Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Petethedrummer]

Q: Is your name Roger Rabbit?

A: I was passed out, it wasnt my fault

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How did that llama get pregnant?

A: You'd better put some salt on that

 

[Petethedrummer]

Q: What do you think of my new piercing?

A: Uhh...i left it in the microwave

 

[nØthing]

Q. Where's your pet hampster?

A. That's like letting the fox guard the hens!

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's it like to put you into one room with a woman?

A: It's just jelly, nothing strange...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What's that you're shoving down the front of your pants?

A: Psycho's don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck HOW crazy they are!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Are you worried about what might happen to your mom?

A: Don't shake yours eyes at me lady, that's what they say!

 

[nØthing]

Q. So what's up?

A. Keep your paws off of me, you damn dirty ape!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do you respond when your grandmother tries to give you a kiss?

A: This town ain't big enough for the both of us!.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What's your favourite song by "Sparks"?

A: I suggest you take "The 5th".

 

[nØthing]

Q. Why are you yelling at me?!?!?

A. This one time, I was with my friends on a boat, and this one guy was like, "Come to da back of de boooaaaat..."

 

[Petethedrummer]

Q: So when was it you realized you were gay?

A: 3 goats and some chicken noodle soup

 

[Jax]

Q. What would you like for Christmas?

A. Not if my life depended on it, you pig.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you ever consider sex with humans instead of llamas?

A: He's not balding, he's follicle-challenged!

 

[Jax]

Q. What happened to the hair on that llama you have hidden in your bedroom?

A. But Naf loves his llamas.

 

[nØthing]

Q. What would happen if I rounded up all the llamas in the world?

A. Your soul is mine!

 

[Fractured]

Q: If i give you my soul, would you get naked, pour milk all over your body, and lock yourself in a room with 100 cats.

A: Hell yeah i will do it!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you consider getting impreganated by a llama?

A: No, but I've heard the Lady of the Oracle does it for free.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Would you consider jello-wrestling as a profession if the pay was good?

A: Last time I saw him he was playing tonsil hockey with the ugliest moose you ever saw.

 

[Fractured]

Q: Has anyone seen Rusty?

A: Yeah play with the balls.