Pure crap talking thread.

[The Grand Wazoo]

We'll just guess this just another crap post in the "Pure crap talking thread"?



(Hmmm.. Really?)....Jaaaaa

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by poldarn
If you use your lefthand to wank when you're righthanded it almost feels like it's another person doing it!

and someone who's no good at it, besides.

rahvin.

 

[Naku ist krig]

Have you ever tried it with your mouth?

 

[hyena]

masturbation is a two-handed thing. one should start with the hand they use less frequently, and then resort to the expert one for added fun.

h

 

[FatherVic]

I also use two hands when I masturbate....one to hold the book, and the other to pass the pages...There's nothing like a Pratchett book for mental masturbation

fathervic (ji ji ji)

 

[Melancholia]

that was close to perversion

joking joking joking

 

[FatherVic]

you know sometimes i feel like being kinky

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Stop both of you, please? uke:

Nick

 

[wildfyr]

maybe the four of you should get a room?

-rh (*so pernicious*)

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Maybe I should grab a 10 ga. shotgun and shoot my boss in the face for not letting me go to the only fucking concert that I REALLY wanted to go to for a long long time.

Nick

 

[wildfyr]

call in sick.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

I dont have any sick days left.

Nick

 

[wildfyr]

ouch

 

[Static]

I did a shit and then put it on a stick and pretended it could talk.


I think that fulfills the requirements of this thread.

 

[DeepInMisery]

Ah. I found it. Don't look for a reason.

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by DeepInMisery
Ah. I found it. Don't look for a reason.

uh?

well, seeing as i can finally drive without being arrested because of the last number on my car plate (warning: this makes no sense if you're not from italy), i think i'm gonna go home. later.

rahvin. (/talkative)

 

[Naku ist krig]

This thread has found its meaning.

 

[Rei Toei]

cats have taken over my bed. i can't sleep anyway, so let's see what there is on tv *bah*

*mpfff* typo

 

[Siren]

Right when i was wondering why is this forum dead when you need it

 

[|ngenius]

There are no cats over my bed.


|ng (No cats... snifffff)