New Social Thread

[damnromulans]

Social anxiety? I find shopping in a crowded store exhilarating as fuck.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Well, it's fairly unreasonable to expect not many people to be in the store during the biggest shopping period of the year...
And yeah, what krampus said, social anxiety perhaps?

 

[unknown]

I think it's just kohl's because everytime I go there to shop as well, I want to get the fuck out as quickly as possible

 

[The Ozzman]

I applied for a promotion at my company. Stay tuned.

 

[King Richard]

Stay tuned? We already know you got denied nygar.

Also...wtf, over.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81213484/

 

[The Ozzman]

How can I get denied when my supervisor only turned in the form today? Go play outside.

 

[Einherjar86]

I think it's just kohl's because everytime I go there to shop as well, I want to get the fuck out as quickly as possible

That's how I am at IKEA. And it's worse because that place is a fucking consumer culture labyrinth.

 

[stephahnie]

I hope you get your promotion!

 

[The Ozzman]

Thanks

 

[stephahnie]

What kind of position is it for? If you don't mind my asking.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

wow. forgot about this thread, and my last post

 

[The Ozzman]

What kind of position is it for? If you don't mind my asking.

Customer Service Representative in the Retirement Plan Services department. I would post the job description/qualifications, but it's only open to employees right now and hasn't been posted to the full blown company website yet.

Basically, I meet all the requirements except for having Series 6 designation (which they say they want someone to have in a year after hire), so that might be the only thing that fucks me over. I once applied for a position in the call center and the only reason I wasn't hired was because I didn't have Series 6, but that was before I was even hired at that company, so it might be different now since it's a different department and I've been at this company for 14 months

 

[stephahnie]

It sounds like you work for an insurance company. You sound like a good candidate!

 

[Chanakya]

I once applied for a position in the call center and the only reason I wasn't hired was because I didn't have

That job's in India, did you forget?

 

[The Ozzman]

It sounds like you work for an insurance company.

I do

That job's in India, did you forget?

Not all of them are there

 

[Kulak]

good luck ozz

 

[stephahnie]

I hate dealing with insurance companies.. I'm a pharmacist so we have to all the time.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

"hey can you put a one-time override through for this fine old gentleman, whom you have no reason to distrust and probably no money to lose on, because he is going to be in florida this weekend and only has 4 pills which will mean he can't take his LDL-lowering statin and possibly risk death while trying to enjoy his vacation?

oh, no, you can't? well fuck you then"

 

[stephahnie]

"hey can you put a one-time override through for this fine old gentleman, whom you have no reason to distrust and probably no money to lose on, because he is going to be in florida this weekend and only has 4 pills which will mean he can't take his LDL-lowering statin and possibly risk death while trying to enjoy his vacation?

oh, no, you can't? well fuck you then"

More like.. 'Please fill my 240 vicodin and 360 somas and do it NOW.' ..

 

[CF87]

I'll have some vicodin.