Pure crap talking thread.

[mousewings]

I have another joke:


A guy is in a bathroom washing his hands when he sees a small man in a green suit. The guy (let's call him John ) keeps on staring at the small man, who sighs "I guess you've seen me; I'll have to give you my pot of gold."

"Pot of gold?" John asks, all confused.
"Yes, I'm a leprechaun" the green man answers.
"Way cool." Just as John is about to ask how much gold there is, the leprechaun cuts in.

"You have to do something for me first."
"I'd do anything for gold." John replies.
"You have to let me screw you up the butt."
"Uhhh."
"It's 6 million worth of gold."
After hesitating for a bit, John agrees. The leprechaun proceeds to sodomise him. Afterwards, the leprechaun asks "What's your name, young man?"
"John."
"And John, how old are you?"
"22."
"Aren't you a bit too old to believe in leprechauns?"
Realising this... John goes "Oh rats, I've been tricked again."

That was a waste of bandwidth.

 

[Syndrome]

gl hf and so on

 

[Dark_Jester]

How can you tell if Nick has been using your computer?
1. The monitor is up on blocks with oil leaking from the bottom
2. Print-offs have tobacco stains on them
3. The windows theme has been replaced by 'duelling bangos'
4. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them
5. The numeric keypad only goes up to six
6. The password is 'Bubba'
7. The CPU has a gun-rack
8. There is a beer bottle in the CD-ROM drive
9. The keyboard is camouflaged
10. The mouse has been relabelled 'critter'.
Revenge Nick dude

 

[Thanatos]

I didn't know Nick was a priest

 

[Dark_Jester]

Actually, with his beard I assumed he was some kinda Texan rabbi

 

[Thanatos]

is there a part of Nick that is not laughable?

 

[Naku ist krig]

My creation has found its meaning!

 

[rahvin]

this thread is absolutely on topic: it contains pure crap.
no more general chat threads, please, my head's already spinning.
but, oh, wait, no, it's just because yesterday was the greatest day ever. :hotjump:

rahvin.

 

[hyena]

a crap line for the italians (sorry to the rest):

i tifosi torinesi hanno problemi con l'ortografia e con alcune altre cose. oggi passavo in auto davanti allo stadio comunale ed ho notato una simpatica scritta: "è violenza sara!", quando immagino che, nello stile degli ultras, dovesse essere "e violenza sarà"

h

 

[Miolo]

Originally posted by hyena
a crap line for the italians (sorry to the rest):

i tifosi torinesi hanno problemi con l'ortografia e con alcune altre cose. oggi passavo in auto davanti allo stadio comunale ed ho notato una simpatica scritta: "è violenza sara!", quando immagino che, nello stile degli ultras, dovesse essere "e violenza sarà"

h

non mi stupisce più di tanto.

Miolo

 

[atlantis]

Mhn, pensavo che soltanto i laziali avessero simili problemi..... Sempre sulle cose idiote che rendono la vita migliore, ho letto su un muro un'altra frase eccezionale (mi ha cambiato la vita):
un uomo senza panza è come un cielo senza stelle.

that's all, folks.

 

[hyena]

aggiungo la fantasiosa scritta "meno internet, più cabernet" su un altro muro.

h

 

[Aeonstream]

i lazialotti cmq rimangono i piu' ignoranti, anche se il nostro bel capitano sa cmq il fatto suo. Ma sti cazzi tanto e' fortissimo e stasera deve tirarmi su il morale .

cmq per restaere in tema:

homo de panza omo d'emportanza

 

[atlantis]

-omo de panza omo de sostanza
-l'omo ha da puzza e la donna ha da puzza de la puzza dell'omo suo

di più, al momento, non so dare

 

[rahvin]

of course the meaning of the sentence hyena reported was quite obvious... they wanted to beat up someone called sara. i can understand

rahvin. (not a football fan)

 

[Hiljainen]

"ciao mamma, sono arrivato uno!!"
"scendimi il cane che lo piscio"

 

[Thanatos]

"scendimi il cane che lo piscio" translation please

 

[Dark_Jester]

Damned ethnic minorities
Just kiddin

 

[Hiljainen]

Originally posted by Thanatos
"scendimi il cane che lo piscio" translation please

....uumm it could be something like "give me down the dog so i piss it"

 

[Thanatos]

yes now I get it...piscio