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Phloogy recently asked me what Testament album to buy, I said The Gathering, as its godlike, but I suggested perhaps Low would be better as its less aggressive. Then he said he had Low and he loved it.

* Puts on Wonder Years voice*

It was then I realised how out of touch I was, here I was thinking I knew it all about my friend. I realised that day that the world is a lot bigger than I thought, and I felt a part of my childhood slipping away.

So, without further adieu, some questions...

1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low?

3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree).

4. What are we going to do tonight?

5. If you are female, what do you like in a man? If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need.

6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life?

7. Do you like rollercoasters?

8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name?
 
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Oh, all kinds of things. An Australian cricketer, a rock star, an actor, a cowboy. Anything except me.


2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low?

No, I only own their Best Of, but will be picking up some more once I get paid :headbang:

3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree).

The Human Torch, of course!!

4. What are we going to do tonight?

Dunno 'bout you, but I'm sitting around picking my arse. You're welcome to join me...

5. If you are female, what do you like in a man? If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need.

What if you're a hermaphrodite? You're so inconsiderate, Spawny.

6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life?

Not writing to my father when I was tempted (he was in New Zealand after my parents divorced) and getting in touch with him before he died.

7. Do you like rollercoasters?

Oh my, yes.

8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

We would have a smashing day, and would cause merry mayhem all day, before topping it all off by going to that vintage photography studio, dressing up as whores (with the girls being cowboys) and getting a group photo done in mock sepia!

9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name?

I have 3 pets by marriage. 2 dogs (Charlies and Jack), and one cat (Rory). Oh, and a wife called Bev. Ha ha!
 
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I dunno. Maybe a rock star or a pro skater or something.

2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low?

no.

3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree).

Aquaman? Water puts out fire. The Wonder Twins also had something to do with water, but they suck.

4. What are we going to do tonight?

Karate

5. If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need.

A good body and a nice face. Personality? Pffft - aren't they all liars and cheaters, users, gold diggers and backstabbers?

[/jaded & cynical]

6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life?

Not video taping the time my ex came round here behind her current b/f's back...

7. Do you like rollercoasters?

Sure, why not?

8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

I dunno man.

9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name?

Nah. But my old man has 3 greyhounds called Rusty, Sox and Benny.
 
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Something to to with computers. Here's to living the dream!

2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low?

Yes I do, although I am yet to listen to it. I didn't ask what album to buy, I asked what album I should get. Subtle shade of difference.

3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree).

Aquaman. Cause it's obvious.

4. What are we going to do tonight?

Sleep, probably. And I think there's a new South Park episode on.

5. If you are female, what do you like in a man? If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need.

At this point in time, I am declining to answer this question.

6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life?

My biggest regret is that I didnt work out till late in my life (so far) that is that sometime the fear you feel is worth it, and is very often not an excuse.

7. Do you like rollercoasters?

Yes.

8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

The world would shift on it's axis, because it would mean Spawn has left his bedroom and spoken to real people.

9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name?

I have to dogs, Maltese X Lhaso Apso, Ekman and Zener.
 
Originally posted by Mark


What if you're a hermaphrodite? You're so inconsiderate, Spawny.
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I actually had "If you are both or neither feel free to answer as either" but deleted it as I did think I knew enough about you people to know it wasnt needed, but if it is, please feel free to add it to your question :)
 
Originally posted by phlogiston



The world would shift on it's axis, because it would mean Spawn has left his bedroom and spoken to real people.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: All this is much more fun than work, thank you :D
 
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Bat at number 3 for Australia, and bowl leg spin. Apart from that.....meh....

2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low?

Yes and Yes!

3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree).

Spleen from Mystery Men

4. What are we going to do tonight?

I'm going to work. You, spawny, are probably going to sleep

5. If you are female, what do you like in a man? If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need.

Personality, sense of humour...huuuuge...tracks of land...

6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life?

Not learning an instrument earlier in life

7. Do you like rollercoasters?

No. No I do not

8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

Being as I don't like roller coasters, I would probably hold everyone's bags while they went on it!

9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name?

Dog named Joey
 
1. Rich (still working on that one)

2. No and no

3. The Flash. I want to see if he can move any faster with his arse on fire :lol:

4. Listen to Demons and Wizards and finish reading "Crackdown" by Val McDermid

5. Someone with the figure of Charli Robinson and the girl-next-door charm of Amy Acker, who doesn't mind metal and has enough sense to bugger off and leave me alone when required.

6. My Honours year at uni (worst of my life so far) and the fact that I'm hurtling towards thirty with almost nothing to show for it.

7. No. I can't get on them and wouldn't even if I could.

8. I don't know. I'd make an excuse and not turn up so I could stay home and read.

9. Up until a year ago, I had the best dog in the world (Scrappy). Still don't feel right about replacing her :cry:.

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OK, here goes...

1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

An astronaut first, then a rockstar! Guess which career path I ended up choosing? :D

2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low?

Actually, no! :( Gotta fix that soon!

3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree).

All of the sucky superheroes so if they're unsuccessful, at least we all have the bonus that they died in the fire! HAHA!

4. What are we going to do tonight?

I'm doing a web design project, followed by more work on an album I'm producing, answering e-mails and then wonderful, wonderful sleep! You may watch, young Spawny... if that court order has ended finally, that is! HAHA!

