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[Liverslapper]

I drank an entire 5th of vodka last night, don't remember anything. My sister told me I had to go to the hospital....my phone is covered in voice mails. I stopped breathing.


It's unfortunate that I'm still fucking alive. Would of been nice to pass away without remembering from this god forsaken, piece of shit world.

 

[Lordlucid]

wow, tough night dude!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Stay tuned for scenes from next week's "Angst-ridden Posts"!

 

[Lordlucid]

Shit I'd be in a whirlwind of fuckery if I drank a 5th of cool-aid let alone a 5th of Vodka!

 

[Liverslapper]

Stay tuned for scenes from next week's "Angst-ridden Posts"!

..and the world just can't stop laughing from your hilarious humor. I hope I brought a towel I'm afraid i might piss myself.

 

[Swabs]

If going to make a thread that has "It's unfortunate that I'm still fucking alive. Would of been nice to pass away without remembering from this god forsaken, piece of shit world." in it, expect ridicule.

 

[Liverslapper]

duh, try not to pull a brain muscle.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Well, I'm glad you're okay. This would be a little less of a happy bored without you. Oh, and a little bit of goo-be-gone and bleach will get those voicemails out in no time.


(Seriously, though. Glad you're okay.)

 

[reese_apoc]

do you remember anything before the vodka throw-down?

 

[Liverslapper]

Thanks jace means a lot comming from you believe it or not. <3

But i'm just far from caring right now. It's probably in my best interest not to drink or ill just pull a jimi hendrix.

 

[Liverslapper]

do you remember anything before the vodka throw-down?

I had a few cups of pure vodka...just fill up a small glass and if i need to, i bring something to chase it. I drank 1/4 of the bottle (i drink to myself) playing halo and rock band 2. Then i don't remember anything. I woke up to a trashcan next to me (it was clean) My phone ringing off the hook. Sister told me she was going to take me to the hospital but i was un responsive and had to be carried to the bathroom...then i stopped breathing for awhile. they called the hospital but when they called i started to breathe. I don't know really, i know nothing up to the point of playing 2 games of halo.

 

[reese_apoc]

wow. fuckin' hardcore, man. The afterlife would've been wierd for you. there'd be other people there and they'd ask "so what was the last thing you remember before you died?" and you could be like "Motherfuckin' Halo!!!"

but in all seriousness. glad to see your still alive.

 

[Karmic]

slap more livers!

 

[azal]

alright then.

 

[Liverslapper]

alright then.

Yeah well unless I can talk my sister into letting me live at the townhome i have 30 days to move out. Apparently i talked about killing myself last night, my dad just talked to me, he had to come to fucking work to talk to me about this.


grrr...

 

[Karmic]

you're getting kicked out?

 

[El Stormo]

Don't you think your time would be better spent rectifying your situation than bleating about it on a forum?

I mean, it's good to know you're still running around and all, but this stuff really gets you nowhere.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

You can always come back down here and get a place with me. I'll say the same thing I always say Steve, be glad you aren't 18 and have gotten no action past a very brief kiss with a girl.

You have a girlfriend. You get to fuck her.

What on earth more could you possibly want? You still make 16 an hour over there, right?

 

[Swabs]

Did the vodka have meat in it?

 

[Macharius]

Vodka made me have sex with a friends ex-girlfriend...who wasn't even that hot after i sobered up (Now my friend hates me ¬_¬). If i could have told you not to drink that much i would have man BUT don't wish you were dead. I've brought many people to the hospital with alcohol poisoning and alcohol aggravated apnea. It's something that really tares up a family, especially when they don't wake back up. I'm glad you're alright, but do you suffer from sleeping disorders? i.e Sleep Apnea?