Digging up the answers from you all!
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@(Fuel for) Hazard: Q40: Why RealHazard doesn´t dig up the bands' thread?
A: Because he's bored.
B: Because he's an (official) idiot.
Siren (no pun intended)
A: Because he's bored.
B: Because he's an (official) idiot.
Siren (no pun intended
)
poldarn
fire walk with me
1. You gender?
Male.
2. Your real first name is?
John.
3. You pollute the air of which country?
Sweden.
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal?
17 or 18....I think.
5. Are you a racist?
No.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
eh, what ?
7. Your religional status is?
Agnostic.
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Openminded.
9. How old are you?
20 (soon 21).
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Projector.
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Haven't noticed.
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you.
Haven't noticed.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Nope.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Not really.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Nice.
16. Do play any instrument?
naw, I do sing and growl from time to time at home, does that count?
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
Because of the nice poeple and a more personal atmosphere compared to the other forums.
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Honestly? Yeah.....but I'm not giving up yet.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Sword of the Morning.
(George RR Martin reference)
20. How many years consideres your aeon?
What?
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
I don't know.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
internally.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
Maybe so.
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Yep.
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Pretty bad.
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I don't like riding horses.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
The sea or razor wrist style.
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Both.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I only an idiot would ask that question.
30. Your stance to loving with hands
Not my style.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
It happens.
32. What do you do with your mouth?
Speak, Eat, Drink, etc.
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Swedish, Norwiegan, Dannish, French, English, German.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
Nope.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
146737241, icq.
36. Are you little bit perwert?
Aren't we all?
37. Are you expecting more questions???
I hope not.
Male.
2. Your real first name is?
John.
3. You pollute the air of which country?
Sweden.
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal?
17 or 18....I think.
5. Are you a racist?
No.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
eh, what ?
7. Your religional status is?
Agnostic.
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Openminded.
9. How old are you?
20 (soon 21).
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Projector.
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Haven't noticed.
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you.
Haven't noticed.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Nope.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Not really.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Nice.
16. Do play any instrument?
naw, I do sing and growl from time to time at home, does that count?
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
Because of the nice poeple and a more personal atmosphere compared to the other forums.
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Honestly? Yeah.....but I'm not giving up yet.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Sword of the Morning.
(George RR Martin reference)
20. How many years consideres your aeon?
What?
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
I don't know.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
internally.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
Maybe so.
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Yep.
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Pretty bad.
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I don't like riding horses.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
The sea or razor wrist style.
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Both.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I only an idiot would ask that question.
30. Your stance to loving with hands
Not my style.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
It happens.
32. What do you do with your mouth?
Speak, Eat, Drink, etc.
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Swedish, Norwiegan, Dannish, French, English, German.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
Nope.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
146737241, icq.
36. Are you little bit perwert?
Aren't we all?
37. Are you expecting more questions???
I hope not.
Lethe78
Expired candle
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
Male
2. Your real first name is?
Justin
3. You pollute the air of which country?
United States
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
14
5. Are you a racist?
Not at all
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
This question appears to be grammatically confusing
7. Your religional status is?
Confused
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Anything between two (or more) consenting adults
9. How old are you?
24
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
All of them
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
I haven't the foggiest idea
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
If it did, I would not listen to it
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Yes, once and again on Feb 7th
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Yeah, but it's all good
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Anal/Neurotic
16. Do play any instrument?
Piano, Guitar, Bass and sing
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
Because I typed in a "http" address, and, like magic, I was brought through cyberspace
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
I am still answering, right
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Cheif Masturbatorian from hell
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
What the fuck is my aeon??
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
The only ones who should be jealous of me are the ones beneath me intellectually, as I am of those above me
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
How can you suffer eternally without internal suffering?
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
I wouldn't know
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Hmmmmm
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Huh?
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
Is that synonnomous with English/Western?
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Quickly
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Females
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I am a total gumbified idiot
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
See answer to question number 8
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
I try not to
32. What do you do with your mouth?
Wouldn't you like to know
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
English, British, Australian, Canadian, among others...
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
Shit know, ya know what is in those things?
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
Instant Messanger: Lethe78666
36. Are you little bit perwert?
Who isn't?
37. Are you expecting more questions???
No, but I wish there were more; I am very bored.
10 facts about myself
I am obnoxiously punctual and expect the same respect from other people.
Aside from rap or country music, I am very opened minded.
I dislike the taste or effects of alcohol, (and I am Irish).
