Digging up the answers from you all!

[squarenothing66]

Questions:
1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall) Male

2. Your real first name is? Carl

3. You pollute the air of which country? United States

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor) 10

5. Are you a racist? No

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child? No

7. Your religional status is? Roman Catholic (Bleh!)

8. Your stance to anal sex? Dis-gust-ing.

9. How old are you? 15

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity? Projector

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair. Hahaha!

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.) Nein

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live? No, but I plan on it in February

14. Do you think that this thread is useless? Never!

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger. Tall

16. Do play any instrument? Guitar/Vocals

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)? Read/discuss DT

18. Are you tired with these questions already? Never!

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one? Master

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know) 5,000,000

21. Should everyone be jealous for you? Of course!

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally? Eternally

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally? Nope

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote? With a gun to my head!

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate? Very good.

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way? No saddle!

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it? I would stick a knife through my throat

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males? Females

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot? I completely understand!

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng) Umm. I would be ashamed if I were the girl recieving!

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... Fuck yes!

32. What do you do with your mouth? Eat

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit) German, English

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..) Nope

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...? Look in my profile, lazy bastard!

36. Are you little bit perwert? ummm?

37. Are you expecting more questions??? Sure, why not? It only took me 3 minutes to answer these ones.

 

[Malaclypse]

well i actually did the survey but after question 20 or so it became all too weird

 

[DotNoir]

01. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
01. Male

02. Your real first name is?
02. Antti

03. You pollute the air of which country?
03. Finland

04. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
04. A-butt at the age of 13-14

05. Are you a racist?
05. No

06. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
06. No

07. Your religional status is?
07. I don't believe in God in christian awy, but I believe in god

08. Your stance to anal sex?
08. Ummm... If somebody's willing to give me some...

09. How old are you?
09. 21

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
10. I haven't been listening much, but I like Haven and Projector...

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
11. Dunno

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
12. No

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
13. No

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
14. Yes

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
15. Mommy told me not to talk to strangers


16. Do play any instrument?
16. I play the bass

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
17. Because of Rei and Rahvin

18. Are you tired with these questions already?
18. Yes

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
19. Pain in the arse

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
20. I don't understand this question

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
21. Yes

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
22. Internally

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
23. Haven't listened to that song

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
24. I'd vote yes

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
25. Can't really say

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
26. The normal way

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
27. High speed car crash (not hurting other people)

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
28. Females

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
29. I'm an idiot

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
30. You're a pervert

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
31. Fuck yeah

32. What do you do with your mouth?
32. Lots of things...

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
33. Finnish, english, swedish and german

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
34. No

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
35. Yes, I use ICQ... the number is 160784928

36. Are you little bit perwert?
36. Yes

37. Are you expecting more questions???
37. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..................................................................

 

[mousewings]

Yay, another Q & A thread...

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
Female

2. Your real first name is?
Iris

3. You pollute the air of which country?
Canada for now.

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
11

5. Are you a racist?
I do have some strong cultural/racial views, but not really, I dislike everyone equally...

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
No, they don't appeal to me.

7. Your religional status is?
Non-religious, but I do believe in an afterlife of some kind.

8. Your stance to anal sex?
Same as my general stance to sex.

9. How old are you?
18

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?Never heard them

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.No.

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)Never heard his talking

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
No

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
No, it's fun.

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Insane.

16. Do play any instrument?
Used to, but not now.

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
I like the people here.

18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Not yet...

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
My current one... or either "Resident Necrophile" (a title I saw someone else have...) or something like that.

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
What's an aeon?

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
I don't think so, but I'm not sure...

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Right now... the second. Perhaps if reincarnation is what happens after death, the first too.

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
Not sure.

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
I'd vote for him and help him enslave anyone and everyone.

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?It rules.

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I don't know... if this is a sexual reference. Even if not, I still don't know.

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Gunshot to the head. I'd do it right the first time.

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Males. Hot ones.

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I think I do... but I may be an idiot.

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
No thanks.

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Not really unless I'm really mad at someone, then I use that word, along with the word c**t (the only shocking swear word left?). I'd rather prefer to use a combination of snapey, non-curse words to insult people.

32. What do you do with your mouth?
Not much now, but I could do a bit...

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
English, Cantonese, a bit of French

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
No.

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
No. I have Neomail though.
<--- is the handle.

