GregadetH
ENCYCLOPEDIA SLAYTANICA
Well,most fems don't like the irish body hair. Fuck 'em. They don't know what a real man is.
SNIKT!
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OT: Who gets the last word?
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anthrax_moshing_maniac
Cursed again
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
Can he read? jk...anthrax_moshing_maniac said:@Tad sounds like a good plan
NFF is gonna have a lot reading to do when he comes back
Didn't post enough from when I left work last night, what's wrong with you all? Damn!
Metal Maiden
Cooking with Anthrax
anthrax_moshing_maniac
Cursed again
anthrax_moshing_maniac
Cursed again
Metal Maiden said:How am I supposed to get any real work done after waking up to that?
You lot are lazy it's 3:30pm and your just getting up!
GASOLINEDREAM
Time to Play
Metal Maiden said:How am I supposed to get any real work done after waking up to that?
Wht the hell have I been missing?
It's been hectic lately. My son flipped over his little Clifford 4-wheel thingy and split his lip open massively. There was blood everywhere. No hospital trip though. We stopped the bleeding. Then, we had a doctor's visit and ultrasound for the next baby, trying to get work done before I go to Brazil on Sunday for a week.
Busy, busy, busy. So I get on here and I see a thread on Sex, and this thread with role-playing and lesbian action. Wow, what's going on?
Metal Maiden
Cooking with Anthrax
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
ThraxDude
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BossDude: bRaTwIfE, would you help Metal Maiden out of her skirt?
bRaTwIfE: Mmmmm.... Yes! But first, Metal Maiden, what do you think of my panties?
Metal Maiden: Those are the sexiest pair of purple panties I've ever seen..Mmmm.... you look really good!
bRaTwIfE: Oh, you are hot! Let me help you. *gets behind Metal Maiden and slowly removes Maiden's skirt*
BossDude (pitching a tent): Metal Maiden, I notice you're not wearing any panties! Great Scott! I can see your bare, shaven chonch!!
bRaTwIfE: Mmmmm.... Yes! But first, Metal Maiden, what do you think of my panties?
Metal Maiden: Those are the sexiest pair of purple panties I've ever seen..Mmmm.... you look really good!
bRaTwIfE: Oh, you are hot! Let me help you. *gets behind Metal Maiden and slowly removes Maiden's skirt*
BossDude (pitching a tent): Metal Maiden, I notice you're not wearing any panties! Great Scott! I can see your bare, shaven chonch!!
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
ZerowingRacer: Hey... How are you?
Sweetness420: fine ASL?
ZerowingRacer: Ummm... 61/male/Michigan.
Sweetness420: wtf ur profile sez 21 utah?
ZerowingRacer: Oh this is my grandsons profile.
ZerowingRacer: You don't think little girls would have sex with me if they knew i was 61.
Sweetness420: ur kidding
ZerowingRacer: You're not as stupid as you look.
Sweetness420: hey thats mean.
ZerowingRacer: No, really its a compliment. So did you want to cyber?
Sweetness420: well yes but not if ur 61
ZerowingRacer: You were right, I was joking. Lets play.
Sweetness420: ok my girl thingy is so wet
ZerowingRacer: Hold on i need a Viagra.
Sweetness420: wuts that
ZerowingRacer: Okay, so you are as dumb as you look.
Sweetness420: ur a dick
ZerowingRacer: No, I'm a lesbian. I lied. I'm a 61 year old woman.
Sweetness420: omg i hate you
ZerowingRacer: No, you love me. My viagra is kicking in.
Sweetness420: go away
ZerowingRacer: Kiss me.
Sweetness420: fine ASL?
ZerowingRacer: Ummm... 61/male/Michigan.
Sweetness420: wtf ur profile sez 21 utah?
ZerowingRacer: Oh this is my grandsons profile.
ZerowingRacer: You don't think little girls would have sex with me if they knew i was 61.
Sweetness420: ur kidding
ZerowingRacer: You're not as stupid as you look.
Sweetness420: hey thats mean.
ZerowingRacer: No, really its a compliment. So did you want to cyber?