I have a short fuse.
I am an inordinantly picky eater.
I will go out of my way to help a friend in need.
I can't decide who I like better, Opeth or Dark Tranquillity.
I stopped smoking cigarettes 68 days ago.
I started smoking crack 68 days ago.
I MUST do everything the exact same way every single time without fail.
Male
2. Your real first name is?
Justin
3. You pollute the air of which country?
United States
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
14
5. Are you a racist?
Not at all
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
This question appears to be grammatically confusing
7. Your religional status is?
Confused
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Anything between two (or more) consenting adults
9. How old are you?
24
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
All of them
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
I haven't the foggiest idea
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
If it did, I would not listen to it
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Yes, once and again on Feb 7th
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Yeah, but it's all good
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Anal/Neurotic
16. Do play any instrument?
Piano, Guitar, Bass and sing
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
Because I typed in a "http" address, and, like magic, I was brought through cyberspace
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
I am still answering, right
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Cheif Masturbatorian from hell
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
What the fuck is my aeon??
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
The only ones who should be jealous of me are the ones beneath me intellectually, as I am of those above me
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
How can you suffer eternally without internal suffering?
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
I wouldn't know
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Hmmmmm
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Huh?
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
Is that synonnomous with English/Western?
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Quickly
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Females
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I am a total gumbified idiot
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
See answer to question number 8
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
I try not to
32. What do you do with your mouth?
Wouldn't you like to know
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
English, British, Australian, Canadian, among others...
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
Shit know, ya know what is in those things?
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
Instant Messanger: Lethe78666
36. Are you little bit perwert?
Who isn't?
37. Are you expecting more questions???
No, but I wish there were more; I am very bored.
10 facts about myself
I am obnoxiously punctual and expect the same respect from other people.
Aside from rap or country music, I am very opened minded.
I dislike the taste or effects of alcohol, (and I am Irish).
I have a short fuse.
I am an inordinantly picky eater.
I will go out of my way to help a friend in need.
I can't decide who I like better, Opeth or Dark Tranquillity.
I stopped smoking cigarettes 68 days ago.
I started smoking crack 68 days ago.
I MUST do everything the exact same way every single time without fail.
The Grand Wazoo
Saeva Indignatio
Everything sounds pretty sensible.. except:
What the hell.....?
And Guinness? ..not Guinness?
...Not at all?
..You're Irish..
What the hell.....?
And Guinness? ..not Guinness?
...Not at all?
..You're Irish..
poldarn
fire walk with me
Originally posted by The Grand Wazoo
Everything sounds pretty sensible.. except:
What the hell.....?
And Guinness? ..not Guinness?
...Not at all?
..You're Irish..
heh,
but yeah, it is wierd.....how can you not like Guinness?
Lethe78
Expired candle
I don't know, I just don't like getting drunk. Then I get stupid, lol. Then I puke. Then I don't remember what I did. But I get the pleasure of still smelling puke for a long time afterwards, lol. Screw that, I will just smoke the herb.
The Grand Wazoo
Saeva Indignatio
Lol.
But erm.. You don't actually have to drink that much.. Or do you get drunk that easily? Btw, you also said you don't like the taste..
(Nothing wrong with herbs though)
But erm.. You don't actually have to drink that much.. Or do you get drunk that easily?
Btw, you also said you don't like the taste.. (Nothing wrong with herbs though
)
rahvin
keeper of the flame
Lethe78
Expired candle
I start out by feeling pretty good, but I try to feel better, so I drink more, (which still isn't that much), and next thing I know, someone is telling me about all of the fun I was having, lol.
I tend to turn assholish as well, which really doesn't help the situation any.
I tend to turn assholish as well, which really doesn't help the situation any.
poldarn
fire walk with me
/me sings "Feel the force of alcohol, feel the force of uncontrol!"
to along with the chorus of "UnDo Control".
to along with the chorus of "UnDo Control".
Questions:
1. You gender?
I prefer to remain a mystery. That's not because I'm bi or anything...
2. Your real first name is?
...It's not real but: Lennie
3. You pollute the air of which country?
USA
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
Hahaha. 13
5. Are you a racist?
No.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
No. I'm still a virgin
7. Your religional status is?
Zip. None.
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Medieval donkey style.
9. How old are you?
16.
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Can't decide. Awesome songs located in different places...
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
NO! He's just plucking his hair when he feels nervous...
