OT: Who gets the last word?

[Riehlthing]

Notice me not saying anything about "My kids..."

Yeah, I would go to the bar Saturday night, but got Blazers game to go too, and I have to work Saturday morning at 5am, so that screws Friday night.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Aaaaa shut up the lot of you! You all have it easy! "My kids this.... My kids that...." bla bla bla bla... Don't you know how hard it is being single, no attachments whatsoever, having loads of disposable income and banging... wait, "dating" different people all the time? It's hard man! Both on the body and the soul!

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

Yeah, shut up.

 

[remington69]

I just spilled hot chocolate on my pants.

Maybe I should take them off for the rest of the day.

 

[Ragamuffin]

What the hell is paternity leave?

Anyway, even though this is technically a 'metal board'...or was once before it became a half drama board half sex board, I feel I must share what I strongly feel will honestly be the record of the year. It's fucking brilliant. It's by a band called Eels, which you've probably heard of before because they've had some hits of varying degree in the past and been on some soundtracks of movies you've probably seen (though, ironically, the lead singer claims to not have). Anyway, the record is called Blinking Lights And Other Revelations and I'm offering it for illegal download right here because I think it's just that good and if people hear it, they'll buy it.

Yeah...

Word.

How bout them Cowboys?!

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Now that's why they call it hot chocolate - it makes you do hot things.

 

[Riehlthing]

think the answer to that is obvious.
course, as DD would say, you have to then post pictures.
spilled mountain dew on me today, but just ain't the same as you spilling hot chocolate on your pants.

 

[DarbysDad]

I just spilled hot chocolate on my pants.

Maybe I should take them off for the rest of the day.

Nobody else caught this :hotjump: - Take them off but only for your fiance - see I can be good sometimes.

 

[Riehlthing]

Your wife was standing over your shoulder when you typed that, right DD?

 

[DarbysDad]

I'm at work

 

[Riehlthing]

Then your hr watchdog monitoring your posts. Cause the real DD wouldn't say that.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Bed time. Good night.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Ragamuffin]

You sons of bitches. Somebody download that CD and tell me what you think! I've been here long enough that you know I'm not some band shill.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Sorry...my computer froze when I tried to DL so I didn't go back to the site.

 

[DarbysDad]

Then your hr watchdog monitoring your posts. Cause the real DD wouldn't say that.

Yeah - I'm an android DD - the real one is at the titty bar getting a lap dance from his wife. :hotjump:

 

[nafnikufesin]

I got a lap dance from her, too. Wasn't anything special

 

[DarbysDad]

that's because I was sitting on your lap and here I thought it was just a lumpy chair

 

[Riehlthing]

now, the real dd was killed since it was replaced.

 

[nafnikufesin]

that's because I was sitting on your lap and here I thought it was just a lumpy chair

I hope the lumps didn't turn you on

And why were you dressed in the mini-skirt and six-inch stillettos anyway

 

[Ragamuffin]

What he does on his weekends is none of your business.

 

[nafnikufesin]

It is if he's trying to give me lap dances