Personal Shit Thread version 2.0

[Podgie]

the intended purpose

What? Pokey bum love?

 

[Slatanictrash]

Yeah, I'll second the comment about the cherry lube. It's TOO sweet! ...and sticky and icky and, yeah. It does do the job though.

Podgie, you do realise that you came across as someone that, you know, had wxperience of sucking a cock with a cherry lubed flavour condom or unless you are of that particular sexuality then I apologise for embarrassing you with a homophobic like joke



Back on topic, Strawberry wasn't too bad, it smelt really strong when you tore open the foil, at least it didn't sting like the mint one did

 

[metallicdistort]

Slatanic, I recommend you understand the difference between lube and condoms

 

[Covet Chaos]

Slatanic, I recommend you understand the difference between lube and condoms

 

[Slatanictrash]

Slatanic, I recommend you understand the difference between lube and condoms

Ooops I missed that, silly me, thank you for pointing out the word Lube

 

[metallicdistort]

Just doing my job

 

[Covet Chaos]

Just doing my blowjob

HUH HUH HUH!

 

[metallicdistort]

That's the last time I write anything even remotely suggestive

TRY AND TURN THAT INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO

 

[Covet Chaos]

Penis clunge flaps tit.

TURN THAT INTO A SEXUAL END

Err.... Not as good this one...

 

[metallicdistort]

Why must I keep opening myself up to this? I'm just too suggestive for my own good

 

[siobhan!]

What? Pokey bum love?

I think it's just for general lubrication m'dear, but a definate no to that suggestion and the general purpose hahaha.

In little amounts it's okay in regards to the sickly taste, but aye, too much is waaaaaay too easily done haha.

 

[Covet Chaos]

I thought you were gonna say bum love is okay in little amounts.

I'm not a fan. Why would you go up a poo hole? And more imortantly why would it seem like a good idea to take it. I mean you should suck a turd back up... Not the same things but yeh.

 

[siobhan!]

Aye I don't get the appeal in anal at all, ever. It's like, why go for the last resort as a first choice?! Haha.

 

[metallicdistort]

Why would you use a front door key for the back door?

 

[Covet Chaos]

Why would you use a front door key for the back door?

It isn't meant to fit! You'd have to force it in and possibly break the key.

 

[Slatanictrash]

It was a design flaw

putting a place of pleasure next to a shithole

As a famous comedian once put it

"Life is like Oral sex, one slip of the tounge and you are in the shit"

 

[metallicdistort]

Wouldn't want to explain that one to the locksmith

 

[Covet Chaos]

Wouldn't want to explain that one to the locksmith

Locksmith: How did you break the key?
Person with broken key: ...I put it in my girlfriends anus.......................

 

[Podgie]

Felching is great.

 

[metallicdistort]

"I'll get the welding gear out then"