Sweetness420: well yes but not if ur 61
ZerowingRacer: You were right, I was joking. Lets play.
Sweetness420: ok my girl thingy is so wet
ZerowingRacer: Hold on i need a Viagra.
Sweetness420: wuts that
ZerowingRacer: Okay, so you are as dumb as you look.
Sweetness420: ur a dick
ZerowingRacer: No, I'm a lesbian. I lied. I'm a 61 year old woman.
Sweetness420: omg i hate you
ZerowingRacer: No, you love me. My viagra is kicking in.
Sweetness420: go away
ZerowingRacer: Kiss me.
Metal Maiden
Cooking with Anthrax
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
Metal Maiden
Cooking with Anthrax
anthrax_moshing_maniac
Cursed again
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
ZerowingRacer: So your name is weird. What's it mean?
csuroxygurl: csu cuz i goto cal state
csuroxygurl: roxy cuz i like roxy clothes
ZerowingRacer: And "gurl" because you like Avril Lavigne.
csuroxygurl: no because im a girl
ZerowingRacer: U R 2 KEWL I M A SK8R BOI
csuroxygurl: what
ZerowingRacer: Nevermind. Why don't girls get my jokes?
csuroxygurl: i dunno
ZerowingRacer: So you like Roxy clothes... do you surf?
csuroxygurl: no just like their clothes
ZerowingRacer: Oh. Like me. I really like the boobs at "Hooters" but the food is ass.
csuroxygurl: kinda like that
ZerowingRacer: Yeah. So... what do you look like?
csuroxygurl: 36-24-36D and five ten
ZerowingRacer: Sounds nice. But I think you're lying.
csuroxygurl: no no no i really look like that
ZerowingRacer: Okay I believe you.
csuroxygurl: good
ZerowingRacer: So lets cyber.
csuroxygurl: whoa i dont cyber
ZerowingRacer: Why not?
csuroxygurl: cuz i get laid enough in real life yo
ZerowingRacer: Oh really? You should... its fun.
csuroxygurl: i dunno
ZerowingRacer: Just imagine my giant redwood-like member quivering in front of you wide dripping crevice.
csuroxygurl: oooh how big is it
ZerowingRacer: Really big. Wanna see a pic?
csuroxygurl: sure
*wait two minutes*
ZerowingRacer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
csuroxygurl: what?
ZerowingRacer: STOP TALKING TO MY SON. HE'S TWELVE YEARS OLD YOU SICK PERVERT!
csuroxygurl: omg no he started it
ZerowingRacer: NO HE TOLD ME YOU STARTED IT YOU PEDOPHILE.
csuroxygurl: who is this
ZerowingRacer: THIS IS HIS MOTHER!
csuroxygurl: sorry mom misunderstanding
ZerowingRacer: GO LOOK FOR MEN YOUR OWN AGE YOU TRAMP.
csuroxygurl: hey im not a tramp and he started it
ZerowingRacer: LEAVE US ALONE NOW OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
csuroxygurl: go ahead im saving a copy of this
ZerowingRacer: OH REALLY? GOOD BECAUSE I'M GONNA USE THAT AS EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU
ZerowingRacer: YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED IN JAIL BY A HUNDRED FAT LESBIANS YOU LITTLE prostitute!!!
csuroxygurl: omg i am so sorry just forget this happened
ZerowingRacer: NO YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. I'M GOING TO SPANK YOU.
csuroxygurl: WHAT?
ZerowingRacer: I'M GOING TO TIE YOU UP, PUT A BALL GAG IN YOUR MOUTH AND RIDE YOU LIKE A PONY!
csuroxygurl: WTF??
ZerowingRacer: YEAH YOU HEARD ME I'M GOING TO PUNISH YOU FOR BEING BAD.
csuroxygurl: this is freaking me out. so you aren't calling the cops?
ZerowingRacer: NO, I'M GONNA HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU.
csuroxygurl: this is f**ked up leave ME aone
ZerowingRacer: YEAH YOU LIKE THAT. SPANK THAT ASS.
ZerowingRacer: TAKE IT.
csuroxygurl: i mean it leave me alone
ZerowingRacer: YOU LIKE LITTLE BOYS? I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!!
