I remember an old thread which contained these hilarious "lyrics"...

neverwhore, this whiteless endavor and jim sheppdogg. LOLosaur.
that made my day
Good effort to whoever created those pages. The one on Cannibal Corpse - the 'Flower Metal' act - is just as good.Haha, glad you liked the linkbless the woman who made that article!
OH SNAP FRUIT OF THE LOOMIS
I wrote it.

Sneap reads here you know.
Would you prefer they used Frederick Nordstrom?