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I hope you find your cat ASAP, given your username and all.

This is a terrible song but I think of it every time My Cat Owns posts.

 
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I was sitting at my desk today and around 2:30 PM I get an e-mail and it's from the CEO's secretary and it was an INVITATION TO MEET HIM ONE ON ONE a week from tomorrow INSIDE HIS MOTHERFUCKING OFFICE.
 
Industrial espionage. The new employees who get starstruck meeting the ceo always make the best fall guys.
 
I'm dying. I just wanted to let everyone know.

Your death will be a huge loss for this forum and for like 20 almost unfuckable milfs whose last hope died w/ the last beat of your depressed coffeine-addicted heart. Rest in piss Greys.