atlantis
Oui, avantgarde à chance
Originally posted by Phyros
Same old @lantis, always fishing for gifts...
-phyros
Yes maaaan, ye owe me something, don't play the tart
Digging up the answers from you all!
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mousewings
Member
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I read them... especially for people on this board.
Is it me, or did this thread bring out a lot of the "rare" posters (the ones who seldom post). This thread gets you attention if you post, I guess (I always dig up the Q&A threads to answer them, personally and occasionally comment on them). Like now...
Hmm... you're the second person I know from a board with that first name. It's a cool first name.
Onde Erik
Member
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
Male
2. Your real first name is?
I know I will surprise everyone by saying this, but it's Erik
3. You pollute the air of which country?
Sweden, but I'm sure they can smell the stench in Denmark as well
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
14
5. Are you a racist?
No
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
No. Nor over.
7. Your religional status is?
Atheist
8. Your stance to anal sex?
No thanks.
9. How old are you?
20
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
I'm cheating and picking two: The Mind's I and Projector
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Not that I've noticed.
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Not the least. I probably share the same defect though.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Several times.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Apparently some people read it. Kudos to them.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
"Leper! Out of my way!"
OK, so I don't have a valid answer, let's get on with the questions.
16. Do play any instrument?
The keyboard. Right now actually.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
To catch the latest gossip on one of my favourite bands.
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Nope, try harder.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
I already have a (somewhat cryptic) title. Other than that I'd like to stick to something bland and anonynmous, like "member".
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
1000000
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
I'm nothing special.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Infernally
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
I think there's usually room for personal interpretations. That might not qualify as understanding but it's enough for me.
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
I would be running the PR campaign:
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Some of the greatest within this particular form of music.
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
There would be two people holding me down and a third leading the horse by the reins. Is that normal?
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
I would throw myself off a cliff, perhaps landing in lava if that could be arranged..?
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Females
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
Yes
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Sounds uncomfortable.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
When with friends but I try to behave while in public.
32. What do you do with your mouth?
Tongue storage
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Swedish, English, French, Spanish, Norwegian, Danish
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
Not without chewing or without ketchup.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
helstar666@hotmail.com (I'm oh so evil, you see)
36. Are you little bit perwert?
Nah
37. Are you expecting more questions???
My answer would be pretty pointless as you've already added an additional question.
Male
2. Your real first name is?
I know I will surprise everyone by saying this, but it's Erik
3. You pollute the air of which country?
Sweden, but I'm sure they can smell the stench in Denmark as well
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
14
5. Are you a racist?
No
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
No. Nor over.
7. Your religional status is?
Atheist
8. Your stance to anal sex?
No thanks.
9. How old are you?
20
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
I'm cheating and picking two: The Mind's I and Projector
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Not that I've noticed.
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Not the least. I probably share the same defect though.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Several times.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Apparently some people read it. Kudos to them.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
"Leper! Out of my way!"
OK, so I don't have a valid answer, let's get on with the questions.
16. Do play any instrument?
The keyboard. Right now actually.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
To catch the latest gossip on one of my favourite bands.
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Nope, try harder.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
I already have a (somewhat cryptic) title. Other than that I'd like to stick to something bland and anonynmous, like "member".
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
1000000
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
I'm nothing special.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Infernally
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
I think there's usually room for personal interpretations. That might not qualify as understanding but it's enough for me.
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
I would be running the PR campaign:
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Some of the greatest within this particular form of music.
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
There would be two people holding me down and a third leading the horse by the reins. Is that normal?
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
I would throw myself off a cliff, perhaps landing in lava if that could be arranged..?
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Females
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
Yes
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Sounds uncomfortable.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
When with friends but I try to behave while in public.
32. What do you do with your mouth?
Tongue storage
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Swedish, English, French, Spanish, Norwegian, Danish
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
Not without chewing or without ketchup.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
helstar666@hotmail.com
(I'm oh so evil, you see)36. Are you little bit perwert?
