OT: Who gets the last word?
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anthrax_moshing_maniac
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Ragamuffin
Why yes, I do hate you
anthrax_moshing_maniac
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Ragamuffin
Why yes, I do hate you
anthrax_moshing_maniac
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Is he big in America?
What kind of suicide are you?" Go here to see http://quizilla.com/users/infusco/quizzes/What%20kind%20of%20suicide%20are%20you%3F/
Im
You're a shotgun blast to the face. Screw everyone else, you hate yourself and want to die. You don't want attention, but you will take secret pleasure in the brains and skull matter your so-called "friends" will have to wipe up after you're gone.
What kind of suicide are you?" Go here to see http://quizilla.com/users/infusco/quizzes/What%20kind%20of%20suicide%20are%20you%3F/
Im
You're a shotgun blast to the face. Screw everyone else, you hate yourself and want to die. You don't want attention, but you will take secret pleasure in the brains and skull matter your so-called "friends" will have to wipe up after you're gone.
Ragamuffin
Why yes, I do hate you
He was popular in America for a little while with the kids...I hate the kids.
I got the same suicide and weekend plans to go buy a shotgun
I got the same suicide and weekend plans to go buy a shotgun
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
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You're an asprin overdose. You may or may not<br>actually be trying to kill yourself. You just<br>want your fucking "friends" to pay<br>attention to your *tragic* life.
You're an asprin overdose. You may or may not<br>actually be trying to kill yourself. You just<br>want your fucking "friends" to pay<br>attention to your *tragic* life.
anthrax_moshing_maniac
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I'll look for that what simpson one are you later. I havent been to bed yet might go hit the sack soon
anthrax_moshing_maniac
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bRaTpRiNcEsS
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anthrax_moshing_maniac
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ThraxDude said:Good point. Didn't John say something like if she had swallowed, we wouldn't be in this mess?
That, and do your fucking laundry more than once a year.
anthrax_moshing_maniac
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Some gaylord just sent me this email.
Beloved in Christ,Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord JesusChrist, I am former Mrs monriat Aisha , now Mrsmonriat Useni, a widow to Late Sheik MohammedAlamin Useni, I am 72years old, I am now a newChristian convert, suffering from long time cancer ofthe breast. From all indications, my condition isreally deteriorating and is quite obvious that I maynot live more than six months, because the cancerstage has gotten to a very severe stage.My late husband was killed during the Gulf war, andduring the period of our marriage we had a son who wasalso killed in a cold blood during the Gulf war. Mylate husband was very wealthy and after his death, Iinherited all his business and wealth. My personalphysician told me that I may not live for more thansix months and I am so scared about this. So, I nowdecided to divide part of this wealth, by contributingto the development of evangelism in Africa, America,Europe and Asian Countries This mission which will nodoubt be tasking had made me torecently relocated to Nigeria, Africa where I livepresently. I selected your church after visiting thewebsite for this purpose and prayed over it, I amwilling to donate thesum of $15.000,000.00 Million US Dollars to yourChurch/Ministry for the development of evangelism andalso as aids for the less privileged around you.Please note that, this fund is lying in a SecurityCompany in Europe and the company has branches,therefore i will want you to contact my lawyer throughthis contact information.Name:Barrister alex chieduEmail:alexchiedu1@zwallet.comphone 234-8033009920so that he will file an immediateapplication for the transfer of the money in the nameof your ministry an he will tell you what steps totake next. Please, do not reply if you have theintention of using this fund for personal use otherthan enhancement of evangelism.Lastly, I want you/your ministry to be praying for meas regards my entire life and my health because I havecome to find out since my spiritual birth lately thatwealth acquisition without Jesus Christ in one's lifeis vanity upon vanity. If you have to die says theLord, keep fit and I will give you the crown of life.May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love ofGod, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit bewith you. I await your urgent reply.Yours in Christ,Mrs monriat Useni4A George CloseZaria, Nigeria.
Beloved in Christ,Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord JesusChrist, I am former Mrs monriat Aisha , now Mrsmonriat Useni, a widow to Late Sheik MohammedAlamin Useni, I am 72years old, I am now a newChristian convert, suffering from long time cancer ofthe breast. From all indications, my condition isreally deteriorating and is quite obvious that I maynot live more than six months, because the cancerstage has gotten to a very severe stage.My late husband was killed during the Gulf war, andduring the period of our marriage we had a son who wasalso killed in a cold blood during the Gulf war. Mylate husband was very wealthy and after his death, Iinherited all his business and wealth. My personalphysician told me that I may not live for more thansix months and I am so scared about this. So, I nowdecided to divide part of this wealth, by contributingto the development of evangelism in Africa, America,Europe and Asian Countries This mission which will nodoubt be tasking had made me torecently relocated to Nigeria, Africa where I livepresently. I selected your church after visiting thewebsite for this purpose and prayed over it, I amwilling to donate thesum of $15.000,000.00 Million US Dollars to yourChurch/Ministry for the development of evangelism andalso as aids for the less privileged around you.Please note that, this fund is lying in a SecurityCompany in Europe and the company has branches,therefore i will want you to contact my lawyer throughthis contact information.Name:Barrister alex chieduEmail:alexchiedu1@zwallet.comphone 234-8033009920so that he will file an immediateapplication for the transfer of the money in the nameof your ministry an he will tell you what steps totake next. Please, do not reply if you have theintention of using this fund for personal use otherthan enhancement of evangelism.Lastly, I want you/your ministry to be praying for meas regards my entire life and my health because I havecome to find out since my spiritual birth lately thatwealth acquisition without Jesus Christ in one's lifeis vanity upon vanity. If you have to die says theLord, keep fit and I will give you the crown of life.May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love ofGod, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit bewith you. I await your urgent reply.Yours in Christ,Mrs monriat Useni4A George CloseZaria, Nigeria.
mentalmeltdown
Horatio McAllister
eeerrrr.... what?
(In a commanding voice): "Don't break the oath.... I mean, Don't open your junk mail! Ever!"
(In a commanding voice): "Don't break the oath.... I mean, Don't open your junk mail! Ever!"
mentalmeltdown
Horatio McAllister
"As a being now possessed of a human body
In this world I swear to give my full
Allegiance to it's lawfull master,
To worship him our
Lord Satan and no other
In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth
Open wide the gates of Hell
And come forth from the abyss
By these names: Satan, Leviathan,
Belial, Lucifer
I will kiss the goat"
- you gotta admit it's still better than any other of the major religions out there... hehehehe...
In this world I swear to give my full
Allegiance to it's lawfull master,
To worship him our
Lord Satan and no other
In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth
Open wide the gates of Hell
And come forth from the abyss
By these names: Satan, Leviathan,
Belial, Lucifer
I will kiss the goat"
- you gotta admit it's still better than any other of the major religions out there... hehehehe...
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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I got one like that a few weeks ago. It says some rich dude in Africa died and left no next of kin, so if I give them my bank account number, they will list me as next of kin and I'll get like $15M or some shit. Yeah, I'm that stupid...
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