bRaTpRiNcEsS said:Okay, Marge gets these paper towels that are like the greatest paper towels ever, and also she ends up having the hots for the "Burly" man on the cover (like "Brawny" ) and writes a letter to the company to see if he's a real guy or whatever, but Homer, I forget if he takes the letter or just overhears her writing it, but anyway, he and Bart send her a fake letter that the "Burly" man is going to come to dinner and she gets all pissed off when she finds out it was Homer and Bart making fun of her. Then Homer starts screaming for no reason and they have to go back into his past and there's this river that seems to be the cause of it and he remembers finding a body in it, but they don't see anything because of the water, so Marge runs home and gets her Burly paper towels and throws a bunch of rolls into the river and it soaks up all the water and they find a skeleton that turns out to be Smithers' dad that Mr. Burns dumped down the "body hatch."
Thank you, too! But I use "Oops, I crapped myself".nafnikufesin said:And Thraude would be most likely to own some of those towels, because I get the sense that he needs to clean up a lot of "fluid" spills /forum/images/smilies/lol.gif
anthrax_moshing_maniac said:Do you get shit like the tweenies and teletubbies over were you are
Now there's a marketing slogan if I've ever heard one.ThraxDude said:It works for those sudden bowel movements, piss, and jizz.

bRaTpRiNcEsS said:Never heard of tweenies, but teletubbies aren't allowed in my house so I don't have to sit through them. I haven't heard anything about them in a long time so I don't know if they're still on, but yes they were extremely popular here at one time.
And Thraude...thanks for sharing. !
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Is that the one with that big yellow bird if so i use to watch that years ago lolnafnikufesin said:Sesame Street
I watch it every weekday. I sound so thrilled about it, don't I? We just saw a Elmo/Cookie Monster potato sack race thing that I have to get for my son's birthday.