Well.. should finns do attack also..
Vaihdetaan sitten suomeksi jotta kaikilla on niin viiiiiitun kivaa.
NP: Barathrum - Angelburner
Vaihdetaan sitten suomeksi jotta kaikilla on niin viiiiiitun kivaa.
NP: Barathrum - Angelburner
Pure crap talking thread.
- Thread starter Naku ist krig
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Melancholia
Eternal daydreamer
nai,paidia simfono me olous....os sinithos.....ta italika einai i agapimeni mou glossa 
My mental representation of finish:
jaaittee kiitos kääte viituuu taani däkii suomeski
My mental representation of finish:
jaaittee kiitos kääte viituuu taani däkii suomeski
Melancholia
Eternal daydreamer
zilikortin kopelloudi!
now find someone to translate that for you
c,c,los kiikos estaan tsupiisimoos
now find someone to translate that for you
c,c,los kiikos estaan tsupiisimoos
Blue Moon
Staring at the Sun
Greetings.
First, for the lot of you who didn't know, I am Canadian. That being said, I have a joke for you all.
A Canadian and an American walk together near the borders of their respective countries. They don't like each other for several reasons, the most obvious one being a patriotic one. While arguing about wich country is the best, they manage to stumble simultaneously on a lamp containing a genie. The contact frees the poor Djinn out of its cell ; he looks at them, very pleased, and offers each one of them a wish as a reward.
The american looks at the canadian with a baleful glare, and then says : "I Hate all of those bastards, and the rest of the world for that matter. I wish that every american in the world is teleported back to his homeland in the minute, then, if you permit me, I'd like to see a huge stone wall all around the USA, a wall that would reach for the clouds, a wall that would isolate us once and for all from those pesky Canucks and the rest of the world.
The genie says : "Fair enough". At that moment, the american is teleported a few meters away, beyond the frontier, and a huge wall rises above the clouds.
The canadian looks at the wall with a smirk, then simply says : "Could you please just fill it with water ?"
Hope the Americans won't take it too personnally Normally it's a Quebec vs. Ontario joke
First, for the lot of you who didn't know, I am Canadian. That being said, I have a joke for you all.
A Canadian and an American walk together near the borders of their respective countries. They don't like each other for several reasons, the most obvious one being a patriotic one. While arguing about wich country is the best, they manage to stumble simultaneously on a lamp containing a genie. The contact frees the poor Djinn out of its cell ; he looks at them, very pleased, and offers each one of them a wish as a reward.
The american looks at the canadian with a baleful glare, and then says : "I Hate all of those bastards, and the rest of the world for that matter. I wish that every american in the world is teleported back to his homeland in the minute, then, if you permit me, I'd like to see a huge stone wall all around the USA, a wall that would reach for the clouds, a wall that would isolate us once and for all from those pesky Canucks and the rest of the world.
The genie says : "Fair enough". At that moment, the american is teleported a few meters away, beyond the frontier, and a huge wall rises above the clouds.
The canadian looks at the wall with a smirk, then simply says : "Could you please just fill it with water ?"
Hope the Americans won't take it too personnally
Normally it's a Quebec vs. Ontario joke 
Wolfman Von Jones
The trouble with you
atlantis
Oui, avantgarde à chance
Originally posted by FatherVic
fathervic (atlantist)
Honestly my personal "addiction" goes to very thin possibly kind of tall men, so this big-belly stuff (something like "I am going to be father at stomach" or such) is not my cup of tea (but never say never). In any case I find it terribly deep and philosophic... between Kant's sublime and Wittgenstein's Researches.
Thinking of this mythologic man, with a big starry belly, moves me to tears.
I'm a new romantic, after all.
a/v
rahvin
keeper of the flame
atlantis
Oui, avantgarde à chance
Originally posted by rahvin
"how can your two hands and ten fingers move nine planets?"
i tend to like big men.
rahvin.
D'you like men, dear?
You're changing faster than I used to think
)@hyena: "big" such as plumcake-men...?
rahvin
keeper of the flame
as a self-conscious administrator of this official forum, i'm perfectly able to understand when the quantity and quality of innuendos and teasing are about to go downhill. it is my first duty to stop right there and then, whenever i witness this happening.
rahvin.
atlantis
Oui, avantgarde à chance
Originally posted by rahvin
as a self-conscious administrator of this official forum, i'm perfectly able to understand when the quantity and quality of innuendos and teasing are about to go downhill. it is my first duty to stop right there and then, whenever i witness this happening.
rahvin.
Adorable
atlantis
Oui, avantgarde à chance
Originally posted by atlantis
Adorable
@hyena:
how's a plumcake man shaped like?
Take a plumcake.
Look at it from any side (possible left or side, not frontal), then tell me how's a plumcake man made.
a/v
atlantis
Oui, avantgarde à chance
Plumcakes or plumcakemen?Originally posted by hyena
i don't remember seeing any in my life.
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You'll find the first in any dept store, Mulino Bianco Plumcakes. Or the cheapest version, Montebovi (0.75 euro)
The second: never seen a man growing fat (not really fat, just slowly _swelling_), with a large stomach tenderly bending?
Unlucky girl....
a/v
Child of Time
Voice of reason
>>> Dark Jester
I see you have read Terry Pratchett. He's really great!
Got to read his books in english soon. They must be really fantastic in the original language...
I see you have read Terry Pratchett. He's really great!
Got to read his books in english soon. They must be really fantastic in the original language...
Okay, let this be cleared up (nice title for a power metal album, btw):
I have seen plumcakes in my life, even if I hate them. I try not to see them too often, therefore I violently shut my eyes every time I pass in front of them in a dept store. I also get hurt by doing that, have you ever violently shut your eyes?
As for plumcake-men, no, I don't like them, I'm no fan of people growing or being fat. I don't think rahvin likes this kind either, but you'll have to ask him.
As for men in general, I let my ex know that his discourtesy in kicking me outta his place costed me 70 euros. I hate this skirmish (war?) thing that seems to tide up and down. Bleah.
h
