Religion and shit

Religion is a pretty large load of bullshit. I'm a Satanist (non-theistic), though i dont few that as a religion, just a creedo one could choose to live by, the absence of deities and mythical father figures make it...pretty much an atheistic thing. Liek really if there were more christians/religious people in here i'd see the need for debate, but since everyone pretty much seems to be on the same page.......then...yeah.

If you want to be an Atheist, be an atheist. Don't be an atheist and call yourself a satanist, you're just trying to look cool.
 
If you want to be an Atheist, be an atheist. Don't be an atheist and call yourself a satanist, you're just trying to look cool.

I call myself a Satanist because i've read the Satanic bible and agree with it. People who say stuff like that claiming people who are atheistic but call them self a satanist just to look badass don't understand. Few people i know have ever read ANY bible of ANY kind, i've read the christian bible, i've read the old testament, i've read the satanic bible, i've read the thelema books of crowley, i've read....well you get the point. I've read all of the religious text i can get my hands on, and i think i understand it all quite well. I don't mean to sound like an astute dick, but i know what i'm talking about when it comes to religion. Most of them (notice i say most) follow the same basic outline of a deity who delivers to the masses a way of life by which you HAVE to follow if you wish to join them in their land after death. Satanism (NOT FUCKING LUCIFERIANISM) is one of the only ones that preaches individuality and freedom, and even better it comes with the lack of a mythical unseen parental figure to wave their chubby fingers at you. So please if i may insist, you should do some reading...and not just you, but everyone who feels like satanism is just a title used to make one look "cool", because to people who actually treasure the ideals of satanism and consider their way, that's just a huge ass fucking insult.
 
OHHHH and i thought i'd add....Satan in ancient hebrew means The Adversary, one who will oppose or question. That is basis of the religions name, not the falsified deity.
 
OHHHH and i thought i'd add....Satan in ancient hebrew means The Adversary, one who will oppose or question. That is basis of the religions name, not the falsified deity.

You're referring to LaVeyan Satanism, which is essentially atheism+faggotry.
 
I call myself a Satanist because i've read the Satanic bible and agree with it. People who say stuff like that claiming people who are atheistic but call them self a satanist just to look badass don't understand. Few people i know have ever read ANY bible of ANY kind, i've read the christian bible, i've read the old testament, i've read the satanic bible, i've read the thelema books of crowley, i've read....well you get the point. I've read all of the religious text i can get my hands on, and i think i understand it all quite well. I don't mean to sound like an astute dick, but i know what i'm talking about when it comes to religion. Most of them (notice i say most) follow the same basic outline of a deity who delivers to the masses a way of life by which you HAVE to follow if you wish to join them in their land after death. Satanism (NOT FUCKING LUCIFERIANISM) is one of the only ones that preaches individuality and freedom, and even better it comes with the lack of a mythical unseen parental figure to wave their chubby fingers at you. So please if i may insist, you should do some reading...and not just you, but everyone who feels like satanism is just a title used to make one look "cool", because to people who actually treasure the ideals of satanism and consider their way, that's just a huge ass fucking insult.

OHHHH and i thought i'd add....Satan in ancient hebrew means The Adversary, one who will oppose or question. That is basis of the religions name, not the falsified deity.

Ahahahaha, this kid must be like what? 12?

This. :lol:

You're referring to LaVeyan Satanism, which is essentially (atheism+taking idiots money)*faggotry.

Fixed.

LaVeyan satanism is like Buddhism for vain faggots.
 
I call myself a Satanist because i've read the Satanic bible and agree with it.

You might call yourself a satanist, everyone else calls you an idiot.

Few people i know have ever read ANY bible of ANY kind, i've read the christian bible, i've read the old testament,

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Uh... Old Testmament = first half of the Christian bible Mr. Theology Scholar. Unless you meant Old Testament and New Testament, but again, both parts comprise the 'Christian Bible' as you call it so shouldn't count as two...

i've read the satanic bible, i've read the thelema books of crowley, i've read....well you get the point. I've read all of the religious text i can get my hands on, and i think i understand it all quite well.

:lol: No words to describe. I sincerely hope you were sitting there with this face:

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7/10
 
Parts of the WHOLE old testament were removed from the actual christian bible, because there is things in that contradict the existence of jesus. And everyone can fuck off and die, i mean really, i simply made a point, which of course can be debated is a thread such as this. But can we all be mature about it, i clearly have strong convictions to the satanism that i view as my way of life. It's like....coke and pepsi....it's pretty much the same thing with a different flavor, the same can be said for atheism and satanism, they're essentially the same thing, WHY DO WE NEED BOTH? Because different people like different things.
 
It's like....coke and pepsi....it's pretty much the same thing with a different flavor, the same can be said for atheism and satanism, they're essentially the same thing, WHY DO WE NEED BOTH? Because different people like different things.

Atheists.

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Stanists.

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Thats why we don't need both.
 
So I found out the official Islamic punishment for apostasy (for adult men) is execution. So glad I'm a minor and that I live in the UK. Still facing the possibility of being ostracized or disowned though.