Pilgie, feel free to read this...

[Lies and Perfidy]

Wait...what's this about Vanilla Ice being metal? I missed this.

 

[Chromatose]

well yeah its old.. but I assume he still thinks he's metal

 

[neal]

pyrus>>in the late 90s vanilla ice made a deftonesish kinda rap/nu record.
-neal

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Hmmm...maybe I'll search the 3 buck used bin at Amoeba for a copy and give it to my friend Max to pay him back for the Backstreet Boys CD he gave me. Goddamn mohawked hypocrite cunt.

 

[neal]

i got my sister-in-law a brittany spears album becuase i didnt know what album to get her. i figured it'd be a good one to have to return haha.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

There are some cruel people on this board. Oh, and yeah, Vanilla Ice came out with that rap "Metal" cd and claimed to be hardcore. Didn't he also want to go by his real name instead of Vanilla Ice?

 

[neal]

no he went by vanilla ice.
-neal

 

[Guerrilla]

Fuck you dumbass.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh look, it's Queerrilla.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You know, I hear that he is going to be the next Vanilla Ice.

 

[Guerrilla]

It's true, I wanna be just like Vanilla Ice. And I'm gonna get lots of chicks. They won't be as hot as metal chicks but that's ok I can deal with that.

 

[a guy...]

Robbie
Van
Winkle.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, you are going to get a lot of hermaphrodite chicks. Ok, technically they can't be called chicks, but that is all that I can think of.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I must say, LoM, that was a pretty uninspired flame...it's late, though, so that's cool. In any case, Guerilla's own comment was a lame excuse for an insult anyway; I guess it deserves nothing better.

 

[neal]

"oh i thought you wanted to kill the children and harvest their organs for beer money!"
-neal

 

[Neverlady]

Jesus f*ckin' Christ.... This is one hell of a conversation....

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah Pyrus, I know. Kind of tired of flaming Guerrilla really. It has been going on for so long now, it's just not as fun as it used to be.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Yeah, it seems like the good flames have dried up. Guerilla's half-assing it, and Pilgrim's gotten all "peace, love and happiness." Severance looked promising, but then he just HAD to go and be logical and intelligent. That one's kinda my fault...sorry. Maybe I should start singing Iced Earth's praises again; we could get something going there.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well, Trapped is gone, Ledmag isn't here often, I couldn't flame you now, the only person left is neal and he's too stoned to be able to flame with out help.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Hmmmmm...shame. I guess we'll have to deal with all this intelligent conversation. Ah well, if you want flames, you can always go to an AOL chatroom and fuck with people's heads.