I don't get why WalMart can never have a set of normal people in it. Everytime I go, I run into something strange but this guy just topped them. He was not as much as strange as he was stupid.
Stranger: Hey, is that shirt you are wearig some death metal band shirt?
Me: Sure, whatever.
Stranger: Yeah, girl I could tell. I heard metal women are, well more freaky. If you know what I mean.
Me: I rather not speak to you, thanks.
Stranger: You are playing hard to get. Don't make me call my boys over here.
Me: Don't make me call the police.
Then I gave him a dirty look, paid for my stuff, and left. He actually follwed me for two blocks. I never met a guy to ever act like that.