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[Der Morgenstern]

I am skipping a stats lab right now. I will go to the gym, do some reading/assignments and drink beer doing it.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

there was a squirrel at work today that was not scared of us at all. was fun.

 

[CF87]

Inside my head, crazy.

 

[Einherjar86]

I just noticed Tom Brady was banned. Long time coming. How, might I ask, did that happen?

 

[The Ozzman]

So, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch with someone from my department (we usually go out to lunch a few times a week) and he ordered some fries with his wings, Our server came back and said that the fries weren't to her satisfaction, so she put in an order for some new ones.

Well, she comes to give the fries to this guy and she says something to the effect of (because my memory has been shit today): 'Now these look good enough to put in my mouth.'

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

 

[waif]

I just noticed Tom Brady was banned. Long time coming. How, might I ask, did that happen?

I'm curious what finally tipped the scales, but I'm mostly just grateful. Thank you, Deron. Thank you.

 

[CF87]

Everyone fucking die.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm curious what finally tipped the scales, but I'm mostly just grateful. Thank you, Deron. Thank you.

I've got a feeling he just put "banned" in his user title. Because he's, you know, such a wacky funster and so forth. I was going to ask why he'd been banned about 4-5 days ago when I saw it but then he posted more.

 

[Srontgorrth]

So, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch with someone from my department (we usually go out to lunch a few times a week) and he ordered some fries with his wings, Our server came back and said that the fries weren't to her satisfaction, so she put in an order for some new ones.

Well, she comes to give the fries to this guy and she says something to the effect of (because my memory has been shit today): 'Now these look good enough to put in my mouth.'

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Buffalo Wild Wings is delicious.

 

[damnromulans]

Fuck I would definitely kill for buffalo wings of any kind. My friend sells them at her restaurant but it's like $5 for 4 wings. ARGAHRGAHRGAHGRAHGRHAhhh

 

[JontRevolting]

LOL I thought chronic pot use had a bad effect on me...but George Michael takes the cake.

 

[PiXyStiX]

Hey ozzman, is your avatar your face?

 

[Einherjar86]

I've got a feeling he just put "banned" in his user title. Because he's, you know, such a wacky funster and so forth. I was going to ask why he'd been banned about 4-5 days ago when I saw it but then he posted more.

Just couldn't resist, could he?

Hey ozzman, is your avatar your face?

Don't feed his already massive ego.

 

[cookiecutter]

So, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch with someone from my department (we usually go out to lunch a few times a week) and he ordered some fries with his wings, Our server came back and said that the fries weren't to her satisfaction, so she put in an order for some new ones.

Well, she comes to give the fries to this guy and she says something to the effect of (because my memory has been shit today): 'Now these look good enough to put in my mouth.'

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

 

[Windie]

Apparently my friend slept through his roommate and his girlfriend fucking wildly for two hours

 

[waif]

Your friend's roommate fucked your friend's girlfriend, or your friend's roommate roommate fucked your friend's roommate's girlfriend?

 

[Der Morgenstern]

That room must have stunk.

 

[Windie]

lmao, no, this is a friend at another college
THE GIRLFRIEND OF MY FRIEND'S ROOMMATE.
stop makin it so damn complicated

 

[cookiecutter]

How did he "fuck wildly" while asleep?

 

[The Ozzman]

Hey ozzman, is your avatar your face?

No. This is my face:

minus all the hair on my head, though it is coming back as we speak