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[waif]

You europeans sure are a whiny bunch of limp-wristed cock-sockets.

 

[Cronopio]

Bruck out the big guns, will ya.

 

[Einherjar86]

So I fainted in my English calss today and got to spend the rest of my evening in A&E.

The channel?

 

[Hell Patrol]

You europeans sure are a whiny bunch of limp-wristed cock-sockets.

 

[Cronopio]

Hello, I am Swedish. That means I have lots of sex with blonde supermodels and eat meatballs all day, listening to Abba whilst riding on the back of my very own tamed polar bear. Oh, and I'm also a socialist who likes mixing melody and death in the town of Gothenburg. When I use my cell phone (which is a SonyEricsson of course) I do not text people. I SMS them.

Also, I'm pretty damn proud of the fact that my language is the only language in the world that doesn't use the word 'sauna'.

 

[Hell Patrol]

^ Pleasure to meet you Swedish.

 

[Cronopio]

Likewise, Aussie.

 

[damnromulans]

Well I'm a goddamn American. I hate all brown people because they hate our freedom. I weigh 150 kg on a thin day and if it's not processed, fried or covered in cheese, I sure as hell ain't eating it. What the fuck is sushi? I drive a huge SUV with all-wheel drive (who knows when I might need it). Soccer is un-American and for faggots. I don't buy imported cars and I don't play imported sports.

 

[SentinelSlain]

haha

This is relevant.

 

[Dak]

Well I'm a goddamn American. I hate all brown people because they hate our freedom. I weigh 150 kg on a thin day and if it's not processed, fried or covered in cheese, I sure as hell ain't eating it. What the fuck is sushi? I drive a huge SUV with all-wheel drive (who knows when I might need it). Soccer is un-American and for faggots. I don't buy imported cars and I don't play imported sports.

You messed up. It's "wtf is a kg?", or "fucking faggot un-American measurements".

 

[SentinelSlain]

English units are Un-American.

 

[The Ozzman]

Soccer is indeed a faggot sport

 

[Cronopio]

The cuntstitution is full of whocaresments. Your pussydent is a figurehead. Clinton is not so hilarious anymore. I MAEK GIANT TURD IN UR SUPER BOWL Amerrka.

 

[damnromulans]

I'd rather die than give up my inches, pounds and Fahrenheits!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I'll give you a couple inches

 

[Cronopio]

lol

 

[damnromulans]

LOL

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I'll give you a couple inches

that's quite a self-defeating pickup line.

 

[Satanstoenail]

G'Daaay, I'm Satansfaaarkintoenail and I'm from faaarkin Oztraya mate, it's faaarkin great here, heapsa sunshoine n shit, faaarkin rippa food and fuckin VB Beer (the only beer) and the sheilas are well farkin rootable. We play Aussie faarkin rules footy here, fuckin none of this fuckin namby-pamby soccer bullshit or that farkin gridiron bullshit where cunts dress up in a fuckbunch of fuckin padding and ponce about like pooftas. I droive a fuckin Holden HQ One Tonne ute mate, it's got a fuckin 350 Chev in it and it goes a like a fuckin shower of shit mate. This is me in all my fuckin loveliness:

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I wish I had a couple of inches