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Hello, I am Swedish. That means I have lots of sex with blonde supermodels and eat meatballs all day, listening to Abba whilst riding on the back of my very own tamed polar bear. Oh, and I'm also a socialist who likes mixing melody and death in the town of Gothenburg. When I use my cell phone (which is a SonyEricsson of course) I do not text people. I SMS them.

Also, I'm pretty damn proud of the fact that my language is the only language in the world that doesn't use the word 'sauna'.
 
Well I'm a goddamn American. I hate all brown people because they hate our freedom. I weigh 150 kg on a thin day and if it's not processed, fried or covered in cheese, I sure as hell ain't eating it. What the fuck is sushi? I drive a huge SUV with all-wheel drive (who knows when I might need it). Soccer is un-American and for faggots. I don't buy imported cars and I don't play imported sports.
 
Well I'm a goddamn American. I hate all brown people because they hate our freedom. I weigh 150 kg on a thin day and if it's not processed, fried or covered in cheese, I sure as hell ain't eating it. What the fuck is sushi? I drive a huge SUV with all-wheel drive (who knows when I might need it). Soccer is un-American and for faggots. I don't buy imported cars and I don't play imported sports.

You messed up. It's "wtf is a kg?", or "fucking faggot un-American measurements".