Official Question-Answer Thread

[Arch]

Answer to Siren: I'm somewhat happy now, can't complain.

 

[Siren]

it depends on who's speaking.

what is in the air?

 

[rahvin]

A: a four-letter word which is neither "lore" nor "dove"?

Q: how do you feel about inner jokes?

 

[Siren]

A: Blutengel!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Did that make any sense for anyone?

 

[Arch]

A: I find inner jokes funny, if only I get them.

Q: Is English a difficult language to learn?

 

[Arch]

@Siren, no.

 

[Siren]

@Arch: Exactly my point, inner jokes are only funny when _someone_ gets what they mean.

A: Not when you have tv with english series and movies and you start learning it when you're 6.

Q: Is greek difficult to learn?

 

[Arch]

A: I dunno. I heard the Greek language is somewhat tough because it resembles nothing like the Indo-European languages. I do dig the Greek alphabet.



Q: Why is Dark Tranquillity's guestbook not working?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: It's supporting the Royal Mail in its strike

Q: Why do they have no bananas today?

 

[Steve]

because if they had bananas then the song would suck

YES, WE DO HAVE BANANAS!

lst book you read?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Ever? Probably one of the 'Spot' books.

What was the last book you read?

 

[Steve]

"Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader"

ever read any of the UJ Bathrrom Reader books?

 

[charnee]

Ever? Probably one of the 'Spot' books.

What was the last book you read?

the book with the cute dog on it and then u can like open things in the book? if so..i love tht book

 

[Steve]

anyone have a question?

 

[charnee]

..

A: no, never read ne of those books

Q: are you lonely?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Yes, the voices in my head have stopped talking. It turned out the metal plate was causing radio interference, I was actually picking up The Archers.

Q: Your views on Scientology?

 

[rahvin]

A: should be wiped out of the face of the earth for being one of the most powerful criminal organizations existing.

Q: your views on alien abductions?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: I just asked you about Scientology

Q: What about Mormons?

 

[Northern Lights]

A: why would any foreign life form, obviously of great intelligence since they managed to travel quite far in space, cruise by earth, think 'oh, exciting place', land secretly, watch the inhabitants and then bring some trailor trash morons with them for experiments? why those people and not the ones they'd perceive as the leaders?
actually, let that be the question

EDIT: damn, I was too late but what the hell, let this stand as an answer for the mormon question as well. just think a bit differently.
alright then, the mormons trying to persuade you to become a mormon aren't that horrible.

jehovas witnesses?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: NL, would YOU want to abduct Tony Blair, or Bush, or Chirac?

Q: No, really?