OT: Who gets the last word?

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Riehlthing said:
Is that even possible? Can the Earth hold that much lip?

That is a lot of lip I suppose. I don't know, Maybe i shopuld take a picture and send it to Guiness. The collagen lip stuffers would be jealous.

I think his teeth actually went all the way through it from the back, but it stopped bleeding so they said not to take him to the hospital. Nothing they could do. It's freaking huge. The kid's 21 months old and I hope his lip goes back to normal in the next month.
 
Guys---When you go to the bathroom, LIFT THE SEAT! If for some reason you don't, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!

Unless the toilet you are using is one you are sharing with someone you are VERY intimate with.........and she loves you a LOT. :)
 
Metal Maiden said:
Guys---When you go to the bathroom, LIFT THE SEAT! If for some reason you don't, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!

Unless the toilet you are using is one you are sharing with someone you are VERY intimate with.........and she loves you a LOT. :)

Where did that come from? Actually, don't answer that....
 
Okay....okay... Here's were you should be.....

BossDude (who doesn't make messes 'cause it's really Thra:rofl:ude): Well, do you ladies like looking at each other? I'm not sure if I approve of you not wearing panties, Metal Maiden... Do you need to be punished?

(now you go.....)
 
Metal Maiden said:
This is a PM thing. :)

True.... okay.... I'm a bad boy. I should save that for the PM.
This is a family site.............. no more porno stories here......
 
I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me Daddy. And I called her baby when I
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. And I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. You were knocked out. But we were
All knocked out you know. In a way
 
anthrax_moshing_maniac said:
I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me Daddy. And I called her baby when I
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. And I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. You were knocked out. But we were
All knocked out you know. In a way

I'm offended. Shame on you and shame on Pantera!
 
GASOLINEDREAM said:
By the way--thanks on my son. His lip is bigger than Mick Jagger's and Steven Tyler's combined right now, but he'll be OK.

Glad he's okay. Contemplating a trip to the hospital is never fun.

My son is constantly splitting his lips. I don't even freak out anymore, even with lots of blood. Having him suck on an ice cube is the best thing. Some kids don't go for that though, but mine's a strange one.
 
mentalmeltdown said:
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Shame on you!
 
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
Glad he's okay. Contemplating a trip to the hospital is never fun.

My son is constantly splitting his lips. I don't even freak out anymore, even with lots of blood. Having him suck on an ice cube is the best thing. Some kids don't go for that though, but mine's a strange one.


Thanks. It was our first encounter with the lip-splitting, blood everywhere type of incident.
 
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