36. Are you little bit perwert?
Not a little, a lot.

37. Are you expecting more questions???
Perhaps.

As for masturbation, it's good, but not better than the real thing... or so I've heard.

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[Somber Soul]

1. You gender?

I've got m@le.


2. Your real first name is?

Chris.


3. You pollute the air of which country?

Austria. And I have a built-in catalysator.


4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary, which is on you personal doctor)

Around 17.


5. Are you a racist?

Nope.


6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

Under a 10 year-old child? Don't think so.


7. Your religional status is?

Vacant.


8. Your stance to anal sex?

Di-stance.


9. How old are you?

20+4.


10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

"The Projector Gallery Done"


11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

Nope. He had loads of hair when I saw him last. And he could still borrow some implants from Mikael.


12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

No, it's in his Swedish genes. There's nothing he can do. Besides I know that he speaks the most brilliant English. His "yentle storm" just spices up the songs.


13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

Yes. See some other thread here.


14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

Even the most humble things have their uses.


15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.

Show him a picture or, if he's blind, let him feel around my face.


16. Do play any instrument?

Guitar. Air guitar. Both not very good.


17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

Tranquillity ergo sum.


18. Are you tired with these questions already?

There's some strength left...


19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?

Titles are vain.


20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)

Let's say 10.000 years.


21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

For me? Instead of me? I'm not jealous. For what? Jealous of me? Sure.


22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?

How about exothermally?


23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?

He only writes the words that are already in my mind.


24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use your vote?

I'd not use my vote, I'd use money to bribe.


25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?

Isn't he more of a Photoshop addict?


26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or American way?

What's the American way? Placing a cruise missile in its behind to make it run faster?


27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

Jump to death from a DT stage into a crowd that is not willing to catch.


28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

As if it were only black & white...


29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?

Perfectly understood.


30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

"I'm stuck, baby" -- Mortiis.


31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

Since my mother-tongue is not English...very rarely.


32. What do you do with your mouth?

Keep it shut mostly.


33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

German, English, French and Swedish. And some old never-to-be- used-again languages.


34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)

They're called Frankfurter over here.


35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?

Don't have it.


36. Are you little bit perwert?

What if I wert a per?


37. Are you expecting more questions???

At least 63 more.

 

[FatherVic]

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
I checked downstairs....something wrinkled and ugly is hanging there....oh no!!!! I'm a cow!!!!

2. Your real first name is?

Father, from the old Vics!

3. You pollute the air of which country?

When it's windy I pollute nearly the whole europe....when it's not, just Spain.

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal?

12

5. Are you a racist?

Can't let myself be so stupid!!!

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

ehmm...no...

7. Your religional status is?

Roman Catholic

8. Your stance to anal sex?

it's non of your business...

9. How old are you?

23

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

Haven or The Mind's I

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

If he ever did, now he has recovered it

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

Speech defect??? you should hear me talking in English

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

5 times so far...

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

Well, I haven't had the patience to read all the answers, so I guess it is after all

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.

---->

16. Do play any instrument?

used to play guitar

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

I like the color of the walls...

18. Are you tired with these questions already?

which questions???

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?

MasterMelon

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)

Always considered it younger than me...

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

yes, the perfect woman loves me

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?

suffer??? no please, no more pepsi...

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?

I love redbeard pirate songs....

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?

I would make a nice papaer-frog

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?

not my cup of...tea...

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?

don't mind while it's me who's on the horse, and not the horse on me...

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

uhmmmm pills or venom

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

trolls

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?

I'm probably not much into pirates, and the few I've met they weren't that drunk...

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

must hurt a lot...so mostly not...

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

not really...just in ocasions where I feel fust..fust...fust...shit...fustrated!!!

32. What do you do with your mouth?

eat? drink? whistle? talk? kiss?

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

Spanish, Catalan, English, Some italian, some Portuguese, and little Greek

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)

No, I always bite when I eat

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?

ICQ: but it's more like a instant private messanger

36. Are you little bit perwert?

Yes, i can't stop quoting futurama in my real life...

