I'm not a fan. Why would you go up a poo hole? And more imortantly why would it seem like a good idea to take it. I mean you should suck a turd back up... Not the same things but yeh.


I'm not a fan. Why would you go up a poo hole? And more imortantly why would it seem like a good idea to take it. I mean you should suck a turd back up... Not the same things but yeh.
Srsly
I have always wondered how to brooch the subject of pumping your G/F in the arse, you can almost imagine it
"erm darling, ye ken ah fancy ye an aw tha', ah wis, ye ken, wondering if eh, ye dinnae need tae say aye mind but, eh, dinnae take it the wrang way like but ah wis eh, wantin tae try something different ye ken, how wid ye, y'know, ah hingmy, plunge mah plunger up ye ken, the oops wrang hole exclaimation some punters wid try an' git awa wi, whit ahm trying tae say is
Wid ye like a cup o' tea doll?
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Yeah, it is. Keeps the place interesting at least.
Anyway, how many people on here have actually had anal sex?
I thought this was a metal forum...
Oh wait, I forgot, sex and metal= best things in the world(not that I would actually know but hey
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Yeah, it is. Keeps the place interesting at least.
Anyway, how many people on here have actually had anal sex?