Metal Maiden said:This is an educational site.
Riehlthing said:Is that even possible? Can the Earth hold that much lip?
Metal Maiden said:Guys---When you go to the bathroom, LIFT THE SEAT! If for some reason you don't, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!
Unless the toilet you are using is one you are sharing with someone you are VERY intimate with.........and she loves you a LOT.
Metal Maiden said:This is a PM thing.
ThraxDude said:True.... okay.... I'm a bad boy. I should save that for the PM.
This is a family site.............. no more porno stories here......
anthrax_moshing_maniac said:I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me Daddy. And I called her baby when I
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. And I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. You were knocked out. But we were
All knocked out you know. In a way
GASOLINEDREAM said:By the way--thanks on my son. His lip is bigger than Mick Jagger's and Steven Tyler's combined right now, but he'll be OK.
ThraxDude said:True.... okay.... I'm a bad boy. I should save that for the PM.
This is a family site.............. no more porno stories here......
Word. I always thought what this thread needed was more pornography!bRaTpRiNcEsS said:Lone Justin said no pictures. I didn't see anything about words.
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:Glad he's okay. Contemplating a trip to the hospital is never fun.
My son is constantly splitting his lips. I don't even freak out anymore, even with lots of blood. Having him suck on an ice cube is the best thing. Some kids don't go for that though, but mine's a strange one.