OT: Who gets the last word?

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They have to give me Sunday's off, it's on what I was hired under...and I know the guy that does the schedules, so he pushes mine through for 3 12 hour days, and the 4 hour day on Friday. So I have 3 day weekends all the time, and usually off work early on Friday's also...

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Subject: FW: The world's most functional word


Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the
English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit
together,
Find a place for your shit,
Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others
can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola.
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a
paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English
language.
 
- Metal Maiden, you need another appointment. Nurse Gina will be with you in just a minute and while you're waiting for her, I suggest you make yourself comfortable; and by that I mean naked.
- Dr. Mental

Does it make more sense now Maiden? :)
 
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