First video:
The old puppet welcomes Yngwie. Then he asks Yngwie how many guitars he has and he answers "Im not sure but around 200". Then the old puppet says: "That's fantastic! That's almost more than I have cars." He then asks Yngwie how many cars HE has, and the fat thundercunt responds "I don't know know."
- "You have recently released an album."
- "Attack", the other puppet says.
- "How many albums have you released?"
Yngwie says "22", and the puppet says "23".
Yngwie Responds: This guy is very good!
- "That's why you're here, because you're, in my eyes, the worlds best guitarist.", the old puppet says. The puppet then asks him if he can play them a riff, then he plays something I would not categorize as a riff.
Second video:
Old puppet: "You do not live in Sweden."
Young puppet in rediculous outfit: "Why not?"
Yngwie: "It's about 20 years since I moved to USA because I was asked to record some records and then I just stayed there.
But I always come back to Sweden for a visit."
Old puppet: "Yngwie. I have practiced guitar a bit and i must say i think i am almost as good as you!.
How about a battle?"
Yngwie: "Sure."
Old puppet: "What key shall we play in?"
Yngwie: "G minor."
(Yngwie plays, then the old puppet plays)
Old puppet: "My guitar isn't tuned."
Old puppet: "Set the cameras on me, Yngwie can't you play one more time?"
(Yngwie plays and the old puppet pretends to be playing while Yngwie plays)
Old puppet: "The cable isn't in! *Laughs*
Old puppet: "We have had some technical difficultiesl"