A: not really, i was a quiet boy, but not the bespectacled, friendless kind, so no one bothered me much. i punched a kid in kindergarden, so that counts as winning because he never punched back. later on in high school i deliberately provoked an arrogant bully by saying something very witty about his mother. he did retaliated by trying to strangle me, and there was nothing i could do, so that's probably a defeat even though it felt like victory.
Q: you?