sex

it's a bit shit imo. maybe if i'd gotten to fuck the girl i was in love with when I was 16, at the time, then I'd get it, but it's mostly been a let down. Also it's really shit with fat girls because it's too much effort to fuck them and it makes the bed sink.
 
So a boy pees in a gurls butt an a babby comes out an eats boobs? GROSS!
 
Because males and females don't exist...nature is just not aware that times have changed. STOP RAPING ME!
 
I'm waiting for the moment I officially stop caring about sex, but instead I just get more depressed and horny. I'm losing my hair, forehead creases are becoming more prominent, socially I'm regressing, pretty soon I'll be at the age where the body gets less and less sturdy, I'm just fucking hopeless.
 
I an hero'd once. I got to ride an ambulance, trip balls in the hospital, and hang out in a psych ward. In all I'd give it a 10/10.