37. Are you expecting more questions???

hopefully not, because I knew there were 37

fathervic (uffffff)

 

[Thelix]

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)

- Male

2. Your real first name is?

- Jonas

3. You pollute the air of which country?

- Sweden

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)

- 13

5. Are you a racist?

- No

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

- No

7. Your religional status is?

- I don't beleive in any gods or whatsoever

8. Your stance to anal sex?

- Yummy

9. How old are you?

- 18

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

- Maybe Projector

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

- No

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

- No

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

- Yes

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

- It could be a good idea, but I don't think anybody wants to read all of these answers

16. Do play any instrument?

- Yes. Guitarr, base and drums

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

- Because I love DT

18. Are you tired with these questions already?

- No, not really

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

- No

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?

- I would vote him down

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

- I would probably jump from a very very high cliff out in the middle of nowhere or something

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

- Females

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

- Fucking sick

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

- Swedish and English

36. Are you little bit perwert?

- Of course

37. Are you expecting more questions???

- No

 

[Dark_Jester]

Hey, I'm reading all the answers

 

[Melancholia]

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
Female troll with a long tail and sharp ears

2. Your real first name is?
Maria common&dull

3. You pollute the air of which country?
Greece

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal?
Metallica and a bit of other common stuff at the age of 12-13....more metal at the age of 16,maybe 15...

5. Are you a racist?
No

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
bubu

7. Your religional status is?
nothing....i don't care....

8. Your stance to anal sex?
no thanks

9. How old are you?
soon to be 22

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
The mind's I ....a couple of years ago i would have replied "the gallery"

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
err ask him better

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
noooo,i actually like it

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
up,3 times I want more!!

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
not entirely

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
boring

16. Do play any instrument?
i used to play the piano

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
because it's chupi

18. Are you tired with these questions already?
hmmm..... maybe

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
troll

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
bubu years

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
yup.....

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
i choose c

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
nope

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use your vote?


25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
some stuff i like,some not

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
what's the difference?

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
pills and razors

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
melons

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
even though i'm an idiot,i do understand

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
what exactly is this?? i don't understand all this terminology....

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
not lots,but i use them when necessary

32. What do you do with your mouth?
drink tea tea tea tea tea and infusions and dozens of coffee

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
Greek,English,Swedish,German,Spanish,Norwegian and some written danish

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
eing? what's a wiener?

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
hehe

36. Are you little bit perwert?
yeah,mostly because of a little psychoanalytci jargon i use with a friend of mine even for real life stuff like cars

37. Are you expecting more questions???
*shrug* (always polite )

 

[Kovenant84]

1. Male

2. Brendan

3. USA

4. 14-15

5. No

6. No

7. Catholic

8. If giving, and to a female, sure.... otherwise get the hell away from me...

9. 18

10. TMI

11. Not that I can see

12. Never noticed it.... still don't....

13. Once... and now i can die happy...

14. Would then I reply?

15. Definitely a nerd... probably a wimp as well... but I'd throw in scary.

16. I sing...occassionally...

17. Cause i love the band...

18. A little... but I was tired beforehand

19. The damn emotional bastard...

20. This would be 1000x1000 years? no?

21. As of wednesday, yes.... as of now, I would hope not...

22. Assuming you meant externally, ... I'm not sure... doing the latter right now...

23. Not at all

24. Yay or nay? Yay.

25. Brilliant.

26. Why ride a horse?

27. Falling.

28. Females.

29. Drunken, yes. Pirate, no. Idiot, yes.

30. Assuming I'm not the reciever and I'm doing it to a girl, then as long as she's up for it, sure...

31. Fuck no.

32. That just sounds dirty. Eat, drink, talk, and sing.

33. English... some french.

34. No.

35. kovenant84@hotmail.com, 'kovenant84' & 'hedon ex nihilo' on aim.

36. hrm.....i would think not.

37. Obviously.

38. Not any more...


quite entertaining... i should read the whole thing sometime
~kovenant

 

[BigFakeSmile]

Questions:
1. You gender? f

2. Your real first name is? katie

3. You pollute the air of which country? usa

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? 12?

5. Are you a racist? no

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child? god no

7. Your religional status is? non-committed

8. Your stance to anal sex? naughty!

9. How old are you? 22

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity? gallery, but damage done a little more every day

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
dont know

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.) no, its cute

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live? yes... AWESOME

14. Do you think that this thread is useless? yes and no...

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
metal, hot as fuck

16. Do play any instrument? guitar, some vox

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)? like dt, forum is amusing... like the metal "community"

18. Are you tired with these questions already? this is more fun than what im s'posed to be doing

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one? expletive

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know) huh?

