please share the most dramatic insult you've heard

[goatschool]

let me start the proceedings:

2:45 am this morning, diner:

fry cook to 3rd shift supervisor (according to the waitress):

"GAYBOY"

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

maybe not an insult, more of an epithet (spelling?)

our (ex) turmpet player to me, on a stressful road trip

GO FUCK A ROCK!

umm...ok...

 

[FuSoYa]

josh's brilliant quick wit and retort:

"You fuck a rock!"












true story.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

OHHHHHHHHHHH DUDE THE CLOWN JOKE!!

the school of quick wit and retort!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

 

[xfer]

I heard someone sputter in inarticulate rage once, "He's such a...a fucking...he's such a fucking shimmering faggot!", which is probably not what he meant to say but worked just as well.

 

[goatschool]

Originally posted by VangelicSurgeon
maybe not an insult, more of an epithet (spelling?)

yes, correct.

along these lines (i almost want to make another thread):

working at a video store when i was 19...

factory workin' mom to very young (6-7 year old) son:

TIMMY, SHUT THE SHITTIN DOOR!

she meant the front entrance door.

 

[FalseTodd]

My God I love the clown joke.

 

[Nagle]

"Eat a bowl of fuck"

"Take a high dive into a low bucket of shit"