ZerowingRacer: YOU SMELL GOOD.
ZerowingRacer: YOU MAKE ME HUNGRY FOR SALMON.
csuroxygurl: csu cuz i goto cal state
csuroxygurl: roxy cuz i like roxy clothes
ZerowingRacer: And "gurl" because you like Avril Lavigne.
csuroxygurl: no because im a girl
ZerowingRacer: U R 2 KEWL I M A SK8R BOI
csuroxygurl: what
ZerowingRacer: Nevermind. Why don't girls get my jokes?
csuroxygurl: i dunno
ZerowingRacer: So you like Roxy clothes... do you surf?
csuroxygurl: no just like their clothes
ZerowingRacer: Oh. Like me. I really like the boobs at "Hooters" but the food is ass.
csuroxygurl: kinda like that
ZerowingRacer: Yeah. So... what do you look like?
csuroxygurl: 36-24-36D and five ten
ZerowingRacer: Sounds nice. But I think you're lying.
csuroxygurl: no no no i really look like that
ZerowingRacer: Okay I believe you.
csuroxygurl: good
ZerowingRacer: So lets cyber.
csuroxygurl: whoa i dont cyber
ZerowingRacer: Why not?
csuroxygurl: cuz i get laid enough in real life yo
ZerowingRacer: Oh really? You should... its fun.
csuroxygurl: i dunno
ZerowingRacer: Just imagine my giant redwood-like member quivering in front of you wide dripping crevice.
csuroxygurl: oooh how big is it
ZerowingRacer: Really big. Wanna see a pic?
csuroxygurl: sure
*wait two minutes*
ZerowingRacer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
csuroxygurl: what?
ZerowingRacer: STOP TALKING TO MY SON. HE'S TWELVE YEARS OLD YOU SICK PERVERT!
csuroxygurl: omg no he started it
ZerowingRacer: NO HE TOLD ME YOU STARTED IT YOU PEDOPHILE.
csuroxygurl: who is this
ZerowingRacer: THIS IS HIS MOTHER!
csuroxygurl: sorry mom misunderstanding
ZerowingRacer: GO LOOK FOR MEN YOUR OWN AGE YOU TRAMP.
csuroxygurl: hey im not a tramp and he started it
ZerowingRacer: LEAVE US ALONE NOW OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
csuroxygurl: go ahead im saving a copy of this
ZerowingRacer: OH REALLY? GOOD BECAUSE I'M GONNA USE THAT AS EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU
ZerowingRacer: YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED IN JAIL BY A HUNDRED FAT LESBIANS YOU LITTLE prostitute!!!
csuroxygurl: omg i am so sorry just forget this happened
ZerowingRacer: NO YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. I'M GOING TO SPANK YOU.
csuroxygurl: WHAT?
ZerowingRacer: I'M GOING TO TIE YOU UP, PUT A BALL GAG IN YOUR MOUTH AND RIDE YOU LIKE A PONY!
csuroxygurl: WTF??
ZerowingRacer: YEAH YOU HEARD ME I'M GOING TO PUNISH YOU FOR BEING BAD.
csuroxygurl: this is freaking me out. so you aren't calling the cops?
ZerowingRacer: NO, I'M GONNA HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU.
csuroxygurl: this is f**ked up leave ME aone
ZerowingRacer: YEAH YOU LIKE THAT. SPANK THAT ASS.
ZerowingRacer: TAKE IT.
csuroxygurl: i mean it leave me alone
ZerowingRacer: YOU LIKE LITTLE BOYS? I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!!
ZerowingRacer: YOU SMELL GOOD.
ZerowingRacer: YOU MAKE ME HUNGRY FOR SALMON.
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
Someone I know came up with the one's I posted above. Someone posted some cybersex going wrong stories on Saturnspeed.com, he thought he could make better ones and made those up.
GASOLINEDREAM
Time to Play
Metal Maiden said:I'm glad your son is okay.
Also check out the Help! thread.
Wow, You weren't kidding.
Sex is such a fun topic. Music, sex, drinking, and gambling. These are a few of my favorite things...
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