Personal Shit Thread version 2.0

[Covet Chaos]

Hahahahahaa!!! That is the greatest thing ever said here!

 

[metallicdistort]

Well this is the personal shit thread, what did you expect?

 

[Podgie]

Yeah, that's why you've got to trim your anal beard.

It's scary though.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Or apperently if you rum vaseline around you bum it slides out and you dont need to clean.

 

[metallicdistort]

Yeah, the risk of missing is too much

I love what this forum has devolved into

 

[siobhan!]

Would lube not work in a similar fashion then?

 

[D.Ingram]

Anal beards piss me off - especially since my bass player has one on his face and he insists on rubbing it in-



........ Oh sorry, wrong meeting

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

This thread has gotten a little to literal...

 

[Keenan]

^I agree.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Hahah! It's all real life issues!

 

[metallicdistort]

They don't talk about this stuff in Hollywood

 

[Covet Chaos]

How short do you trim your shrubbery? Where is it considered too short or too long? AHH!

 

[metallicdistort]

I like to go all natural, I only get the tools out if it's an emergency

 

[Covet Chaos]

Hahahaa! When is it considered an emergency. When should the sheers come out?

I personally do it on the off chance and cut to half the length.

 

[metallicdistort]

Well, when you know the shit isn't going to be unstuck with just toilet paper.

As for the other side of the forest, I don't feel the need.

 

[Keenan]

Just make sure you don't snip something ELSE off with those scissors..... >.<

 

[metallicdistort]

Yeah, I'm always worried about that, it can be tough when there's a lot of shit, and time is running out before it dries

 

[Podgie]

Trimming your scrotum is the scariest.

 

[metallicdistort]

I'd never dare

 

[Podgie]

I've never shaved it, that's way too risky. I do trim it now and again though, it's scary as fuck. Imagine piercing your ball sack?! FUUUUUUUUUUUU-