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[Doesy]

Dude, I just couldn't live without knowing the truth behind Nicole's Baby Bump.

Stupid Grandparents :/

 

[amon666]

that's really really good man! do a pair for me?

 

[Spanish_Lass]

that's really really good man! do a pair for me?

A couple of baby bumps? Ahmed my lad, someone should have the birds and the bees talk with you...

 

[Vilewoman]

A couple of baby bumps? Ahmed my lad, someone should have the birds and the bees talk with you...

 

[Spanish_Lass]

Me looking all respectable last monday:

Me and the brand new ball and chain Later on the day, drunk as fuck, me with sore feet, him almost revealing what's underneath the kilt but in general quite contented-

 

[Hagg]

You look lovely on the first pic and even lovelier on the 2nd LOL.

 

[waif]

aww

 

[Lopt]

Congrats and that you may have a good life together!

 

[Sonia G]

Me looking all respectable last monday:

Me and the brand new ball and chain Later on the day, drunk as fuck, me with sore feet, him almost revealing what's underneath the kilt but in general quite contented-

Congratulations! Nice pics... and a beautiful wedding dress, by the way. You both look really happy! I wish you all the best hun!

 

[amon666]

you look good and happy Maria! hope it lasts forever! congrats!

 

[Spanish_Lass]

Thank you all!!! mwah! Day went in a blur and I dont remember much, but we were really happy... not so happy when waking up the next day with the mother of all hangovers, but who cares?

 

[NewWorld]

general awfulness, sexual banana eating( ) and whatnot... I wouldn't do it again, but I wouldn't change what happened either XD

I don't have pics but I had horrible hangover face for most of the next dayuke:

 

[Shadow77]

Wow..nice um...legs there New

 

[Spanish_Lass]

I am sorry to say this but you are pretty convincing in the last one... had you considered Female impersonator as a possible carreer path?

 

[amon666]

Hahahahaha i can't believe you actually dressed like that!

 

[NewWorld]

I am sorry to say this but you are pretty convincing in the last one... had you considered Female impersonator as a possible carreer path?

Only if it was in conjunction with something like Monty Python (they rarely had actual female actors).

The funniest part of the night I can actually remember was going to the liquor store and being really obnoxious with the clerk...I think that's also the only time I've been carded since being legal...

Another funny part was that the other guys tried to make their voices higher/girly but I was drunk enough not to think of that, so I was constantly shouting obscenities with a man's voice XD

 

[YearsOfMetal]

NewWorld, those pics are too funny. You do make a pretty convincing female, though

 

[Shadow77]

Makes me sad looks better in a skirt than I do

 

[NewWorld]

here is a slightly more serious pic, my wisdom teeth in bad quality:

I count myself lucky that I only had them on top. The most unpleasant part of the removal process was getting a needle in the roof of my mouth.

 

[Vilewoman]

Only if it was in conjunction with something like Monty Python (they rarely had actual female actors).

Connie Booth and Carol Cleveland are the only two I can remember. Connie was John Cleese's wife at the time.

My favorite line in Python comes from Graham Chapman (while playing a woman)
"I object to all this sex on the television, I mean! I keep falling off!"

And you do look rather awesome as a woman.