Pure crap talking thread.

[Dark_Jester]

Don't make me recite 'The Cat in the Hat Comes Back' :Smokedev:

 

[Static]

ARGH!!

I hate that freakin cat!!

If he comes back ONE MORE TIME...then there will be bloodshed!!

 

[Dark_Jester]

(Saunters back into the room with an army of cat in the hats behind him, each slightly smaller than the one before it)
Oh, yes, plenty of bloodshed...but whose blood are we shedding?

 

[Rei Toei]

nice pic

 

[wildfyr]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3847/bill_of_rights.html

 

[wildfyr]

http://www.looksmart.com/news/xwd/af/cn40427.html

all those union worker bee drones who are going to do the actual labor rebUiLdInG this building should fuck the architects' plans and fashion it in the shape of a giant middle finger.

 

[rahvin]

@wildfyr: architets' plans are evil schemes to deliver the world into the greedy hands of satan, or santa, anyway, and they need to be thwarted as efficiently as possible. maybe niklas could submit his own project.

rahvin.

 

[wildfyr]

i got it. if the workers can't have their way, then they should at least be able to put a large inflatable hand giving the middle finger at the top of the building once it's erected.

 

[Miolo]

@the italians:

look at this:
http://web.icq.com

and then at this:
http://italian.icq.com



Miolo (still laughing )

 

[Hiljainen]

@Miolo:

*can't stop laughing*

 

[rahvin]

@miolo: "le due torrette"

to all the italians out there: let's flood them with hate mails. please. please. really, please, do.

rahvin.

 

[Hiljainen]

I'm quite in a good mood......the right mood for hate mails!!

@Hearse: more than bad! someone able to translate some phrases *coughmiolo/rahvin/hyenacough* could tell you the meaning of some of those things

 

[rahvin]

@hearse: saying that page sports an awful translation would be somewhat like saying dark tranquillity are a band whose music i happen to like from time to time. this just to give you the pulse of it.
now let's mention the fact that "the two towers" (correct translation: "le due torri") became "le due torrette" (correct translation: "the two outposts") and i think you get a pretty good idea of why those responsible for it ought to be hanged by their noses over a bubbling pot containing the boiled remnants of their family while a vicious group of goblins with aids high on viagra have their way with them from sunrise to sunset.

rahvin.

 

[Miolo]

@Hearse: sorry if i didn't put a side note for the non italians. that thing is so hilarious and i didn't think about it.

@rahvin: you gave a fairly nice description of what should happen to that people. indeed.

Miolo ("Provilo!" )

 

[Hiljainen]

"renne della santa" --->"reindeers of the saint"

 

[hyena]

RIPARTISCA IL VOSTRO DESDERIO DI FESTE COL MONDO!

yeah fucking right. like i have any of that

rahvin dearest, if we orchestrate a hatemail campaing they'd maybe think they should get a translator. you're the man

h (over my dead bubu)

 

[hyena]

i'm an awful speller but i don't really care bout editing now. on the bus home i saw the weirdest guy, carrying a dead and half skinned cat in a box.

h (say bubu to hollywood)

 

[Naku ist krig]

@hyena:
Maybe it was his grandmother..

 

[hyena]

@the italians: look what i found while browsing announcements:

"palazzo d'epoca panoramico piano alto mq 175 ingresso enorme rappresentanza"

interpretations:
a) large hallway
2) oh minchia enorme rappresentanza




h

 

[Hiljainen]

It's written in a really strange way: it seems that "175" arent mq but the height of the rooms.....in that case i'd be wondering who will clean those ceilings...maybe the 1 million giants of the rappresentanza