Personal questions thread.

Beer. I'm drinking again tonight even though I was severely unkind to myself last night.

Get two pieces of glass shoved in your eyes or fall out of a window onto some boards with nails sticking out?
 
Because you say so.

Head in a vice, knitting needle in the ear, or red hot poker up the jacksie??

Edit: Kitty.
 
Needle in the ear.

If you were imprisoned 500 years ago, what would your choice prison meal be, potatoes and butter, or cheese and bread?
 
Sticking your penis into another man isn't so bad if you're REALLY horny...

Taking it is just gay. :tickled:





Taking it in the ass, or in the mouth? (guys)