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[~Derek~]

All this talk of an Indian arranged marriage reminds me of the schemes Apu did in order to forego his arranged marriage on The Simpsons.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Hey at least she's attractive.

 

[Chanakya]

That's true

 

[CF87]

What the fuck is the problem then ?

"Fuck my life."

 

[wandering_taco]

This just happened on omegle haha:

You: HI
Stranger: yo
Stranger: asl
You: 21 m usa
Stranger: what state?
You: michigan
Stranger: are you white power?
You: lol not really
Stranger: then fuck you my pals lover

 

[Pessimism]

That'll learn you, you my pals lover.

Edit: Don't mess with Texas.

 

[Windie]

it seems sloughfegkillers has deleted me on facebook Ah, lolz.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Oh I made some almighty shit-ups last night. I haven't actually been to bed, which is probably one of them.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

This just happened on omegle haha:

You: HI
Stranger: yo
Stranger: asl
You: 21 m usa
Stranger: what state?
You: michigan
Stranger: are you white power?
You: lol not really
Stranger: then fuck you my pals lover

No one likes a my pals lover.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I had to move because I had my pals living in my building and I could smell their blackness, so I wanted to get out before I caught their black germs and started to get darker skin and a longer dick. Niggerdom is actually contagious disease.

 

[King Richard]

Those chicks are hot mang.

One thing I noticed about Arab chicks is either their fucking ungodly smoking hot, or uglier than dogshit.

the last comment has nothing to do with the indian chicks

 

[King Richard]

I just realized what is going on so I'm going to comment on this:

Alright guys, it was determined earlier today. In 2 months and 8 days, I'm going to be in an arranged marriage. Rub it in, I had no say in the matter Fuck my life.

Just think, in 2 months and 8 days you get to nail some hot broad for the rest of your life, and there aint shit she can do about it! ah hahahahfahfiashdfoiag

 

[Einherjar86]

One on the left.

Dude. I gotta say that despite the whole, you know, obliteration of your personal liberty...

Well, let's just say I'd fuck your wife.

 

[King Richard]

id pee in her butt

 

[Chanakya]

Alright guys, Drone Ranger was right. I was just fucking with you. My family is prog as fuck.

 

[King Richard]

Next time you fuck with us, at least make it funny.

 

[Chanakya]

Forced into marriage as an 18 year old guy is pretty funny tbh.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'd whip it out and make her beg for it

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I'll make you beg for it

 

[The Ozzman]

That's what he said