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Haha. I hope not.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
I'm going to.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
For entertainment value, yes.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
An ugly mentally ill.
16. Do play any instrument?
Yes.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
God told me to.
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
In one second, yes.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Dumb american psycho.
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
666
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
Jealous of what?
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
I already am.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
NEver!
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Emperor is an awesome band.
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Super.
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I don't have a choice.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
The old fashioned way: Hang myself
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
he-aliens
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I'm literately an idiot.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Upsidedown.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
NEVER.
32. What do you do with your mouth?
I flap it about to scare little children...
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
German. English.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
No.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
666-6666
36. Are you little bit perwert?
No. These questions bored me to death so now it's only yes or no.
37. Are you expecting more questions???
YES.
38. Are you devoted wanker?
No.
1. You gender?
I prefer to remain a mystery.
That's not because I'm bi or anything... 2. Your real first name is?
...It's not real but: Lennie
3. You pollute the air of which country?
USA
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
Hahaha. 13
5. Are you a racist?
No.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
No. I'm still a virgin
7. Your religional status is?
Zip. None.
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Medieval donkey style.
9. How old are you?
16.
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Can't decide. Awesome songs located in different places...
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
NO! He's just plucking his hair when he feels nervous...
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Haha. I hope not.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
I'm going to.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
For entertainment value, yes.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
An ugly mentally ill.
16. Do play any instrument?
Yes.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
God told me to.
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
In one second, yes.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Dumb american psycho.
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
666
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
Jealous of what?
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
I already am.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
NEver!
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Emperor is an awesome band.
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Super.
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I don't have a choice.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
The old fashioned way: Hang myself
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
he-aliens
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I'm literately an idiot.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Upsidedown.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
NEVER.
32. What do you do with your mouth?
I flap it about to scare little children...
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
German. English.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
No.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
666-6666
36. Are you little bit perwert?
No. These questions bored me to death so now it's only yes or no.
37. Are you expecting more questions???
YES.
38. Are you devoted wanker?
No.
Questions:
1. You gender?
female
2. Your real first name is? Gabriela
3. You pollute the air of which country? Mexico
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? 14
5. Are you a racist? No.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child? No.
7. Your religional status is? None, but dragged to church every sunday to keep my mother from having a nervous breakdown and killing us all.
8. Your stance to anal sex? ?
9. How old are you? 20
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity? Can't choose!
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
I haven't seen any recent photos of him... but even if he was bald, we'd love him wouldn't we. (ok, we'd make him wear a wig)
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Eh? no.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Don't remind me... bastards, those mex promoters
14. Do you think that this thread is useless? Define "useless."
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger. I'm afraid of strangers.
16. Do play any instrument? NO.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
After my concert being cancelled, I came here to see if others were as horrified as I was, and decided to stay...
18. Are you tired with these questions already? I knew what i was getting into...
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one? hmmm...
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know) I don't know either.
21. Should everyone be jealous for you? For me? Of me? In some aspects. In the important ones, not really.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally? A little of both...
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally? Understand correctly, maybe!
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use your vote?
I'd say yes!
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
huh?
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way? I once fell off a horse while riding. Hate them.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it? Not sure, butmy suicide letter, id write it in parts on different postcards, and deliver them to the interested parties beforehand, so when i die they piece the postcards together to find out why! isnt that fun!
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males? Males. Most of them.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot? Hah, the real idiot thing would go back and change my answers... i was just playing alogn.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng) Why?
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... never... maybe when i'm driving...
32. What do you do with your mouth? lots of neat stuff
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit) english. spanish. japanese. took german for awhile but cant say i understand it much better than when i started.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..) I'm still young
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
no
36. Are you little bit perwert? no
37. Are you expecting more questions???
yes
38. Are you devoted wanker?
no
1. You gender?
female
2. Your real first name is? Gabriela
3. You pollute the air of which country? Mexico
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? 14
5. Are you a racist? No.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child? No.
7. Your religional status is? None, but dragged to church every sunday to keep my mother from having a nervous breakdown and killing us all.
8. Your stance to anal sex? ?
9. How old are you? 20
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity? Can't choose!
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
I haven't seen any recent photos of him... but even if he was bald, we'd love him wouldn't we. (ok, we'd make him wear a wig)
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Eh? no.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Don't remind me... bastards, those mex promoters
14. Do you think that this thread is useless? Define "useless."
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger. I'm afraid of strangers.