21. Should everyone be jealous for you? no

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally? is there a difference? if i suffer internally, does that mean it will stop? is it ok to answer a question with a question?

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally? no, only sometimes

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote? yay (i assume coersion will be involved?) ... rahvin is funny

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate? hot

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way? is that like english or western? i like western... the american way?

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it? sleeping pills and alcohol

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males? males... especially somewhat famous, totally unatainable swedish males

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot? yes, and yes

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng) sounds like a bad idea

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... uh huh

32. What do you do with your mouth? oh... you know, the usual stuff... screaming, masticating etc.

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit) english all the way... a bit of spanish and a bit of german

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..) NO... where the hell did you come up with that ?

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...? on AIM: alterego7780 (but dont tell anyone, because its my alter(ego)nate name and NO ONE knows it)

36. Are you little bit perwert? i like to think so

37. Are you expecting more questions??? no, but that was kinda fun... it really made me think... a lot... if there are more questions, i will probably answer them

 

[Parasite]

1. You gender? Male

2. Your real first name is? James

3. You pollute the air of which country? U(ass)A

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal?
7 if you count "And Justice For All"
15 if your looking for more extreme metal.

5. Are you a racist? Not at all

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child? No

7. Your religional status is? Atheiest

8. Your stance to anal sex? I prefer the other hole.

9. How old are you? 17

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity? "The Gallery"

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair. Leave Nik alone

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.) Nah

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live? No

14. Do you think that this thread is useless? Pretty much.

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger. I'm very difficut to adjust to, though im very open minded.

16. Do play any instrument? No

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)? They're my second favorite band

18. Are you tired with these questions already? Nope

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one? Useless?

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know) Uhmmm...

21. Should everyone be jealous for you? No

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally? Eternally

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally? For the most part

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use your vote? Anything but George Dub-Ya is ok with me...

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate? Good enough for me

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way? I'd make my own way

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it? Freefallin from a very high building.

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males? Females. But Johnny Depp is sexy too

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot? Ahoy!

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng) Ewww..

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Nah.....twatcuntfuckingshitdouchebageatingcumstainshittfucker.

32. What do you do with your mouth? Chew on my lips

33. What languages do you understand? english

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..) No...

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...
AIM : ChokingParasite
ICQ : 37793670
MSN : celestialgaze@hotmail.com

36. Are you little bit perwert? Maybe...

37. Are you expecting more questions???
No

 

[On the Edge of Forever]

1. Your gender?
Male. Just about.

2. Your real first name is?
David.

3. You pollute the air of which country?
England.

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal?
I don't know.. early teens. probably 12/13

5. Are you a racist?
Nope!

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
Nope!

7. Your religional status is?
Null.

8. Your stance to anal sex?
If my girlfriend wants it then.. eh, sure. Otherwise not, not in any form.

9. How old are you?
20

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Hard. Either The Gallery or Projector. Probably The Gallery.

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Probably.. I am too. I feel your pain Niklas.

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Nope.

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
Nope.

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Bah, not doing any harm is it?

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Big, ugly, hairy, stupid troll.

16. Do play any instrument?
Guitar. VERY badly.

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
Nothing better to do?

18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Not really.

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
Big, ugly, hairy, stupid troll. Or maybe Troll God.

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
Every year seems like an aeon.

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
for me? Why? They might be jealous of me because I have the most incredible girlfriend in the world.. but me as a person? No. I suck.

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
I often suffer internally. Most likley for eternity. I'd rather neither.

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
I like a good sea shanty.

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use your vote?
I'd eat it. I'm hungry.

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Nice maps.

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I do not comprehend.

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Overdose on sleeping pills.

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Females.

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
Idioit.

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
It looks kind of nasty.

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
When I'm in a bad mood, yes.

32. What do you do with your mouth?
Eat Grapefruit.

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
English. That's it. Oh, and maybe Pascal, C++ and a bit of HTML.. ho ho ho.

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
No...

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
Yes.. but no one is getting my contact names! Mwah hah hah.