Nah
37. Are you expecting more questions???
My answer would be pretty pointless as you've already added an additional question.
[1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
male
2. Your real first name is?
Luis, Louis, Luigi, Ludwig, choose your fave language
3. You pollute the air of which country?
Mexico
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
11
5. Are you a racist?
no, I hate people based on my whim
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
fuck no
7. Your religional status is?
Agnostic
8. Your stance to anal sex?
9. How old are you?
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
It varies but right now The Mind's I
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Don't care
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
it's cool
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
yes/no
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
maybe
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
superior
16. Do play any instrument?
triangle
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
there is always need for an annoying guy
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
no
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
read my profile
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
my aeon doesn't consider a thing
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
I don't know/care
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
my throat hurts
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
no
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
I'd go play a computer game
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
good
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I wouldn't ride it
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
gunshot
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
females
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
you are the idiot
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
no thanks, but I'm willing to make an exception and fist fuck you
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
yes
32. What do you do with your mouth?
right now keep it shut cause I'm sick
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Spanish, english, portuguese, italian, french
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
no
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
yes, ask for it
36. Are you little bit perwert?
yes
37. Are you expecting more questions???
probably
male
2. Your real first name is?
Luis, Louis, Luigi, Ludwig, choose your fave language
3. You pollute the air of which country?
Mexico
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
11
5. Are you a racist?
no, I hate people based on my whim
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
fuck no
7. Your religional status is?
Agnostic
8. Your stance to anal sex?
9. How old are you?
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
It varies but right now The Mind's I
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Don't care
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
it's cool
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
yes/no
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
maybe
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
superior
16. Do play any instrument?
triangle
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
there is always need for an annoying guy
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
no
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
read my profile
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
my aeon doesn't consider a thing
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
I don't know/care
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
my throat hurts
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
no
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
I'd go play a computer game
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
good
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I wouldn't ride it
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
gunshot
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
females
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
you are the idiot
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
no thanks, but I'm willing to make an exception and fist fuck you
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
yes
32. What do you do with your mouth?
right now keep it shut cause I'm sick
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Spanish, english, portuguese, italian, french
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
no
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
yes, ask for it
36. Are you little bit perwert?
yes
37. Are you expecting more questions???
probably
xenophobe
Active Member
Originally posted by atlantis
Yes maaaan, ye owe me something, don't play the tart
Hmm.... what kinda gifts do you like?
Phyros
Blue Jesus
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
Male
2. Your real first name is? Andreas
3. You pollute the air of which country?Sweden
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor) 11 years old, Iron Maiden & Metallica
5. Are you a racist? No. Idiots come in every colour.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child? No. Why would anyone like to have that when there are loads of 20 year olds around?
7. Your religional status is? Atheist
8. Your stance to anal sex? No thanks.
9. How old are you? 21
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity? Projector
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
No, I doesn´t look like that, does it
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)Well, no, since I guess I have the same "defect"
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?Yeah, quite many times actually, like 8 or 9..
14. Do you think that this thread is useless? Compared to what? Compared to the song survivour -Yes, compared to loads of other threads -No.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger. I guess total strangers get a fair grip of me in a second, so I´ve got no need for that
16. Do play any instrument? Who?, J/K, Yes I do. I mostly sing but I do know how to play the bas (quite good) and the guitar and drums to (I suck).
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)? I am not here. I just pass by every now and then, making some glances and keeps wondering if I will get the time to be a regular once again
18. Are you tired with these questions already? Atually, yeah.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one? the GRAND NAGUS I guess..
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know) Öhm, 32?
21. Should everyone be jealous for you? Sometimes, yeah. Other times, no.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?I feel like I am doing both... But I´d choose internally
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally? No, some of them are quite easy actually, if you try to think like him, and what makes him, well, him...
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
I guess he would be better then Bush, so: In favour.