16. Do play any instrument? NO.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
After my concert being cancelled, I came here to see if others were as horrified as I was, and decided to stay...
18. Are you tired with these questions already? I knew what i was getting into...
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one? hmmm...
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know) I don't know either.
21. Should everyone be jealous for you? For me? Of me? In some aspects. In the important ones, not really.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally? A little of both...
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally? Understand correctly, maybe!
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use your vote?
I'd say yes!
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
huh?
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way? I once fell off a horse while riding. Hate them.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it? Not sure, butmy suicide letter, id write it in parts on different postcards, and deliver them to the interested parties beforehand, so when i die they piece the postcards together to find out why! isnt that fun!
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males? Males. Most of them.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot? Hah, the real idiot thing would go back and change my answers... i was just playing alogn.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng) Why?
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... never... maybe when i'm driving...
32. What do you do with your mouth? lots of neat stuff
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit) english. spanish. japanese. took german for awhile but cant say i understand it much better than when i started.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..) I'm still young
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
no
36. Are you little bit perwert? no
37. Are you expecting more questions???
yes
38. Are you devoted wanker?
no
Finally here i go...
Questions:
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
Female.
2. Your real first name is?
Yes. I'll have the chocolate plz.
3. You pollute the air of which country?
Greece.
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
20.
5. Are you a racist?
Just a little bit...
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
Err?
7. Your religional status is?
Under consideration.
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Isn't that what we call a pain in the ass?
9. How old are you?
21.
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
All of them.
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
No. You shall burn in hell for merely letting that cross your mind!
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Not at all, it yust makes him even more special.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
YES!!!
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Yes and no. Can i make up my mind later?
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
I don't like descriping myself.
16. Do play any instrument?
I used to play the keyboard, but nowadays the only keyboard i play with is that of my computer...
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
I don't know... I TELL YA IT'S NOT MY FAULT, PLZ HAVE MERCY ON ME!
(Actually coz the ppl here are nice.. satisfied now?!)
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Yeah.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
I have one.
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
Haven't your parents told you you shouldn't be nosey?
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
For me, yes, coz i'm bored to do it on my own.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
No suffering for me plz.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
Not impossible to understand, just quite covered-up, but if you find yourself in some painful situations you might see some of yourself in them..
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Dictator? Vote?
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I do it MY way.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Nah, you don't really want me to give you ideas, do you?
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Malessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
Yes, you are an idiot.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Err again?
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
FUCK no!
32. What do you do with your mouth?
What do you do with your mouth?
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Greek perfectly, English fluently, a lil bit of french, and one sentence of swedish.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
No.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
Yes, check my profile you lazy bastard.
36. Are you little bit perwert?
I don't think i'm the right one to answer this question..
37. Are you expecting more questions???
(God help us) NO! *runs away in fear*
Questions:
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
Female.
2. Your real first name is?
Yes. I'll have the chocolate plz.
3. You pollute the air of which country?
Greece.
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
20.
5. Are you a racist?
Just a little bit...
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
Err?
7. Your religional status is?
Under consideration.
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Isn't that what we call a pain in the ass?
9. How old are you?
21.
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
All of them.
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
No. You shall burn in hell for merely letting that cross your mind!
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Not at all, it yust makes him even more special.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
YES!!!
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Yes and no. Can i make up my mind later?
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
I don't like descriping myself.
16. Do play any instrument?
I used to play the keyboard, but nowadays the only keyboard i play with is that of my computer...
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
I don't know... I TELL YA IT'S NOT MY FAULT, PLZ HAVE MERCY ON ME!
(Actually coz the ppl here are nice.. satisfied now?!)
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Yeah.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
I have one.
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
Haven't your parents told you you shouldn't be nosey?
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
For me, yes, coz i'm bored to do it on my own.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
No suffering for me plz.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
Not impossible to understand, just quite covered-up, but if you find yourself in some painful situations you might see some of yourself in them..
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Dictator? Vote?
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I do it MY way.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Nah, you don't really want me to give you ideas, do you?
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Malessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
Yes, you are an idiot.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Err again?
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
FUCK no!
32. What do you do with your mouth?
What do you do with your mouth?
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Greek perfectly, English fluently, a lil bit of french, and one sentence of swedish.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
No.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
Yes, check my profile you lazy bastard.
36. Are you little bit perwert?
I don't think i'm the right one to answer this question..
37. Are you expecting more questions???
(God help us) NO! *runs away in fear*
