Digging up the answers from you all!

[Naku ist krig]

The mission of this thread is to dig up all the information of you.
And as you notice this is little bit related
to Dark Tranquillity (and those questions are marked with *), so Rahvin can relax
and have some dwarf-liquer.
I hope for honest answers, I you can´t answer honestly, please make up funny aswers at least.

Questions:
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)

2. Your real first name is?

3. You pollute the air of which country?

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)

5. Are you a racist?

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

7. Your religional status is?

8. Your stance to anal sex?
9. How old are you?

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.

16. Do play any instrument?

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

18. Are you tired with these questions already?

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

32. What do you do with your mouth?

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?

36. Are you little bit perwert?

37. Are you expecting more questions???


So there they are...
You can also try to make up new questions.

Note: I´m sorry about writing errors, grammar errors and emotinal errors. Words can be missing but I hope that you will understand.

-Official Idiot has spoken

 

[Misanthrope]

Questions:
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall) Male

2. Your real first name is?
Ernesto

3. You pollute the air of which country?
Mexico

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
10

5. Are you a racist?
Im not a racist, i just hate everybody

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
no

7. Your religional status is?
Atheist

8. Your stance to anal sex?
Eww

9. How old are you?
21

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Proyector

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Dont care

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Not at all

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
No

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Well yes i do.

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
I dont talk to total strangers

16. Do play any instrument?
Yes, guitar.

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
I like the band, i like to annoy people.

18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Alot

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Graceful Troll

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)



21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
I dont care

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
None of your bussiness

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
No


24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
In Favor ( he seems to like me)

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Dont care

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I wouldnt ride a horse

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
I dont know

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Female

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
Should i even care? I didnt think so.

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Against

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Fuck yea

32. What do you do with your mouth?
Never keep it shut

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
English, spanish, female.

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
No

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
Yes, deformity@postmark.net on msn messenger ( yes @postmark.net and yes its doable )

36. Are you little bit perwert?
No

37. Are you expecting more questions???
Yes

So there they are...
You can also try to make up new questions.

 

[Naku ist krig]

Answers of mine
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
1. Male

2. Your real first name is?
2. Hannu

3. You pollute the air of which country?
3. Finland

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
4. Around 11-12

5. Are you a racist?
5.No

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
6.No

7. Your religional status is?
7. Semi-christian.

8. Your stance to anal sex?
8. Don´t even try to intrude into me.
Plunging dick into rectum into among the
excrement can´t me fantastic.

9. How old are you?
9. 14 years.

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark
Tranquillity?
10. Maybe Damage Done.. fine compination of old and new.

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
11. Definetly

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With
letter J.)
12. No it does not. He has coding error and nothing else.
And that is acceptable.

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
13. NO!!!!

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
14. Not really.

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
15. I´m quite peaceful young male from Finland.
I mumble and I have quite long hair. I have postural anomaly
and quite perwertic sense of humour. I get along with all kinds
of poeple if they get along with me.
And I hate under 10 year-old children.

16. Do play any instrument?
16. No

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
17. I don´t know.


18. Are you tired with these questions already?
18. Nope

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
19. Official Idiot, that is I.

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
20. Around 100 years..

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
21. Of course, at least some of you.

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
22. Internally please.

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
23. No they aren´t..

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
24. He is leftie and good moderator so I would definetly vote against him.

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
25. They give a good overall view of mental condition of Niklas.

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
26. Normal way

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
27. I would eat french fries and chips to gain cancer.

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
28.Females

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
29. No I don´t.

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
30. Whole fist for example to anal would be painful..
Not for me.

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
31. I use lots of different swearwords to enrich the
vocabulary of little children.

32. What do you do with your mouth?
32. You can try to imagine.

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
33. Finnish, English and Swedish

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I
don´t mean willy now..)
34. Yes I have

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
35. ICQ 107666644

36. Are you little bit perwert?
36. Yes I am

37. Are you expecting more questions???
37. Yes I am

 

[Ormir]

This will be more fun the more people take part! Although I have a feeling the questions will scare off a few...

1. You gender?
Male.

2. Your real first name is?
Sami.

3. You pollute the air of which country?
Finland.

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal?
12.

5. Are you a racist?
No.

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
No!

7. Your religional status is?
Atheist, sometimes agnostic.

8. Your stance to anal sex?
Not on the receiving end. Otherwise, yes please.

9. How old are you?
17

10. What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Depends on my mood. The Gallery at the moment.

11. Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
I would have said yes a year ago. But I think it was a bad haircut back then.

12. Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
No, it's quite charming.

13. Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
No.

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
No.

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Strange.

16. Do play any instrument?
Guitar, voice.

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
I'm not sure. They're a great band, and I've somehow grow attatched to the community here.

18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Not quite yet.

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
The thing above my avatar. Although I don't live up to the title anymore.

20. How many years consideres your aeon?
12

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
I can see a few reasons, but I'm not going to gloat.

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Internally.

23. Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are impossible to understand totally?
No. It's just that he is the only one who does.

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use your vote?
I would vote for Sarjamurhaaja to assasinate him.

25. What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
It is possibly the best art in music, along with Travis Smith.

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I would choose neither. Men have two feet for a reason. Horses are not meant to be.

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Razors.

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Depends on the individual. Those that I find attractive are Females mostly.

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I understand what you mean. Where you get the pirate from isn't that clear.

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
To me: hell no. Otherwise I don't see any harm if we both enjoy it...

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
yes.

32. What do you do with your mouth?
Eat.

33. What languages do you understand?
German, Icelandic, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, English.

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener?
No...

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
Yes. I'm not making it public.

36. Are you little bit perwert?
No. I think I go off the scale.

37. Are you expecting more questions???
Oh yes.

 

[rahvin]

Questions:
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)

1. male.


2. Your real first name is?

2. michele


3. You pollute the air of which country?

3. italy


4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)

4. 12 years old


5. Are you a racist?

5. absolutely not


6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

6. nope


7. Your religional status is?

7. an agnostic, i find the existence of some supernatural entity likely, but have no actual faith in it.


8. Your stance to anal sex?

8. wouldn't want to stick my thing in the same place crap comes out of. as for the receiving end, no thank you.


9. How old are you?

9. 25, born 05-12-1977


10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

10. skydancer


11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

11. no, never


12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

12. seldom


13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

13. three times so far


14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

14. oh, i'm in no position to judge


15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.

15. i'm the dwarf


16. Do play any instrument?

16. possibly the doorbell


17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

17. i keep the place tidy and neat and piss off anarchists


18. Are you tired with these questions already?

18. not yet, do go on


19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?

19. supreme ruler of the known world


20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)

20. i thought it was made of a thousand millennia...


21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

21. of me = possibly, if they have no brains. on behalf of me = i can do that myself.


22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?

22. i'm sure i'll do both


23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?

23. nope


24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?

24. heh! this question seems tailor-made for me...


25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?

25. it decorates the walls at my place


26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?

26. normal way


27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

27. read all replies in this thread at once


28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

28. females


29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?

29. both


30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

30. can't understand the reason behind all these variants. is ppl bored so often?


31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

31. quite a bit


32. What do you do with your mouth?

32. right now i'm coughing because of a sore throat


33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

33. italian, english, french, spanish, german


34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)

34. just swallowed? i don't think so


35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?

35. don't use the stuff


36. Are you little bit perwert?

36. but aren't we all?


37. Are you expecting more questions???

37. indeed


rahvin. (quite relaxed as long as ppl don't start chatting )

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Originally posted by RealHazard

Questions:
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)

Male

2. Your real first name is?

Non of your fucking business.

3. You pollute the air of which country?

Sweden, sometimes Finland as well.

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary, which is on you personal doctor)

About 9-10, was 1984, my dad bought me Metallica's Ride The Lightning.

5. Are you a racist?

No, I hate all people equally.

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

What the hell kind of a question is that?

7. Your religional status is?

None.

8. Your stance to anal sex?

If she wants it, sure, other than that, no thanks.

9. How old are you?

13 years away from dying.

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

Skydancer

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

Wouldn't know, don't pay attention to other peoples hair, have enough trouble keeping my own.

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

It's not a defect, it fits the songs, so no.

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

No

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

Well, I am answering it, so, if it wasn't, it is now.

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.

I wouldn't.

16. Do play any instrument?

Only my mouth.

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

Good question.

18. Are you tired with these questions already?

Would I answer them if I was?

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?

I have one, it says Calm... Before the storm. As for any other, I wouldn't know.

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)

I have no idea.

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

Why the hell would anyone be jealous of me?

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?

Both.

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are impossible to understand totally?

I think lyrics of any drunken pirate are impossible to understand.

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use your vote?

I never vote, I don't want to effect a result of something I don't wanna be any part of anyway.

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?

It's cool, I have to order some soon.

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?

What the fuck is the difference?

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

I concider suicide a cowardic act, so I wouldn't even concider it.

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

Females.

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?

