Proper Man Films

[Mick Moss]

Hey up.

Last night I watched 'The Long Good Friday', and I was struck by how much of a 'proper mans film' it actually was. So much so in fact that Sue had to stop watching it and shes usually quite good with mans films.
Bob Hoskins in the shower with the saxaphone in the background, Bob Hoskins covered in blood shouting 'gev me a fackin shoota'. Wow, I used to think I knew what a 'proper mans film' actually was but now my eyes have been opened.

Anyway, in no particular order could anyone please list some 'proper mans films'

 

[Cerulean]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Best scouser film out there.

 

[Mick Moss]

Yeah but a lot of women love that film, hence its a unisex feature presentation

 

[Allan]

"Any given Sunday"? Horrible movie but I figure if anyone likes it, it must be men.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

'requiem for a dream' was quite manly too. i watched with me mate and his bird once, and at some point she just fucked off and slammed the door cause she couldnt handle it

(special kasdédi zinecou du cinq neuf t'as vu hin hin)

 

[Cerulean]

Ah yes that one's excellent, the ending is totally sick.
And Lock Stock is totally unknown here by the way.

 

[Cerulean]

And let's not forget Trainspotting.

 

[Allan]

Beavis and Butthead do America

 

[the_good_son141]

i bet everything by monty pythons is aimed towards men

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

i was about to say that haha. girls dont seem to understand anything from mel brooks or featuring leslie nielsen either.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Visitor Q. Father on daughter incest (he pays her for it too, after she makes fun of him for coming too fast), father fucking a corpse then proceeding to get "stuck", mother turning tricks for heroin, lactating mother squirting out of her teets and causing a large puddle of milk and "juices" on the floor, son laying in said puddle, son beating mother with sticks, parents butchering sons bullies, daughter and father sucking upon mother's teets, ect.... all done as a black comedy about family togetherness. I love the Japanese.

 

[Cerulean]

Hooooooly shit I wanna see that one!

 

[Strangelight]

The Acid House

 

[best]

Dirty Harry and all John Woo films. Cant imagine a girl who likes these movies.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

'audition' is a quite disturbing japanese movie too.

 

[Cerulean]

I've heard Japanese movies are quite sick in general but I've only seen Ringu and I didn't think it was sick in any way, and I didn't like it

 

[best]

Watch Tetsuo. Thats sick

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

havent seen 'ringu' but 'audition' is fucking sick for sure haha. keeleekeeleekeelee!

 

[Allan]

A mate of mine always raves about this movie "vulgar" I think it is called. Something about a clown being gang raped, very sick sounding.

 

[Cerulean]

Okay I have seen THE sick movie of sick movies though:
Cannibal Holocaust
Holy shit dude it's a 70's movie and every bit looks so damn real. It's no wonder it's been banned in a lot of countries.