zabu of nΩd
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- Feb 9, 2007
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I'll give you a couple inches
that's quite a self-defeating pickup line.
I'll give you a couple inches
Hello, I am Swedish. That means I have lots of sex with blonde supermodels and eat meatballs all day, listening to Abba whilst riding on the back of my very own tamed polar bear. Oh, and I'm also a socialist who likes mixing melody and death in the town of Gothenburg. When I use my cell phone (which is a SonyEricsson of course) I do not text people. I SMS them.
Also, I'm pretty damn proud of the fact that my language is the only language in the world that doesn't use the word 'sauna'.
Only a Swede could be the world's richest man, like it turned out Kamprad is, and drive around in this:
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.