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate? Some stuff is simply great, well, I guess everything is better then OK, so I must say that I like most of his things very much. Specially the early mischief
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way? Normal
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?Hmmm, whatta heck, I´ve never gotten this far in my thoughts. I always stuck in the part where I see my mother cry at the funderal. Then I find myself sad and discusting and leave that thought behind, untill next time
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males? Females
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot? Well, look at my answers to those Q´s, and judge for yourself.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng) Fist stuff is def. NOT my cup of tea. That is just stupid.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
I use a few Swedish words like that frequently, I am sad to say.
32. What do you do with your mouth? Scream, eat and talk
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit) Swedish, Norweigian (little), English, German.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..) No.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...? No
36. Are you little bit perwert? I guess
37. Are you expecting more questions??? *looking down* No.
-phyros (who says to @lantis: come pick it up )
Male
2. Your real first name is? Andreas
3. You pollute the air of which country?Sweden
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor) 11 years old, Iron Maiden & Metallica
5. Are you a racist? No. Idiots come in every colour.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child? No. Why would anyone like to have that when there are loads of 20 year olds around?
7. Your religional status is? Atheist
8. Your stance to anal sex? No thanks.
9. How old are you? 21
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity? Projector
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
No, I doesn´t look like that, does it
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)Well, no, since I guess I have the same "defect"
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?Yeah, quite many times actually, like 8 or 9..
14. Do you think that this thread is useless? Compared to what? Compared to the song survivour -Yes, compared to loads of other threads -No.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger. I guess total strangers get a fair grip of me in a second, so I´ve got no need for that
16. Do play any instrument? Who?, J/K, Yes I do. I mostly sing but I do know how to play the bas (quite good) and the guitar and drums to (I suck).
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)? I am not here. I just pass by every now and then, making some glances and keeps wondering if I will get the time to be a regular once again
18. Are you tired with these questions already? Atually, yeah.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one? the GRAND NAGUS I guess..
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know) Öhm, 32?
21. Should everyone be jealous for you? Sometimes, yeah. Other times, no.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?I feel like I am doing both...
But I´d choose internally23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally? No, some of them are quite easy actually, if you try to think like him, and what makes him, well, him...
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
I guess he would be better then Bush, so: In favour.
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate? Some stuff is simply great, well, I guess everything is better then OK, so I must say that I like most of his things very much. Specially the early mischief
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way? Normal
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?Hmmm, whatta heck, I´ve never gotten this far in my thoughts. I always stuck in the part where I see my mother cry at the funderal. Then I find myself sad and discusting and leave that thought behind, untill next time
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males? Females
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot? Well, look at my answers to those Q´s, and judge for yourself.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng) Fist stuff is def. NOT my cup of tea. That is just stupid.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
I use a few Swedish words like that frequently, I am sad to say.
32. What do you do with your mouth? Scream, eat and talk
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit) Swedish, Norweigian (little), English, German.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..) No.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...? No
36. Are you little bit perwert? I guess
37. Are you expecting more questions??? *looking down* No.
-phyros (who says to @lantis: come pick it up
)
xenophobe
Active Member
Originally posted by Thanatos
2. Your real first name is?
Luis, Louis, Luigi, Ludwig, choose your fave language
Hey Luigi And to everyone who's been questioning if anybody even bothers to read all of this, YES, I do, some moments, like these, are grand, and shouldn't be missed for anything.
Wolfman Von Jones
The trouble with you
Originally posted by Onde Erik
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
I would be running the PR campaign:
That is classic
Nick
Hiljainen
why can't we not be sober
Final_Vision
This is Not an Exit
Originally posted by NicktheClayman
Originally posted by Onde Erik
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
I would be running the PR campaign:
That is classic
Nick
this scares me
mousewings
Member
- Nov 21, 2001
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- 84
- 48
Child of Time
Voice of reason
The only questions I even bother to answer is...
5: NO.
13: Yeaah.
So, I'm an anti-racist and I have seen DT live.
5: NO.
13: Yeaah.
So, I'm an anti-racist and I have seen DT live.