36. Are you little bit perwert?
Yeah... I have my moments.

37. Are you expecting more questions???
Pfft. I'm expecting more grapefruit.

 

[Yetti]

1. Male
2. Chris
3. USA
4. 12
5. im an equal opportunity offender
6. no, anyone who does should all be castrated
7. that would take 20 pages to explain
8. only if she asks. but my ass is exit only
9. 22
10. damage done
11. yes
12. no
13. no
14. yes
15. very strange
16. i try to play guitar, key word here = TRY
17. because DT owns my soul
18. i hate lots of questions
19. Supreme ruler of your mom (somebody smack me for that)
20. a lot
21. hell no
22. internally
23. yes
24. sure why not
25. its ok
26. whichever way doesnt hurt my balls
27. some sick. sadistic, and occulty ritualistic way thatll make people puke
28. Females, i dont play for that team
29. Im an idiot
30. thats some fucked up shit
31. shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n twat, i fucked your mommm (sorry, blink182 moment)
32. make women orgasm
33. only english unfortunately
34. no
35. yes, but you cant have it
36. im the most perwerted perwert in UM
37. why not have a few more

 

[BiatchGuy]

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
I'm a Guy.

2. Your real first name is?
Tom

3. You pollute the air of which country?
U.S.

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal?
about 16

5. Are you a racist?
no

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
no, and such acts are gay, regardless of child's gender.

7. Your religional status is?
Indifferent

8. Your stance to anal sex?
Anal sex is for men who have inadequately small penises and need more "tightness"

9. How old are you?
21

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Projector

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
uh, haven't noticed

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
no

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
yep

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
it certainly is, not to mention nobody will read the replies

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
i wouldn't.

16. Do play any instrument?
guitar

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
boredom

18. Are you tired with these questions already?
Goddamn right.

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
..........?

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
no, really, "...........?"

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
no, b/c my hair's falling out

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
probably both

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
something like that

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
what vote?

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
who?

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I wouldn't



....ah fuck it, I'm not answering any more

 

[Dark_Jester]

Damn it, everyone keeps saying it, but I read the replies

 

[Ormir]

Me too

 

[Dark_Jester]

Yeah, but you are grim and tr00 and necro, and must know ALL about your future victims I'll have to give you the link to my site at some point

 

[Hiljainen]

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall) - Female

2. Your real first name is? - Zoe

3. You pollute the air of which country? - Italy

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor) - 13/14

5. Are you a racist? - No

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child? - no

7. Your religional status is? - atheist

8. Your stance to anal sex? - indifferent/ uke:

9. How old are you? - almost 17 (the 13thof this month )

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity? - ...*scratches her head*...

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair. - i don't know

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.) - no, it's particular!

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live? - no

14. Do you think that this thread is useless? - .....umm..

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger. - i'm insane

16. Do play any instrument? - no

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)? - i love DT

18. Are you tired with these questions already? - no

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one? -

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know) -

21. Should everyone be jealous for you? - no

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally? - eternally and internally

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally? - yesno

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote? -

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate? -..

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way? - ?

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it? - slow

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males? - males

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot? - gkjdvghj

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng) - indifferent/ uke:

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... - yes

32. What do you do with your mouth? - speak, eat

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit) - italian, some english

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..) - no

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...? - no

36. Are you little bit perwert? - no

37. Are you expecting more questions??? -

I'm not drunk, just didn't know what to answer sometimes so...smilies..

Edit: i'm bored and have nothing to do..so i completed my answers

 

[Miolo]

1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)

male

2. Your real first name is?

francesco

3. You pollute the air of which country?

italy

4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary, which is on you personal doctor)

16

5. Are you a racist?

no

6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?

no

7. Your religional status is?

atheist

8. Your stance to anal sex?

it disgusts me

9. How old are you?

18

10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?

the gallery

11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.

no

12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)

no, it's nice

13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?

last week

14. Do you think that this thread is useless?

no

15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.

i'm a boring person

16. Do play any instrument?

no

17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?

because i like dark tranquillity

18. Are you tired with these questions already?

a bit

19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?

i don't want any title

20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)

wtf?

21. Should everyone be jealous for you?

why?

22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?

internally

23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?

sometimes

24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use your vote?

i'd kill myself

25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?

nice

26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?

what's the question?

27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?

i'd imagine rahvin as emperor of the world

28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?

females

29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?

i understand, but i'm also an idiot

30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)

terribly stupid

31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

yep

32. What do you do with your mouth?

eat, drink, speak, breathe

33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)

italian, english, french, spanish, russian and very little german

34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)

no

35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?

icq. you can find the number in my profile

36. Are you little bit perwert?

i don't think so

37. Are you expecting more questions???

of course





Miolo