Yeah, but I won't blow it for the others, maybe some of them are idiots.

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

Never tried it, unless you mean jerking off.

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

How the fuck should I know?

32. What do you do with your mouth?

The usual shit.

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

Finnish, English, Swedish (very very little).

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)

Um, not to my memory.

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?

Yes and again, non of your fucking business.

36. Are you little bit perwert?

A bit?

37. Are you expecting more questions???

Nope.

 

[Final_Vision]

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
-Male

2. Your real first name is?
-Sean

3. You pollute the air of which country?
-USA

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
-around 13 with Metallica

5. Are you a racist?
-nope

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
-nope

7. Your religional status is?
-atheist

8. Your stance to anal sex?
-no thank you

9. How old are you?
-18

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
-Projector

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
-nah, i want hair like his!

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
- YUDJEMENT........eh no, its cool

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
- NO!

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
-nah...better than a lot of other threads.

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
-boring......and boring.

16. Do play any instrument?
- Gee-tar

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
- Hrm....good question. I like the band...I guess I just havent decided to leave yet

18. Are you tired with these questions already?
- Yes, stop! ahhhhh they never end.

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
- The guy with the hair and face

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
- The african rainforest

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
- absolutely not

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
- ouch...internally? i guess that would be temporary.

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
- nope, some of the best. Does he have a boat though?!

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
-with fear of the world turning into one giant thread, I would have to prolly use it as a frisbee

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
-hes not bald though...?

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
-what the hell do you do you do where you live RH?

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
-read more of thanatos' 300 page chat transcripts til' i cant take it anymore

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
- Female

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
- yes...yes I do...Red Beard the pirate correct?

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
- ah...ill pass.

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
- fuck
32. What do you do with your mouth?
- drink this very chupi lemonade....and talk.

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
- English...and a few dozen words in Spanish

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
- Ehm...never attempted.

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
- 2000000000000000042

36. Are you little bit perwert?
- nah

37. Are you expecting more questions???

- yes...*raises gun to head*

 

[kamikaze]

Questions:
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)

Male

2. Your real first name is?

Jason

3. You pollute the air of which country?

USA

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)

Around 11-12 I think

5. Are you a racist?

Of course not

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

Hell No

7. Your religional status is?

Personal

8. Your stance to anal sex?

Tried it once

9. How old are you?

27

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

Damage Done or Haven

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

Doesnt look to be

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

No, Ignorant pople irritate me

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

If they would get thier arses over here i would

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

No

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.

Reserved

16. Do play any instrument?

Yes many, Mainly guitar though

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

Because DT kicks my sorry assss

18. Are you tired with these questions already?

Nope

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?

Great Dark One

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)

Not sure

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

Oh hell no

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?

Well thats up to pete steele

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?

Never heard them

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?

I could vote?

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?

Never seen it

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?

Im an american

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

Slow and with much pain, So I would remeber wwhat it was to be alive

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

Females

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?

No and No

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

Never done that, Wouldnt want to be with a girl that loose

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

Yeah I talk like a sailor

32. What do you do with your mouth?

Interesting things like mastication

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

Japanese (Nihon-jin)

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)

Uh...No

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?

I use MSN Its kamikaze1213@hotmail.com

36. Are you little bit perwert?

Arent we all?

37. Are you expecting more questions???

Nope

 

[Dark_Jester]

Questions:
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall) Male but luckily you didn't question species

2. Your real first name is?
Ben, or Benjamin...sometimes 'hey you'

3. You pollute the air of which country?
Pretty much all of them, but England locally

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
12 (I was a new age hippy kiddy previously )

5. Are you a racist?
Nah...

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
No. And I'm starting to wonder if you work for the CIA

7. Your religional status is?
Agnostic, although whoever it is seems to have a sick sense of humour

8. Your stance to anal sex?
My stance? As far away as possible with the door locked

9. How old are you?
19 of your mortal years

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Damage Done

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
I don't know...I'm sure he remembers where he puts it.

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Nope, mine with the letter f (always ends in 'uck') makes me more appreciative of peoples minor foibles

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
No

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
No, but then again I also thought that Invader Zim was funny

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
I let the wanted posters speak for themselves

16. Do play any instrument?
Yes, guitar.

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
Because because because....because of the wonderful things it does

18. Are you tired with these questions already?
No, I'm just tired

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
The man with the plan, well he was til he sold them for mouthwash.

