1. You gender? (You can check from downstairs if you can´t recall)
Male
2. Your real first name is?
Pete. Or Petey, depending on who you ask *coughyenacough*
3. You pollute the air of which country?
I pollute nothing. The country blessed by my wonderful, beautiful and not at all arrogant precence is England.
4. How old were you when you started to listen metal? (You chech it from you treatment-diary,
which is on you personal doctor)
15
5. Are you a racist?
Yup... Marathon, the Mile, 400m I like em all
. Oh wait. Do I discriminate against different races? No, only individuals.
6. Have ever had sex under 10 years-old-child?
Nope.
7. Your religional status is?
Pagan
8. Your stance to anal sex?
Behind the other person
Giving to women only, and only if they want to...
9. How old are you?
Physically: 16
Mentally: 2
Cynically: Christ knows... or he would if he'd been around longer than 2000 years
10. * What do you think that is the best album of Dark Tranquillity?
Damage Done... or the Gallery... or Projector... possibly the Mind's I. Good as it gets...
11. * Do you think that Niklas Sundin is starting to lose his hair.
Merely his sanity
12. * Does "speech defect" of Mikael Stanne irratate you. (With letter J.)
Hah! Call that a speech defect? Try the accents where i live. Mikael has nothing on them. So... no.
13. * Have you ever seen Dark Tranquillity live?
In the Garage.
14. Do you think that this thread is useless?
Its as useless as your existance mr. reader. well... depends who reads it.
15. How you would descripe yourself to total stranger.
Exactly the same as I'd describe myself to most you lot. I wouldn't.
16. Do play any instrument?
Vocals, guitar.
17. Why you are here (in the Dark Tranquillity forum)?
What is this? The thought police?!! Since when did I need a reason...
18. Are you tired with these questions already?
I'm just tired.
19. What would you be your title in UM if wanted one?
See the one I've got?
20. How many years consideres your aeon? (Reason to this
question: I don´t know)
GOBBLEDIGOOK!
21. Should everyone be jealous for you?
Yes and no.
22. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
Both.
23. * Do you think that lyrics of Drunken red-beard pirate are
impossible to understand totally?
Yes, because only Drunken red-beard pirate understands exactly what he meant. Ask me another!
24. If Rahvin was nominated as Emperor of world with rights of dictator how you would use
your vote?
I'd vote that he gets back down his mine and forget it.
25. * What do you think about artwork of Bald caffeine-overdoser pirate?
Was he doing artwork or masturbation material?
26. If you have a ride with horse will you do it with normal way or american way?
I'd eat the bugger.
27. If you commit a suicide, how do you do it?
Go out and kill people until I'm taken down.
28. Which do you find attracting; Females or males?
Females.
29. Do you understand what do I (RealHazard) mean with drunken pirate thing or are you an idiot?
I do understand fucktard. Ask me another.
30. Your stance to loving with hands (aka. Fist-fu***ng)
Fist-fucking = no.
All the other types of loving with hands (masturbation, caressing, feeling etc.etc.) are good.
31. Do you use lots of nasty words like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
It ain't nasty if I say it motherfucker
32. What do you do with your mouth?
Eat, growl, talk, breath, abuse
33. What languages do you understand? (At least little bit)
English. Supposedly Latin, German and French.
34. Have you ever swallowed half lenght wiener? (Just wiener, I don´t mean willy now..)
natch
35. Do you have instant messanger? If have, the number is...?
wanderingblade@hotmail.com - msn
36. Are you little bit perwert?
little doesn't cover it.
37. Are you expecting more questions???
Expect the unexpected