Wolfman Von Jones
The trouble with you
Dark_Jester
Unrepentant sentient
Quote: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Endquote
Nick, once again you have proven to me why my life would be that much duller without you around
Nick, once again you have proven to me why my life would be that much duller without you around 
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
Last time I checked, male.
2. Your real first name is?
Arch(ie)
3. You pollute the air of which country?
United States of America
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
18
5. Are you a racist?
I'm an equal opportunity hater.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
No.
7. Your religional status is?
Jedi.
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Those porn movies with anal sex looks interesting.
9. How old are you?
3 dog years?... so 23 human years.
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Damage Done
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
All crazy artists pull their own hair... so, yes.
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Jes.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Yes. Now I can die happy.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
No, not really.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Ugly, mean, smelly, evil...
16. Do play any instrument?
Electric guitar, bass guitar, my organ.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
To rack up my post counts.
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
No.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Cockmaster!
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
Huh?
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
No, why?
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Ummm. I'll get back at that question later.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
No... it just takes a lot of thinking.
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Hail Emperor Rahvin!
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Arrrrg!
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
Your grammar is terrible!
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Carefully.
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Females... however, I'm turning asexual.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
Yeah.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Gross.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Fuck no.
32. What do you do with your mouth?
Eat, chew, spit.
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Mandarin, English, Deutsch, Svenska, a little Spanish, C++, and HTML.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
No.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
TCHSSUCKS
36. Are you little bit perwert?
Yes.
37. Are you expecting more questions???
Shoot.
Last time I checked, male.
2. Your real first name is?
Arch(ie)
3. You pollute the air of which country?
United States of America
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
18
5. Are you a racist?
I'm an equal opportunity hater.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
No.
7. Your religional status is?
Jedi.
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Those porn movies with anal sex looks interesting.
9. How old are you?
3 dog years?... so 23 human years.
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Damage Done
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
All crazy artists pull their own hair... so, yes.
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Jes.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Yes. Now I can die happy.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
No, not really.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Ugly, mean, smelly, evil...
16. Do play any instrument?
Electric guitar, bass guitar, my organ.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
To rack up my post counts.
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
No.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Cockmaster!
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
Huh?
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
No, why?
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Ummm. I'll get back at that question later.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
No... it just takes a lot of thinking.
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
Hail Emperor Rahvin!
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Arrrrg!
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
Your grammar is terrible!
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Carefully.
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Females... however, I'm turning asexual.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
Yeah.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Gross.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Fuck no.
32. What do you do with your mouth?
Eat, chew, spit.
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Mandarin, English, Deutsch, Svenska, a little Spanish, C++, and HTML.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
No.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
TCHSSUCKS
36. Are you little bit perwert?
Yes.
37. Are you expecting more questions???
Shoot.
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall) M
2. Your real first name is? Joe (Joseph to be more specific)
3. You pollute the air of which country? USA
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
8 years old.
5. Are you a racist?
I'm anti-racist.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
Um...no.
7. Your religional status is?
Open Mindedness.
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Nope. Exit only!
9. How old are you?
21
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Skydancer
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Who cares? He can be the 4th bald member of DT if he shaves his head
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
I didn't honestly notice.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Yep.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Yes, but it's a fun time killer.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
I'm myself.
16. Do play any instrument?
nope.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
My favorite band.
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Yes, but I'm plenty bored
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Executioner.
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
aeon? I hope I'm not that old
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
No.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Type O Negative lyrics aren't that bad, Roadrunner records at least has one band that can still play somewhat ok.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
Running Wild was a good band
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
What would I get out of it?
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
I think I see a spinoff album: Dark Tranquillity: Jokes, Outtakes, and a hole lot of Laughs
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I guess american by default.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Take a bunch of sleeping pills and blast some pop music (so I can say the pop music caused me to do it instead of metal).
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Females.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I have no clue but it's always fun to act like I know what I'm talking about
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Ouch.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Fuck, shit, piss, cunt, motherfucker!