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
Is purple still a number? Please tell me so


21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
Noone should be jealous of me...in fact, I'm the example pointed to when people say 'it could be worse'

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Damn, why is there no 'externally' option? I'd much rather inflict pain...but I'll go for internally

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
Which one? If you mean Jimmy down at the Slug and Fiddle, yes, but I think it has something to do with a man called Roger


24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Well, I'd read the rules on the back before eating my ticket

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
I wish he'd stop drawing on my walls and go home already

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
What's the american way? Persuade it that what it does is for the good of everyone? Or wear a hat?

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Quietly, with no desperate seeking of attention or any reprisals for the people I love.

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Female

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I think you spend too much time drinking with Jimmy at the Slug and Fiddle

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
There are much better ways to express love with hands...build something, for the love of god, just keeps those hands away from me...thats all the love I need

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
On screen? Yes...in real life, fuck no

32. What do you do with your mouth?
Many things...kissing is a favourite, but I can tolerate talking

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
English, japanese, OZZYBENSPEAK

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
It's not something I've ever considered trying

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
benfarrand99@hotmail.com on msn...I'm a virgo, I'm single, I weigh 147lbs, and I've been hurt in the past

36. Are you little bit perwert?
No. Are you a little bit Russian?

37. Are you expecting more questions???
I don't know...will you be expecting answers?

 

[Naku ist krig]

@Salami: American way is to ride horse by nasty way. (Maybe that was racist joke..)

Am I the only one who has swallowed half-lenght wiener??
Well..I almost choked to that but..

New question:
Q: 38. Are you devoted wanker?

A: 38. Certainly

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by RealHazard
New question:
Q: 38. Are you devoted wanker?

never really was "devoted". now i'm just interested in the real thing.

rahvin.

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Originally posted by RealHazard
New question:
Q: 38. Are you devoted wanker?

I am single and alive, what you think?

 

[hyena]

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)

female

2. Your real first name is?

claudia

3. You pollute the air of which country?

italy

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)

around 12

5. Are you a racist?

i have some doubts about fiiiinlaaand, for the rest not at all

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

nope.

7. Your religional status is?

roman catholic

8. Your stance to anal sex?

disgusted

9. How old are you?

24

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

skydancer

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

no.

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

nope, it's fun.

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

yes. last week.

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

it wouldn't be if i wasn't depressed and therefore not inclined to reveal my inner feelings.

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.

artificial.

16. Do play any instrument?

bass.

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

rahvin brainwashed me.

18. Are you tired with these questions already?

no.

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?

bubububu.

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)

can't remember.

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

of course. i'm the perfect machine.

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?

the masses of humanity will always, always have to suffer.

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?

nearly. unless drunk.

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?

don't even want to think about this situation.

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?

yummy.

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?

can't ride.

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

drink pure alcohol.

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

males.

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?

both, me too.

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

ouch. disgusting.

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

fuck yeah.

32. What do you do with your mouth?

breathe, since i have the flu and my nose won't work.

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

italian, english, french, spanish, and a teeeeny bit of russian

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)

well yes.

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?

i_am_the_blade@hotmail.com
3705030 ICQ

36. Are you little bit perwert?

not that i know.

37. Are you expecting more questions???

yes.

38. yes.

h

 

[xenophobe]

1. You gender?

MALE


2. Your real first name is?

MIKE


3. You pollute the air of which country?

California, USA


4. How old were you when you started to listen metal?

13 probably


5. Are you a racist?

FUCK NO.


6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

PERVERT. NO.


7. Your religional status is?

I worship the sub atomic particles with a spin of 1/2 or 4.


8. Your stance to anal sex?

uke:


9. How old are you?

34


10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

Skydancer or Damage Done


11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

I don't really know or care.


12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

Speach Impediment? Dunno.


13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

No


14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

Only if none of the girls here reply.


15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.

I'm an evil, perverted asshole, so get the fuck out of my way unless you want to give me $50.


16. Do play any instrument?

Guitar and bass.


17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

Because I have no life?


18. Are you tired with these questions already?

Uh... haven't thought about it yet... I'll answer that later.


19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?

Look at my Avatar, bitch.


20. How many years consideres your aeon?




21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

I don't personally care.


22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?

Right now, since I have a fever and a headache, internally.... If you have any doubts about the former AND are religious, read my Avatar.


23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?

I have no opinion on this question or it's content.


24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?

Dunno.


25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?

Now your questions are getting stupid.


26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?

What's the difference?


27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

I'd never do it. Probably a firearm.


28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

Females. I'm not a deviant.... err... well maybe I might be, but I'm not gay.


29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?

No, I don't. I think you are the idiot though.


