OT: Official Movie Thread!

[Horus]

i couldnt find anything interesting to watch at the video store the other night so i took the plunge and got jarhead coz people said it was great... BOOOOOORIINNNGGGGG... god i couldnt wait for it to be over.. i kept asking my friend if we could watch porn instead.. he said no

If you asked me if I wanted to watch porn, I'd say yes. Who is this guy? I'll kick his ass!

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

I wouldn’t watch porn with a chick unless I had something rude in my mind or we were such close buddies that I wouldn’t feel weird for having something sticking out of my panes !

This has happen to me when a chick was flashing her underwear to me on the train.
Damn these tight panes !
Now I know how that dude on basic instinct felt ! And since this is a movie thread, basic instinct is a classic erotic adventure !

 

[Anonymous]

Porn rules.

 

[SilentRealm]

i second that.. my best friend and i went to the 'adult shop' yesterday for fun, and wondered what would be something to get as a practical joke to play on any male friends that come over. i thought about tranny stuff, strap on stuff, gay stuff.. basically anything that would leave a male guest so horrified he would run screaming from our place..

 

[Taliwakker]

basically anything that would leave a male guest so horrified he would run screaming from our place..

or to keep him running back to your place

 

[SilentRealm]

if gay or tranny porn keeps a guy running BACK to my place? i dont want him!!

 

[Taliwakker]

and who's calling who BORING Charis??????

 

[Tongue_Ring]

For a second there I freaked
When reading this what popped into my mind was the band venom and I was trying to figure out what was going on ?
I had to read the first reply to realize that venom is also a Spiderman character.I hadn’t really read any comic books since I was 10-11.

explanitory note for the non-americans
the band "Venom" named themselves after the Spiderman villian "Venom"

 

[Tongue_Ring]

I would watch porn with you if i didn't live on the other side of the world...

+1

 

[Tongue_Ring]

I'd watch porn with you too Charis...except for the fact that i don't like those animal sex and german-shit porn movies you favour.

animal sex porn + german-shit porn = fun

 

[Tongue_Ring]

Look...i'm still deeply traumatised by a movie called Feral Nazi Turd Action that Dave (talisinger) made me watch many years ago....it was like that masked chick in the movie opened my chest and shat her runny juices directly onto my soul...and now it is forever stained......

that movie ruled
i <3 the masked chick

 

[Tongue_Ring]

if gay or tranny porn keeps a guy running BACK to my place? i dont want him!!

I <3 gay and tranny porn!!!

 

[TuoDrable]

Planes exist, y'know

 

[Tongue_Ring]

Planes exist, y'know

 

[SilentRealm]

has anyone ever seen the movie haggard? crappy VERY low budget movie (but funny how they make fun of the metal guys.. and why is it the best song in the whole movie - Black Winter Day by Amorphis - is only played literally for a couple of seconds), but my GOD Bam looks so fucking HOT in it.. I just want to lick him from head to toe

me want!!!!!

 

[Taliwakker]

Haven't seen it....don't want to see it.....your image thing didn't work...and full body licking could get you an infection Charis.

 

[SilentRealm]

from that guy.. i dont care if i got an infection

 

[War_Blade]

from that guy.. i dont care if i got an infection

thats going on the sig...

 

[Horus]

What does Bam have that I don't have?.... You know, aside from lots of money, a casino in his back yard (or there used to be at least), an endorsement with Element Skateboards, and a Don Vito.

 

[Anonymous]

What does Bam have that I don't have?.... You know, aside from lots of money, a casino in his back yard (or there used to be at least), an endorsement with Element Skateboards, and a Don Vito.

An infectious STD, apparently.