say something about ... yourself!

[Dead Winter]

well, only two of my female co-workers have lesbian tendencies and they're kinda... butch-y. if i could find two willing AND attractive male co-workers i guess it would have to go that way... so i guess it's just plain not happening

If it's two guys, you shouldn't do DP on the first date. Gotta have standards!

 

[Lunar Still]

I don't think she was serious, it's one of those things girls say. Only a really lowly bitch with no self esteem would actually follow through on such a thing.

You're really just giving him more fuel, you know?

 

[Dead Winter]

I don't think she was serious, it's one of those things girls say. Only a really lowly bitch with no self esteem would actually follow through on such a thing.

Oh man, I don't even wanna know the barrage of shit Will's about to unleash after that one. You practically handed him a loaded gun.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I don't think she was serious, it's one of those things girls say. Only a really lowly bitch with no self esteem would actually follow through on such a thing.

Undefined, meet Laura. she is that really lowly bitch with no self esteem

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

If it's two guys, you shouldn't do DP on the first date. Gotta have standards!

psh

 

[Captain Beard]

Will: Bitter, jerkass, predictable. We can't ask for anything else.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Undefined, meet Laura. she is that really lowly bitch with no self esteem

ahahaha

 

[Dead Winter]

psh

Wow. You're a trooper!

I want an autograph. Srsly.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

You're really just giving him more fuel, you know?

Pretty much my thoughts exactly.

 

[Captain Beard]

But now she has StarchOn! She can't go noodly-spined if she wanted to!

 

[Lunar Still]

Undefined, meet Laura. she is that really lowly bitch with no self esteem

Wow, that actually was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

But now she has StarchOn! She can't go noodly-spined if she wanted to!

oh god, now i have to decide between corpsenipples and noodly-spine.

 

[Dead Winter]

Wow, that actually was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting.

Still, I can feel the heat from here.

 

[Calamitas1786]

*rasies hand* Can StarchOn be used as a substitute for Viagra?

 

[Captain Beard]

It's meant for the Spine.

You want ErectiOn.

 

[Lunar Still]

Still, I can feel the heat from here.

My anticipation of his reply and the subsequent calmness of the actual post can best be analogized by the idea of waiting for an F5 and getting a fart in the wind.



Okay so it wasn't really that extreme, but in all honesty I've had that analogy in store for a while and I'm tired of not getting an opportunity to use it.



Yeah.

 

[Undefined]

You're really just giving him more fuel, you know?

Oh man, I don't even wanna know the barrage of shit Will's about to unleash after that one. You practically handed him a loaded gun.

Woops, well whatever she ignored my advice that I spent time writing so

Undefined, meet Laura. she is that really lowly bitch with no self esteem

Well, I don't mean to get involved but what happened between you two?

 

[Dead Winter]

Yes, inquiring minds with no business at all in your affairs want to know.

This includes me, but I'd settle for a "none of your goddamned business".

 

[Lunar Still]

Well, I don't mean to get involved but what happened between you two?

It would appear they've hit a rough patch. They could break up ANY DAY NOW

 

[Undefined]

Postjumped@DW: Me too but it can't hurt to ask.

Russell!