Official Question-Answer Thread

[Child of Time]

It was me who painted him. Oh, sorry. I'm going home now to get some well-needed sleep. Maybe it will cure me from my bad humour.

 

[MagSec4]

..ok
I'll go ahead and make a question then.

Q: If you were a talking fruit, what kind of fruit and what would your name be?

 

[Arch]

A: I would like to be a banana and my name would be The Orgasmatron 4000.

Q: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

 

[hyena]

a: sometimes. most times actually.

q: have you checked my lost songs thread?

 

[Steve]

I don't think so....

Battery or Sanitarium

 

[Arch]

A: Sanitarium. I just realized that Sanitarium has a riff from the song "Diary of a Madman."

Q: Can you name 2 songs that sound alike to you or has similar riffs?

 

[Steve]

Not right now... I can't think...

why does my life suck?

 

[Arch]

A: Lie down on the sofa and tell me about your childhood.

Q: What makes you happy?

 

[Steve]

Not being where I am right now...

Is that bad?

 

[|ngenius]

A: If you're living in Iraq, no, it isn't. Otherwise, just go to the kitchen, you'll realize you're at a different point then.

Q: Do you really look for answers or just planning to receive solutions by ordinary mailing?


|ng.

 

[Steve]

neither way works, so why put in effort if you fail anyway?

half-life or quake?

 

[Arch]

A: Quake.

Q: What was the first Dark Tranquillity album you own?

 

[Steve]

Damage Done

Do you ever sleep, or do you just reenergize between responding to Q&A and Word Association Threads? (then spend your waking time posting in the "real" threads)

 

[Arch]

A: Yes... Mr. Anderson.

Q: Do you consider suicide to be a selfish act?

 

[hyena]

A: no, i think suicidal people suffer a lot, otherwise they wouldn't pull the trigger, and it's almost always someone else's fault. i feel compassion toward them, not an inclination to call them selfish or anything else bad.

Q: what's your least favorite of the ten commandments?

 

[Steve]

thou shalt not use the name of the lord in vain
he's not my lord... why can't yell JEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!

what should i have done in this situation:
I was ripping up a school newspaper and taping it back together to say "jesus sucks", anda hot girl offers to help me and adds on ot it so it says "jesus sucks balls"

 

[epicous]

A: Jesus sucks balls of the feet of the Apostles.

Q: Which languages do you know and/or want to learn ?

 

[Arch]

A: I know Mandarin, English, German... know some/want to learn Swedish, Japanese, Spanish, Russian, Latin, and French.

Q: Do you consider yourself to be a funny person?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

No, but if someone else does more power to them.

Do you like hats?

 

[Northern Lights]

Most of the time, yes. Although I do feel the world could do without those hideous creations often worn by royalty on a day at the race track. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Are you by any chance blennophobic?