OT: Who gets the last word?

[Ragamuffin]

I don't think anyone here would support a thing like that.

 

[DarbysDad]

Must Post at work, Must Post at work, Must Post at work,

 

[nafnikufesin]

Hey, I get paid on a fee-for-service basis, meaning if I post here while I'm at work, I could otherwise be spending that time making money instead, yet for some inexplicable reason, I post here in order to get the last word so I can win an imaginary contest that I started. How lame is that?

PS - If you all agree that it's lame, you can show it by not posting and thus allowing me to claim victory

 

[Ragamuffin]

It's pretty lame. But lamer is another guy who won't play fantasy football because he's afraid to lose so he's hiding behind the idea that he'll "become too obsessed with it".

 

[nafnikufesin]

We wouldn't know anything about being "too obsessed" on this board

 

[remington69]

Um...I don't really have anything to say. But it took forever for this page to load, so I should say something.

Poop!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Dang, almost 43 hours that time...you guys are slipping

 

[remington69]

It's the weekend. Spent too much time drinking margaritas (and then having to spend the next morning driving to Milwaukee for a baby shower with a hangover).

 

[nafnikufesin]

We rented a margarita machine on Friday, with two flavors...11 litres of lime margarita and 11 litres of Bellinis. That was supposed to be enough for 35 people. We had to fill the Bellinis a second time and polished all of it off between 12 of us.

 

[remington69]

Forgive my ignorance, but what exactly is a margarita machine? Is it like a giant blender and mixer? If so, where can I purchase one to mount in my kitchen.

 

[nafnikufesin]

It's one of those bar-style slushie machine that's constantly keeping the margarita blended. I'd buy one too, but:

1. They're running a minimum of $1200 on EBay, as high as $4400
2. They're noisy and consume a large amount of electricity to keep them running all the time
3. If I had one permanently, I'd become more of an alcoholic than I already am

 

[remington69]

I see.

I think I'll just save up for a keg-a-rator.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Yeah, I won't worry about making it a permanent fixture, but its kinda fun to rent one for a party every now and then.

 

[DarbysDad]

First time to load Last Word in days No AC sucks and a margarita machine might be cool especially 'cause you can do other slushys

 

[nafnikufesin]

And you get to stick your head under the machine and pour it right into your mouth

 

[DarbysDad]

**brain freeze**

okay one more

 

[nafnikufesin]

Why stop at one?

 

[remington69]

And you get to stick your head under the machine and pour it right into your mouth

**drools**

 

[nafnikufesin]

Please don't drool until after you get your head out from under the machine. Other people want a turn

 

[remington69]

No...all mine!