OT: Who gets the last word?

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nafnikufesin said:
So Antonio is starting to notice erections, which makes for some good "kids say the darndest things" material:

Antonio (pulling his pants down): "Mommy, look at my big penis!

My wife: Yes, Antonio, that is your penis, put you really shouldn't be taking it out of your pants like that

Antonio: I want to show EVERYBODY my big penis!

:lol: like father, like son... :lol:
Dude your son rocks :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
 
"I like beer cause it's good,
I drink beer because I should.
If there was a song to sing,
I sing it and beer you bring.
I drink beer when I am sad,
cause the beer it makes me glad.
now there's nothing left to say,
so let's go drink some beer!

BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, and stuff!!!!"
 
verse two

"When it's warm it tastes real crappy,
but cold beer makes me happy.
when I throw up on the floor,
I can go and get some more.
They say beer will make me dumb,
it are go good with pizza.
Now that we have drunk some beer,
let's go drive a car.

BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, and stuff!!!!

uh, dude, I think you've had enough...


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
 
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