32. What do you do with your mouth?
I talk. And I sing horribly, but only when I'm by myself
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
English, and I can order food at an Italian restraunt
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
I ate a hot dog in 3 bites once.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
It's in the profile if you really want it.
36. Are you little bit perwert?
Is that a pastry?
37. Are you expecting more questions???
Expect the unexpected.
2. Your real first name is? Joe (Joseph to be more specific)
3. You pollute the air of which country? USA
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
8 years old.
5. Are you a racist?
I'm anti-racist.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
Um...no.
7. Your religional status is?
Open Mindedness.
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Nope. Exit only!
9. How old are you?
21
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Skydancer
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Who cares? He can be the 4th bald member of DT if he shaves his head
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
I didn't honestly notice.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Yep.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Yes, but it's a fun time killer.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
I'm myself.
16. Do play any instrument?
nope.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
My favorite band.
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Yes, but I'm plenty bored
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Executioner.
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
aeon? I hope I'm not that old
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
No.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Type O Negative lyrics aren't that bad, Roadrunner records at least has one band that can still play somewhat ok.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
Running Wild was a good band
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
What would I get out of it?
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
I think I see a spinoff album: Dark Tranquillity: Jokes, Outtakes, and a hole lot of Laughs
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I guess american by default.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Take a bunch of sleeping pills and blast some pop music (so I can say the pop music caused me to do it instead of metal).
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Females.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I have no clue but it's always fun to act like I know what I'm talking about
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Ouch.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Fuck, shit, piss, cunt, motherfucker!
32. What do you do with your mouth?
I talk. And I sing horribly, but only when I'm by myself
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
English, and I can order food at an Italian restraunt
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
I ate a hot dog in 3 bites once.
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
It's in the profile if you really want it.
36. Are you little bit perwert?
Is that a pastry?
37. Are you expecting more questions???
Expect the unexpected.
Rei Toei
not quite human
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
1. female
2. Your real first name is?
2. giulia
3. You pollute the air of which country?
3. italy
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary, which is on you personal doctor)
4. 14, but i've never been into metal that much
5. Are you a racist?
5. no, usually i assume everyone should burn in hell until i get to know them a little
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
6. no way
7. Your religional status is?
7. i believe in some supernatural entity but i don't follow any religion/sect/whatever
8. Your stance to anal sex?
8. no thanks
9. How old are you?
9. 30 :s
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
10. haven't listened to all of them, yet. i can't make a choice
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
11. haha, nope. i saw him quite close some days ago and his hair looked perfectly healthy and honey blonde besides, it seems he's letting them grow (hope not, i think niklas looks better as he is now)
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
12. not at all, it's nice
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
13. yes, and apart from the fact that they're absolutely amazing on stage, they're also nice and enjoyable and down-to-earth guys... simply adorable
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
14. no, it's a funny pastime
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
15. i would not
16. Do play any instrument?
16. hm, all my attempts to play an instrument failed miserably. i can sing, if anyone cares
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
17. i joined the board only to reply to a certain rahvin but after a few time i realized it was a really nice place to stay
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
18. no, i'm just sleepy
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
19. i'm ok with what i have now
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this question: I don´t know)
20. don't really know what to answer
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
21. hmmm, not everyone
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
22. my ulcer speaks for itself
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are impossible to understand totally?
23. no, but i like thinking about 'feeling' rather than 'understanding' a song
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
24. wasting my time with a piece of paper? no way, i'd get on the first shuttle for mars
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
25. well, that kinda creepy, tangled artwork he usually creates is not my cup of tea, but he is an excellent artist. i've seen someone mentioned travis smith; to me niklas works way better: he's more refined and doesn't use the same idea again and again. mastering the techniques is just a matter of experience, being truly creative and fresh is what i reckon an artist should be.
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
26. i hate horses unless served in thick slices, a little underdone, with a drop of good olive oil and some parsley
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
27. can't think of myself committing suicide... may i kill someone, instead?