30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

Pervert.


31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

Sometimes. Fucker.


32. What do you do with your mouth?

Umm... nothing that interesting... you got a mouth fetish or soemthing?


33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

English. A little.


34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)

Pervert. No.


35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?

Yes. I have MSN, ICQ and AIM... I don't think I want you contacting me though.


36. Are you little bit perwert?

Perwert? No.


37. Are you expecting more questions???

Thank god no.

 

[atlantis]

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
F, they say

2. Your real first name is?
Vale

3. You pollute the air of which country?
Italy sometimes, Danmark some others

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
It was in 1938, just before the war...I was maybe 8 or 9.

5. Are you a racist?
Quite I lot. No not at all.

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
I've been playing barbies until 15

7. Your religional status is?
Roman catholic I guess

8. Your stance to anal sex?
Next question!

9. How old are you?
72, Since I was born in 1929 (oh, fabulous years...)

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
The gallery

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Nope, a good hairdresser can make miracles

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irritate you. (With letter J.)
I can bear with it

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Yep

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Yep

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Professional dork, something between Miss Piggie and a madeleine

16. Do play any instrument?
Yep. Bad

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
I've been here too many years to find a reason

18. Are you tired with these questions already?
A bit

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Helium

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
No big deal.

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
Hopefully not

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Both. Very RoMo, very fancy, trendy, glammy etc.

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
No why? Sometimes it's even kind of ...clear...

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use your vote?
Mhn...a suicide?

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
I'm a positive thinker

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
Is something sex related?

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Fly like a rock from the roof to the basement

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Males, so far

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I am an idiot, an idiot of lies

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
fist fumbling?fist furnishing? first fussing?

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Nope. In italian you don't use the word "fuck" often.

32. What do you do with your mouth?
chewing

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Italian...(many dialects)..english...french...japanese.. danish....swedish...spanish...

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
well, not exactly

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
ehehehe, check the profile.

36. Are you little bit perwert?
Yes, I'm fond of fetish pink-fuzzy toilets

37. Are you expecting more questions???
Yes, I'm way disappointed

Thank you, and now? Do I win something?

 

[Phyros]

Same old @lantis, always fishing for gifts...

-phyros

 

[Qsilver]

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)

Male

2. Your real first name is?

Juuso

3. You pollute the air of which country?

None, but I live in the same country you pollute

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)

about 13, I guess

5. Are you a racist?

nope

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

nope

7. Your religional status is?

indifferent

8. Your stance to anal sex?

mmm...

9. How old are you?

17

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

Skydancer

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

nope

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

nope

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

nope

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

nope

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.

nicely

16. Do play any instrument?

not really.. guitar & keyboards/piano every now and then

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

Well, I wrote www.ultimatemetal.com/forum to the address field of this browser and clicked on Dark Tranquillity..

18. Are you tired with these questions already?

slightly

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?

I don't know

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)

many

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

Not at all

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?

eternity is quite a long time..

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?

nope

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?

I would think at least twice before voting

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?

ok

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?

I don't really know

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

I'm not in a right mood to think about suicide

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

females

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?

yes and no

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

not my thing

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

I want to fuck you in your ass!

32. What do you do with your mouth?

speak, mostly

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

finnish, english, swedish, little spanish

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)

I don't think so..

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?

yes, look at my profile for details

36. Are you little bit perwert?

I'm not quite sure

37. Are you expecting more questions???

Is this already over??

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

1. Male

2. Nick

3. USA

4. Jeez, about 5 or 6 I'd say.

5. No, not really.

6. No

7. Atheist

8. Seems painful

9. Early 20's

10. Projector

11. Could be

12. No

13. No

14. No

15. Um, large, caring, an all around good person .

16. Not in a long time .

17. It's fun?

18. Sort of

19. Not sure

20. There is no set amount of time in an aeon.

21. Hell no

22. Egh, internally

23. No

24. For him!!!!

25. I dont

26. What the hell is the differance?

27. A 12. GA shotgun with .40 Buck shot to the head.

28. Females

29. But of coarse

30. Egh, everyone does it, no one talks about it.

31. What the fuck do you think?

32. Alot of things

33. Spanish, English, Italian.

34. No

35. For MSN its N_Doomsday@yahoo.com, everything else is in my profile.

36. I dont understand.

37. Nope .

Nick

 

[Final_Vision]

ya know nick, for us people who are too lazy to skim up and down to find out what question your replying to, your post is quite hard to understand

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Ya know Sean, Im too lazy to cut and paste .

Nick