Pure crap talking thread.

[Naku ist krig]

I had to make this thread..
Reason: Some of you don´t visit the #ultimatemetal IRC, so I can´t communicate with all of you.
So please Rahvin (you really that short as they say?) if you find this thread just totally useless and stupid;
delete this.
But if you don´t, sit down and have nice
endless chat with idiots of this forum.

Official idiot has spoken.

 

[Dark_Jester]

With me around, this thread is just ASKIN for trouble

 

[Final_Vision]

so the other day i sais "wheres the beef"

than they're like "i dont know"

So I sais "yeah.....you wish!"

and............so on

F_V spin: )

 

[mousewings]

Is this thread to be used for insulting other forum-goers as it is a "crap talking" thread and has a thumbs down sign. I'm all for it. Too bad there is no one I want to flame here.

 

[Thanatos]

you can start with me Iris

 

[Thanatos]

Originally posted by RealHazard
Rahvin (you really that short as they say?) [ /B]

he may be short, but he has a heart of gold

 

[Dark_Jester]

Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold (he sings to himself)
Rahvin, that was a hit by Glod Glodson in WHICH year?

 

[Malaclypse]

hmm i don't like austin powers at all... but maybe i should give it a try in english, for these are quite funny

Austin Powers pick-up Lines -

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Tescos, so I could ride you all day long for 10 pence.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

F@#k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

 

[squarenothing66]

 

[mousewings]

Another pickup(?) line I once heard, supposingly used by John Mayer on a total stranger:

Stare at a hot member of the opposite sex for a while before saying this to them:
"I stopped masturbating a long time ago, but I think I'm going to start again".

Crude, but funny.

 

[Ormir]

Maybe half of the threads on the first page can be put here?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Hey Ormir, check out the favourite song titles page for more sacrilege

 

[Harvester of Sorrow]

a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street talking, when all of the sudden a 10 year old boy runs passed them. Priest stops, turns to the rabbi and says "Hey, do you think we should screw him" Rabbi turns around and says "Outta what?"

 

[Arch]

Originally posted by Harvester of Sorrow
a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street talking, when all of the sudden a 10 year old boy runs passed them. Priest stops, turns to the rabbi and says "Hey, do you think we should screw him" Rabbi turns around and says "Outta what?"

 

[AFSilverstar]

what server is the IRC channel on?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Two Pedophiles are walking down the street (Thanny and Ben), they both see a pair of panties. I first picks it up, smell it and says, "These belong to a 7 y/o girl." The second one grabs them and smells them and says, "No, I'd say 8." Just then a priest walks around the corner, grabs the underwear and smells them, then he says "No, she's 7, and from my parish." , that was a crude joke.

Nick

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

I just thought I really should be in this thread

Moi, incarnation of nonsense..
But not no sense
Just nonsense
Different!!
.....
We_are_different...!

 

[Dark_Jester]

Hey Nick? Fuck you (filling in until Thanatos comes around)

 

[Hiljainen]

 

[xenophobe]

I have absolutely nothing of value to add to this thread.