5. If you are female, what do you like in a man? If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need.

Well, a pretty face is always a bonus but the person they are on the inside is the most attractive thing to me.

6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life?

Oh, there's a few, believe me! But nothing I'm gonna post on a public forum! ;)

7. Do you like rollercoasters?

I went on one once and that was 1 time too many, thank you very much! HAHA!

8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

It'd be awesome! Could you imagine us all wandering around with Spawny actually out of his room and Trent all dressed up as Vinnie Vincent in full make up? ;) HAHAHAHA!

9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name?

I have a cat called (wait for it).... "Cat". HAHA! Savage little monster too, she is!
 
Originally posted by Mark
Oh, and a wife called Bev. Ha ha!
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:mad:


1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

The second guitarist in Queen :D

2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low?

No.

3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree).

Spiderman, so that he'll be burnt to death and unable to make any more terrible movies.

4. What are we going to do tonight?

The last of our Christmas shopping (all online).

5. If you are female, what do you like in a man? If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need.

Good Personality, exellent sense of humour, and kind eyes. A big dick and a nice arse are an added bonus. :p

6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life?

Not being confident enough to make the best of opportunities that presented themselves at Uni.

7. Do you like rollercoasters?

Hell yeah!

8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

We would all stand around for hours on end deciding what to do.

9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name?

Two dogs called Jack and Charlie, and a cat called Rory. :)
 
If I answered my own questions, would that be self serving or just weird? Or both?
 
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I'm 24 and I still don't know what I wanna be when I grow up

2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low?

nope

3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree).

Deckchair Man!!! So he can bring me a deckchair that I can sit in and watch that sucker burn :devil:

4. What are we going to do tonight?

Come home from uni, eat dinner, lay down listening to music and probably fall asleep. If we don't fall asleep we'll be updating the Scourge website seeing as we FINALLY have a fucking drummer :D

5. If you are female, what do you like in a man? If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need.

Non-psychoness is a must-have.

6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life?

Nothing really comes to mind. Lots of little regrets but there isn't one that stands out from the rest.

7. Do you like rollercoasters?

Not really... I'll go on them to not look like a wuss but I don't really enjoy them.

8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

We would all have a great time... and then everyone would head to the nearest net cafe to make posts about it where they would list every person from the board that they met.

9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name?

Yes. 14 year old silky terrier. Holly.
 
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Astronaut

2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low? I own some... mp3.... files......... I'll buy them both if I ever see them down here...

3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree). Optimus Prime

4. What are we going to do tonight? Internet, TV, vasoline.

5. If you are female, what do you like in a man? If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need. I like females who are funny and can keep up an interesting conversation. Nice smile/eyebrows/lips/bootay. Basically the girl at work.

6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life? I really can't think of one, so I probably don't have one. Missing chances with lots of girls because I was interested in one I couldn't have, that would be one a suppose.

7. Do you like rollercoasters? I like my food to not defy gravity and jump out of my mouth. So no.

8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen? Fun and quiet. One or two people would take charge of conversations. Towards the end of the day we would be all happy and friends. I'd be beaten up for the third time, for saying something silly... :p

9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name? My own pet is Gup, a Russian Blue kitty. There are four other cats, two dogs, 17 birds, a couple of hundred fish....
 
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A vet or an archaeologist :D




2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low?

Not own no, but brother's come in handy sometimes ;)




3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree).

Duffman, because he'd bring me free beer. Building schmuilding.



4. What are we going to do tonight?

I'm guessing it's going to involve sitting on here, wondering whether I should be doing more with my holidays :D




5. If you are female, what do you like in a man? If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need.

I can tell you what I don't like. I don't like dickheads and utter gits, or people that are sort of like sad used tampons.
P.S. Anyone seen Bottom round here? :)




6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life?

None!




7. Do you like rollercoasters?

They rock my socks :D




8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

'Twould be a magical fun-filled day. Is this a suggestion Spawny? :)




9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name?

No :cry:
 
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Pretty much everything really. So how the hell did I end up in computers?

2. Do you own The Gathering by Testament yet? If not, do you own Low?

I have what somebody at a record company considers the best of....

3. A huge building is on fire, its a veritable towering inferno of danteesque proportions, what superhero do you call on to stop it and why? (And Superman is exempt, he is busy rescuing a cat out of a tree).

Iceman .... gotta have something to keep those Wild Turkey & Cokes cold :)

4. What are we going to do tonight?

Getting the hell away from work!

5. If you are female, what do you like in a man? If you are male, what do you like in a female? Jaded and or cynical people are invited to vent on this question if you feel the need.

Honesty is a damn good start....

6. Whats the one biggest regret that you have, if any, in your life?

Hmmmmmm ........

7. Do you like rollercoasters?

Hell yes :)

8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

There would definitely be a lot of standing around - while several of us high-tailed it for the rollercaosters. Dreamworld does have rollercoasters doesn't it?

9. Do you own a pet? If so, what kind and whats its name?

A dog named cocktail. No prizes for guessing what we were drinking the night before we got the thing :loco:
 
Originally posted by Kem
8. If everyone from this board all met up at Dreamworld, what kind of day would we have and what do you think would happen?

'Twould be a magical fun-filled day. Is this a suggestion Spawny? :)
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It is now! Come on everybody! We can go see the tigers, they let you play with them! :headbang:

ok maybe not PLAY with them, but you can pat them. For 500 dollars But its worth it I say.
 
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