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
28. males
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
29. yes, but i didn't understand where was the joke (if there were any)
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
30. some people really need to go find a shrink... a good one
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
31. not really. i use 'bitch' more, anyway
32. What do you do with your mouth?
32. mostly speaking, yawning right now
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
33. italian, english, spanish, french
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
34. err, nope
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
35. yes, but i'm keeping it private
36. Are you little bit perwert?
36. who's not?
37. Are you expecting more questions???
37. not now
1. female
2. Your real first name is?
2. giulia
3. You pollute the air of which country?
3. italy
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary, which is on you personal doctor)
4. 14, but i've never been into metal that much
5. Are you a racist?
5. no, usually i assume everyone should burn in hell until i get to know them a little
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
6. no way
7. Your religional status is?
7. i believe in some supernatural entity but i don't follow any religion/sect/whatever
8. Your stance to anal sex?
8. no thanks
9. How old are you?
9. 30 :s
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
10. haven't listened to all of them, yet. i can't make a choice
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
11. haha, nope. i saw him quite close some days ago and his hair looked perfectly healthy and honey blonde
besides, it seems he's letting them grow (hope not, i think niklas looks better as he is now) 12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
12. not at all, it's nice
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
13. yes, and apart from the fact that they're absolutely amazing on stage, they're also nice and enjoyable and down-to-earth guys... simply adorable
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
14. no, it's a funny pastime
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
15. i would not
16. Do play any instrument?
16. hm, all my attempts to play an instrument failed miserably. i can sing, if anyone cares
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
17. i joined the board only to reply to a certain rahvin
but after a few time i realized it was a really nice place to stay 18. Are you tired with these questions already?
18. no, i'm just sleepy
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
19. i'm ok with what i have now
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this question: I don´t know)
20. don't really know what to answer
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
21. hmmm, not everyone
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
22. my ulcer speaks for itself
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are impossible to understand totally?
23. no, but i like thinking about 'feeling' rather than 'understanding' a song
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
24. wasting my time with a piece of paper? no way, i'd get on the first shuttle for mars
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
25. well, that kinda creepy, tangled artwork he usually creates is not my cup of tea, but he is an excellent artist. i've seen someone mentioned travis smith; to me niklas works way better: he's more refined and doesn't use the same idea again and again. mastering the techniques is just a matter of experience, being truly creative and fresh is what i reckon an artist should be.
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
26. i hate horses unless served in thick slices, a little underdone, with a drop of good olive oil and some parsley
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
27. can't think of myself committing suicide... may i kill someone, instead?
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
28. males
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
29. yes, but i didn't understand where was the joke (if there were any)
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
30. some people really need to go find a shrink... a good one
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
31. not really. i use 'bitch' more, anyway
32. What do you do with your mouth?
32. mostly speaking, yawning right now
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
33. italian, english, spanish, french
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
34. err, nope
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
35. yes, but i'm keeping it private
36. Are you little bit perwert?
36. who's not?
37. Are you expecting more questions???
37. not now
atlantis
Oui, avantgarde à chance
-phyros (who says to @lantis: come pick it up
Is it a challenge?
Ok man. Wait for me. I'll be there before Xmas- shall we bet?
@nick- you rule man!
For those who say that noone reads others answers,I say you´re wrong!
And I´m that didn´t have braind to do like the others and I didn´t copy questions and so on..
And now explanations to questions:
31: Fuck was just an example.. I meant word in your mothertongue like vittu in Finnish.
26. American way is to do the trick to the horse (No offense, Americans..)
15. This wasn´t about would you describe , it was about how would you describe. Now everyone (almost) has just passed it by saying: I don´t talk to strangers..
This is nice thread of mine...
And I´m that didn´t have braind to do like the others and I didn´t copy questions and so on..
And now explanations to questions:
31: Fuck was just an example.. I meant word in your mothertongue like vittu in Finnish.
26. American way is to do the trick to the horse (No offense, Americans..)
15. This wasn´t about would you describe , it was about how would you describe. Now everyone (almost) has just passed it by saying: I don´t talk to strangers..
This is nice thread of mine...
