Personal Shit Thread version 2.0

[metallicdistort]

Oh fuck, that would be horrific

 

[siobhan!]

What have I turned this thread into?! Hahahaha

 

[metallicdistort]

I blame whoever named this thread...

It should've been named:

PERSONAL SHIT THREAD VERSION 2.0: BIGGER AND HAIRIER

 

[Covet Chaos]

Shaving isnt cool. Its easy with an electric razor but if you just catch one of them it pulls the bastard off!

 

[Podgie]

No way. Shaving scares me. I don't even shave my face really ... though I do trim my burners when they reach colossal proportions. Don't want to look like farmer Jack, do we now.

 

[Covet Chaos]

I get beards and use an electric shaved and it fucking RAGS when you get hairs caught. When it happens on your balls it isnt fun.

 

[metallicdistort]

Oh fuck

 

[-[chop]-]

Wrong

It would be the bawsack and arse crack

this is true!!!

Back, sack & crack lads! You should all get it done, the Evile forums would be so bald & shiny hahahaha.

I don't have a hairy back thank christ!!!

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

No way. Shaving scares me. I don't even shave my face really ... though I do trim my burners when they reach colossal proportions. Don't want to look like farmer Jack, do we now.

Instead you look like Åkerfeldt

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Yeah, if you're shaving or trimming down there it really fucking hurts if you misjudge things a bit... takes ages to stop bleeding... having said that, it's only polite to trim if you expect your woman to do likewise.

BTW I have been away for 5 days, just back and read this thread, and all I can say is Jeebus H Cripes WTF happened?!

 

[-[chop]-]

its been one HELL OF A RIDE!!! go back a few pages and read it all..don't forget your popcorn.

 

[metallicdistort]

I've had a fear since early childhood of receiving a laceration of the love pump, and then becoming uncontrollably aroused. You do the maths.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Haha! Are you trying to say you're scared of making a tower block too quickly?

 

[metallicdistort]

Let's just say this fear developed when I found out erections are caused by masses of blood flowing to the genitalia...

 

[Covet Chaos]

Well... I'm scared of not enough of the red river flowing. I could retell a tale of old right here but maybe it's too personal? Haha!

 

[siobhan!]

GO ONNNNNN.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Once Upon A Time... I was trying to nail somebody. And she asked me to go to Blackpool with and and her mates. Basically i got mega sloshed... was made to wear a condom and could hardly keep it up. It was horrifying for me. But since I have found out I'm fine. Just not when I'm drunk or suited up.

 

[siobhan!]

Being drunk can affect a man's actions, you should have known! What's people's opinions on the suited/not suited debate? Haha. God we are such creeps.

 

[Covet Chaos]

I don't think we are. We make light jokes here but it's stuff people secretly want to hear about so they can personally confirm things.

I'll suit if I don't know them. But if I do then USUALLY I'll go without.

 

[Keenan]

Can we make a "How to shave yourself and make sure not to cut it too close" thread so we can keep this for ranting about shitty life problems and what not? Just a thought!