I'm pretty sure your wife did more work than you, though.
It's about time you updated those, though. Or maybe it's about time that I clicked the link.....But I think blaming you is better.
And I noticed she's weighed in grams, AND you translated it for us silly Americans. So tell me, how much is 250 grams? Someone came to the deli and asked for 250 grams of mortadella and didn't understand the stupid look she got. Then she tried to explain what mortadella was, as if THAT was the problem.
Also, how's Antonio taken to her? Has he tried yanking her off the couch or anything yet?