Personal questions thread.

[Kvlt Wench]

You need to ask your own question too!

Anyway, to Eric's: the only one I've watched was the one I found on the street. Tiffany Minx: Wildcat. It was a lollercaust.

Do you like cuddling?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I absolutely adore cuddling and would be willing to cuddle every night for the rest of my life with a dearly loved one.

A question of morality: You have an acoustic guitar and a wonderful voice. You can play a tune and woo a beautiful female and spend a number of fantastic weeks with her, ultimately falling in love with her, or you can break your guitar over her head, knocking her unconscious, rape her, then eat her alive. Which do you choose?

 

[EricT]

Rape.

Is Shaft one bad ass motherfucker or not?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Yes.

Morgan Freeman or Laurence Fishburne?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Morgan Freeman.

You are on a plane. Snakes or no snakes?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Fail! Definitely snakes.

I'll ask again:
Morgan Freeman or Laurence Fishburne OR Samuel L. Jackson?

 

[EricT]

Samuel Leroy Motherfucking Jackson

SLJ's role in Pulp Fiction or Snakes on a Plane?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Pulp Fiction.

You are a whale improbably brought into existence quite a distance above the surface of a planet. What is your first thought?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

"Nigga please."

Manitees or narwhals?

 

[Reminiscence]

Narwhals, because they come from the cold.

Niggaz or hoez?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Niggaz, straight up.

What kind of underwear are you wearing?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Boxer briefs. My crotch looks amazing right now.

Catullus or Sappho?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I have no idea, but Catullus has a neater name.

Who on this forum has the best username?

 

[Reminiscence]

Not me.

Slow Ride or Don't Push?

 

[EricT]

Edit: God dammit.

Slow Ride.

Who is the best current poster on the board?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Sexi Alexi. Or Neverearth.

How many people have you had sex with?

 

[Reminiscence]

A few.

Blunts or joints?

 

[Captain Beard]

Joints. How do you shut up a baby that isn't yours and you'd prefer not to go to jail over killing it with a curb stomping?

 

[Reminiscence]

Say, "it fell out the window".

Beer or wine?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Definitely beer.

Favorite kind of pie?