A: Oh please you knob-end, you know plenty!
Best. In Joke. EVER.
You know how as young perverted adolescent guys (aren't we all?
) when someone said 'rack' or 'jugs' in a completely normal sentence about... say, hardware or a beer holder, and someone who over heard it would invariably say something like "hehe... he said 'rack'... huhuh" (Ala Beavis and Butt head) Well, that got so done to death that we took it to the next level. Not only are we adept at pulling sexual innuendos out of the most innocent of sentences (in case you hadn't noticed with me.
) but when someone DOES say such a sentence, we pick the absolute most innoculous word in the phrase and substitute that instead.
example. "Are you going to need a little help holding up that rack dear, it looks a little heavy" (let's just say she is installing a spice rack in the kitchen for the sake of it) and someone will snicker while sayin' "hehe..... he said 'heavy'"[/beavis] or something to that effect.
The obvious word to go with is the primary adjective relating to the word in question, but the less relevant a word is the stupider and therefore funnier it is.
Example: "Hehe... he said 'it' huhhh....." "Hehe... he said 'the' huhhh....." and the ultimate "Hehe... he said 'a' huhhh....." (of course this depends on the context of the sentence.
Q:.....play it again sam.